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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14268495 - 04/10/11 07:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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BothHands said:
Hahaha, I knew it.  I was very confident that you weren't going to get laid.  This was your only shot, and you blew it.  You're going to be a virgin for life.  I've seen what your house looks like.  Have fun with your fleshlights.




hey i dont appreciate your malicious behavior towards candidguy.

:tongue:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14268511 - 04/10/11 07:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

He's not on the verge of suicide though.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268512 - 04/10/11 07:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Don't listen to that whore, Candid.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268516 - 04/10/11 07:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Haha, you referring to me, or the whore?

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268520 - 04/10/11 07:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14268522 - 04/10/11 07:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hahah, I meant you.
But now that you mention it, both.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268529 - 04/10/11 07:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I toned down the post a bit, while keeping the main idea of the post solid.

He can't even clean his room if it means having the opportunity to meet someone.  He doesn't want to get laid, and he knows it.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268532 - 04/10/11 07:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:ilold:


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Nixon was a asshole. Just look at his biggest creation. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the DEA.

Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268545 - 04/10/11 07:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Have you seen his other posts?  He brags about how big his fleshlight collection is.  He bragged about the catastrophic state his bedroom is in.  He has a milk jug to store his piss, and a gallon sized ziplock bag to store all the cum he's ever came.  And he's proud of it.  If he doesn't drastically lower his standards, he's not getting laid.

Edited by BothHands (04/10/11 07:22 PM)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands] * 3
    #14268551 - 04/10/11 07:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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BothHands said:
Hahaha, I knew it.  I was very confident that you weren't going to get laid.  This was your only shot, and you blew it.  You're going to be a virgin for life.  I've seen what your house looks like.  Have fun with your fleshlights.





I am with bothhands....in my opinion candidguy is timid and ultimately untrustworthy...he pisses in jugs, or used to, and blows a chance with an escort...he couldn't even tell her no; he had to run away and hide at a sushi bar

he could have had great sex with her and it sounds like she wasn't bad looking at all

candid sounds like the kind of guy that will grow up to be a complete asshole to women because he lacked proper socialization as an adolescent;  he has too much sex drive to quietly be subdued into a normal, or christian, marriage and relationship, but not enough confidence to satisfy his sex drive...psychologically speaking he is all set up to become a womanizer 

there is hope for him however if he begins to branch out and form friendships with other people his age and becomes assimilated into our overly sexualized and deviant culture

if he continues to isolate himself and piss in jugs there is little hope for out friend

in my opinion he drives a cop car to compensate for his inferiority complex

this is not a flame or attempt at insult...this is my honest and noteworthy opinion


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: BothHands]
    #14268589 - 04/10/11 07:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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shadyy said:
Don't listen to that whore, Candid.




Shady should be banned for flaming

he called you a whore

I HAVE THE PROOF RIGHT HERE GUMBY!


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14268594 - 04/10/11 07:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14268595 - 04/10/11 07:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Natural selection. :shrug:

He won't pass on his weak, shy genes.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14268618 - 04/10/11 07:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

It sounds like his parents overworked him in his youth at their chinese restaurant; effectively eliminating any chance for a social life

now that he has 70K+ in the bank he should quit working and enroll in college so that he can learn how to be a normal man whore and make friends and have sex without paying for it

he has to be careful with powerful psychedelics though or he may end running around a large festival butt ass naked grinding on people and ultimately got knocked the fuck out and humiliated all across the internet


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InvisibleDarkMatterOfFact
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14268620 - 04/10/11 07:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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cherokee said:[/b}
Quote:

BothHands said:
Hahaha, I knew it.  I was very confident that you weren't going to get laid.  This was your only shot, and you blew it.  You're going to be a virgin for life.  I've seen what your house looks like.  Have fun with your fleshlights.





I am with bothhands....in my opinion candidguy is timid and ultimately untrustworthy...he pisses in jugs, or used to, and blows a chance with an escort...he couldn't even tell her no; he had to run away and hide at a sushi bar

he could have had great sex with her and it sounds like she wasn't bad looking at all

candid sounds like the kind of guy that will grow up to be a complete asshole to women because he lacked proper socialization as an adolescent;  he has too much sex drive to quietly be subdued into a normal, or christian, marriage and relationship, but not enough confidence to satisfy his sex drive...psychologically speaking he is all set up to become a womanizer 

there is hope for him however if he begins to branch out and form friendships with other people his age and becomes assimilated into our overly sexualized and deviant culture

if he continues to isolate himself and piss in jugs there is little hope for out friend

in my opinion he drives a cop car to compensate for his inferiority complex

this is not a flame or attempt at insult...this is my honest and noteworthy opinion


didnt you say somtehing like this awhile ago. haha.  :shake:

i agree though if this guys too fucked up in the head and supposedly has 1000 to w/e amount to waste

and cant find a slut in his town or hit up a town thats filled with sluts (cough) VEGAS.


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Nixon was a asshole. Just look at his biggest creation. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the DEA.

Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

Edited by DarkMatterOfFact (04/10/11 07:31 PM)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268728 - 04/10/11 07:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
I mean I wouldn't pay $800 to fuck her, I mean I started to realize how slutty beautiful girls can be like last night I went to the bar with my cousin and the girl that was accompanying me look better than this girl I saw today, and I mean the nightclub girl kissed on my cheek and I kissed her back too.



That's progress my friend!!  Just keep going out to the bar and having a good time and eventually things will fall into place.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #14268738 - 04/10/11 07:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Ways the bug deal? Find another dirty, disease-infested whore to DSHSB.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268753 - 04/10/11 07:49 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268783 - 04/10/11 07:54 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: lil_demented]
    #14268791 - 04/10/11 07:55 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

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