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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268267 - 04/10/11 06:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268268 - 04/10/11 06:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

WTF did you expect to happen? Smoking hot PROSTITUTE shows up, takes your virginity, and makes your local reputation sky rocket?

Time to come back to reality


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/10/11 06:14 PM)

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InvisibleChespirito
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268273 - 04/10/11 06:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Eh, Ill give the last episode a C- / C

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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Chespirito]
    #14268280 - 04/10/11 06:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

So do you think the girl you met was the girl in the photo at one point in her life? but the life style she led made her creepy lookin?


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268282 - 04/10/11 06:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

It happened for a reason.
Don't attempt this again!

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Offlineg00ru
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268283 - 04/10/11 06:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hey, i think this could end up being a good thing for you. You learned that you can't just pay for sex and have it be what you're looking for.  I seriously went through the same phase I was so desperate I wanted to get an escort to lose my v-card. Within a few months of that phase, I had gotten laid.  Don't whack it, just keep building your desire for a girl and being open about it, try to accept anything you might have to do to get laid in a good fashion, and some girl will pick up on it and it'll be the right situation at the right time. Throw yourself into situations.  That's what you just did so ultimately it'll be a good thing, but keep doing it, and not with escorts.


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14268288 - 04/10/11 06:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

That girl looks 17.

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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268299 - 04/10/11 06:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I still wanna know if it WAS the girl in the photo, but just got uglied out over the years


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14268301 - 04/10/11 06:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

LOLLLLL candidguy you are now my favorite shroomery member for best story content evarrr :dielaughing:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Chespirito]
    #14268305 - 04/10/11 06:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

yes dude yes! how could this have gone any god damn better? you learned something about life! you learned that ho's are stupid fuckig hos! you learned that pretty girls are out there and they're free! you ate some mother fuckin suchi! i could go for a few trays of tuna shashimi myself!


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #14268307 - 04/10/11 06:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

He should have taken a picture.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14268308 - 04/10/11 06:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Herbal said:
you need help bro....you have serious issues.....:lol: WTF did you expect to happen? Smoking hot PROSTITUTE shows up, takes your virginity, and makes your local reputation sky rocket?

:shrug:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: RaverKitty]
    #14268313 - 04/10/11 06:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

RaverKitty said:
Quote:

Herbal said:
you need help bro....you have serious issues.....:lol: WTF did you expect to happen? Smoking hot PROSTITUTE shows up, takes your virginity, and makes your local reputation sky rocket?

:shrug:




NO DAMNIT! I edited it in a nicer tone. Kinda realizing i shouldnt be so mean. I got lucky and got laid early i guess :shrug: Id be in his same boat too


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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OfflineEnvix
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268315 - 04/10/11 06:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

excuse me hoe but can i take a picture of you? you look uglier than the person from your online profile and i want to compare please :crazy2:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14268317 - 04/10/11 06:16 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

LOL awesome story bro.

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I'd rather spend the money on food than fuck that girl




WORD!!!!!!!!!




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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Envix]
    #14268319 - 04/10/11 06:16 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Try to google image a girl who looks similar to her! That way we can visualize how drastic of a difference we are talking here. Maybe she was OK looking, but that $800 bill looming over your head caused her to appear uglier than you wanted her to be!


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14268323 - 04/10/11 06:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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DarkMatterOfFact said:
you got money to spare. Make a trip to nevada theres brothels close to reno and vegas. Even some down in tijuana,mexico.
Probably cost alot more but less to worry about disease and jail time wise.



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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Shins]
    #14268324 - 04/10/11 06:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

candidguy just start walking up to random attractive young women on the street asking for sex

do it to 100 at least one of thems gotta say yes



lol and to think.. if a woman ever did this with random men she'd get yeses on every try :lolsy:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14268329 - 04/10/11 06:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Herbal said:
Quote:

RaverKitty said:
Quote:

Herbal said:
WTF did you expect to happen? Smoking hot PROSTITUTE shows up, takes your virginity, and makes your local reputation sky rocket?

:shrug:




NO DAMNIT! I edited it in a nicer tone. Kinda realizing i shouldnt be so mean. I got lucky and got laid early i guess :shrug: Id be in his same boat too






Okay more so just this...

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: RaverKitty]
    #14268330 - 04/10/11 06:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

He's gonna have fun and probably nut very quickly.
Thats why I told him to jerk off before he left.
No one ever listens to me. :facepalm:

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