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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268802 - 04/10/11 07:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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shadyy said:
The universe tends to unfold as it should.



Harold and Kumar


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14268835 - 04/10/11 08:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Candid, my brother, my friend, my companion.....:rastamon:
I warned you this would not turn out well. Be happy you atleast have $800 and a dick that isn't growing ghonorreah shit that looks like cauliflower. :awedisgust:
Homie you need to see a psychologist. The problems you have are MENTAL. You need MENTAL help. Thats nothing to be ashamed of.:mypleasure:
This is the last time I'll try to help you...
If you want your life to be better, see a psychologist.
$800 would be enough to get you some social skills and your life on the track you want it:sunny:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14268875 - 04/10/11 08:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

fuck psychologists, just wake up every morning and do your best!


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 28064212]
    #14268880 - 04/10/11 08:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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28064212 said:
Quote:

shadyy said:
The universe tends to unfold as it should.



Harold and Kumar




lol yah candidguy. take advice from harold n kumar. sometimes u just gotta get a lil eXxxXXTTEeereeeemmeee


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14268975 - 04/10/11 08:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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that shit is fuckin hilarious.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14269413 - 04/10/11 09:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:






that shit is fuckin hilarious.



Yes it is utterly hilarious samuel!
If only i could have fucked her for him it would have been a more sucessful date.

I hadnt slept in two days and I was about to pass out today at like 6 pm.

I get a phone call from Candid telling me that the slut lied to him and she isnt the person on the photo...etc..
Isays: "Even if shes not that girl... is she hot?"
He says"hell no, shes all wrinkly and shit...."
Isays: "Dude GTFO of there!"

I didnt want my homie to pay for some slut that wasnt top shelf.  Or at least halfway up on the mid shelf.

Sorry I passed out when you needed me man.... Did SOOOO much WBS last night I can see and hear Pc's hissin in my mind!

This thread is absolutely epic btw.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14269634 - 04/10/11 10:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

legendary thread unfolds.


OP, gonna try for round two?


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14269636 - 04/10/11 10:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

So I've read a lot of pages in this thread and the conclusion I've come to is....you guys are getting massively trolled.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Racinette]
    #14269655 - 04/10/11 10:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

"Saw my name on the lecture slate"...You lying son of a bitch!

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14269980 - 04/10/11 11:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is awesome. Good job not fucking the crack whore.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
    #14270308 - 04/11/11 12:36 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Shit brah, maybe I need a new bank. Most accounts I've seen limit daily cash withdrawals to $400... or something is fishy here.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Ojom]
    #14270350 - 04/11/11 12:55 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

"Im lookin for love....Tonight...i got cash...i know sombody baby need a tyko nite glow race track...i know somebody daughter need an EZ bake Oven...i got Cash,"
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Ojom]
    #14270356 - 04/11/11 12:57 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Ojom said:
Shit brah, maybe I need a new bank. Most accounts I've seen limit daily cash withdrawals to $400... or something is fishy here.




Most ATMs limit you to 400 dollars. In person, you can withdraw as much as you want.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14270441 - 04/11/11 01:40 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Dude....

$800? No, no.

Spend ~$100 - $150 for a half hour.

Anyone you call who has an ad will use a condom.
Ads listed as "GFE" will suck your dick with no condom on,
but will use one to have vaginal sex.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine]
    #14270442 - 04/11/11 01:41 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

ps lulz


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Ojom]
    #14270726 - 04/11/11 05:15 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14271076 - 04/11/11 08:14 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

buck up man, go do something awesome to make up for this unfortunate tale


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: g00ru]
    #14271182 - 04/11/11 08:45 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Candidhuy is the fuckin man


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: m00nshine] * 2
    #14271300 - 04/11/11 09:27 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Ads listed as "GFE" will suck your dick with no condom on,




:awewtf: Sounds about as safe as sticking you dick into a used needle bin at a heroin clinic.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner]
    #14271358 - 04/11/11 09:38 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Tl;dr
Did you get the escort?


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