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OfflineRemix
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Drug tests, WTF is this shit?
    #14269467 - 04/10/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The common rhetoric says that one is supposed to drink around 6-8 glasses (~16 fl ounces; 480ml) of water per day. I usually follow this notion and drink a lot of water throughout my day. Hence, normally, my piss is pretty clear. This is usually indicative that one is well hydrated (and mountain dew colored piss usually indicates that one is dehydrated).

So, what I don't understand is why I always get shit for having clear piss whenever I'm administered a drug test. This is how your piss is supposed to look if you're drinking habits are healthy. I call bullshit and encourage all of you to do the same.
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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Remix]
    #14269479 - 04/10/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My piss is always pretty clear as well. I've noticed that no one has a reason to be looking at my piss. You might have done some thing to hint that you aren't doing what is healthy?


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Maurer]
    #14269483 - 04/10/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ya you have to tell them that your actually healthy and their high concentration uric acid solution is indicative of their poor health and ignorance to proper liquid consumption volumes


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Coaster]
    #14269525 - 04/10/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Then they'll just ask you to retest anyways, just in case


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Coaster]
    #14269539 - 04/10/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ya you have to tell them that your actually healthy and their high concentration uric acid solution is indicative of their poor health and ignorance to proper liquid consumption volumes




I did. Their response was to give me another test.

It's fucked up, too. Because I know I would pass it even if my piss wasn't "diluted". After only two weeks of not smoking I drug tested myself first thing in the morning (when one's pee-metabolites are, supposedly, at their most concentrated) and still passed.

I shouldn't be expected to change my everyday water-consumption habits just because they see clear piss as something suspicious. It's fucked up, yo. I wonder if this is grounds for a lawlsuit if they try to be little bitches about it.


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: citricacidx]
    #14269544 - 04/10/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I went through that shit and I actually beat the system.

I smoked the whole time.

Took niacin the morning of my tests and drank a shitload of water.

Never, I repeat, NEVER, did I test positive.

And I always smoked the night before.

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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Coaster]
    #14269548 - 04/10/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Coaster said:
ya you have to tell them that your actually healthy and their high concentration uric acid solution is indicative of their poor health and ignorance to proper liquid consumption volumes



I always find that telling the man how things should be is the best solution. It worked for manson I think, but what do I know im german.


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Maurer]
    #14269576 - 04/10/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

doesnt matter if ur a weak german


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Coaster]
    #14269589 - 04/10/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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doesnt matter if ur a weak german



I know that's kind of what I got from the judge.


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Coaster]
    #14269614 - 04/10/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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doesnt matter if ur a weak german




Is there such a thing as a "weak German"?

Their language sounds super-confrontational.

Even saying harmless shit like "look at that cute kitten" sounds like pure testosterone driven anger.


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Remix]
    #14269633 - 04/10/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Remix said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
doesnt matter if ur a weak german




Is there such a thing as a "weak German"?

Their language sounds super-confrontational.

Even saying harmless shit like "look at that cute kitten" sounds like pure testosterone driven anger.



Yes such things do exist and my point was that a system put into place doesn't care for your personal actions.


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Maurer]
    #14269644 - 04/10/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Yes such things do exist and my point was that a system put into place doesn't care for your personal actions.





wat? I think there's a bit of a language barrier here. You might need to explain yourself more clearly...


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: Remix]
    #14269939 - 04/10/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

personally i don't feel great when my piss is that colorless. i believe that the 6-8 glasses thing is a crock of shit, thought i'm not going to bother to attempt to prove it. though i think you have a valid excuse if you really drink that much water. is this test for a job or for the legal system?


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Re: Drug tests, WTF is this shit? [Re: dummy]
    #14269993 - 04/10/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

eat lots and lots of asparagus the night before:aweshift:


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