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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
#14268802 - 04/10/11 07:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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shadyy said: The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Harold and Kumar
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Candid, my brother, my friend, my companion..... I warned you this would not turn out well. Be happy you atleast have $800 and a dick that isn't growing ghonorreah shit that looks like cauliflower. Homie you need to see a psychologist. The problems you have are MENTAL. You need MENTAL help. Thats nothing to be ashamed of. This is the last time I'll try to help you... If you want your life to be better, see a psychologist. $800 would be enough to get you some social skills and your life on the track you want it
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g00ru
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fuck psychologists, just wake up every morning and do your best!
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 28064212]
#14268880 - 04/10/11 08:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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28064212 said:
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shadyy said: The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Harold and Kumar
lol yah candidguy. take advice from harold n kumar. sometimes u just gotta get a lil eXxxXXTTEeereeeemmeee
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SamuelLJackson said:


that shit is fuckin hilarious.
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JesusGoneRogue said:
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SamuelLJackson said:


that shit is fuckin hilarious.
Yes it is utterly hilarious samuel! If only i could have fucked her for him it would have been a more sucessful date.
I hadnt slept in two days and I was about to pass out today at like 6 pm.
I get a phone call from Candid telling me that the slut lied to him and she isnt the person on the photo...etc.. Isays: "Even if shes not that girl... is she hot?" He says"hell no, shes all wrinkly and shit...." Isays: "Dude GTFO of there!"
I didnt want my homie to pay for some slut that wasnt top shelf. Or at least halfway up on the mid shelf.
Sorry I passed out when you needed me man.... Did SOOOO much WBS last night I can see and hear Pc's hissin in my mind!
This thread is absolutely epic btw.
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legendary thread unfolds.
OP, gonna try for round two?
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Racinette
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So I've read a lot of pages in this thread and the conclusion I've come to is....you guys are getting massively trolled.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Racinette]
#14269655 - 04/10/11 10:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Saw my name on the lecture slate"...You lying son of a bitch!
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jvm
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
#14269980 - 04/10/11 11:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is awesome. Good job not fucking the crack whore.
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Ojom
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
#14270308 - 04/11/11 12:36 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shit brah, maybe I need a new bank. Most accounts I've seen limit daily cash withdrawals to $400... or something is fishy here.
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scrantonstrangler
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Ojom]
#14270350 - 04/11/11 12:55 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Im lookin for love....Tonight...i got cash...i know sombody baby need a tyko nite glow race track...i know somebody daughter need an EZ bake Oven...i got Cash," ~Tracy Morgan
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s240779


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Ojom]
#14270356 - 04/11/11 12:57 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ojom said: Shit brah, maybe I need a new bank. Most accounts I've seen limit daily cash withdrawals to $400... or something is fishy here.
Most ATMs limit you to 400 dollars. In person, you can withdraw as much as you want.
Edited by s240779 (04/11/11 01:05 AM)
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m00nshine
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14270441 - 04/11/11 01:40 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude....
$800? No, no.
Spend ~$100 - $150 for a half hour.
Anyone you call who has an ad will use a condom. Ads listed as "GFE" will suck your dick with no condom on, but will use one to have vaginal sex.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
#14270442 - 04/11/11 01:41 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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ps lulz
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Plutonian
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Ojom]
#14270726 - 04/11/11 05:15 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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g00ru
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14271076 - 04/11/11 08:14 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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buck up man, go do something awesome to make up for this unfortunate tale
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mongo lloyd
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: g00ru]
#14271182 - 04/11/11 08:45 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Candidhuy is the fuckin man
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine] 2
#14271300 - 04/11/11 09:27 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
Ads listed as "GFE" will suck your dick with no condom on,
Sounds about as safe as sticking you dick into a used needle bin at a heroin clinic.
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Legend
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner]
#14271358 - 04/11/11 09:38 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tl;dr Did you get the escort?
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