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Yacub
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner]
#14267858 - 04/10/11 04:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's almost that time.
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Aser
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Yacub]
#14267910 - 04/10/11 04:50 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't forget to bring condoms.
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
#14267916 - 04/10/11 04:51 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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im pretty sure it was like 50 minutes ago that he went on his mission.
if i remember correctly he said theyre meeting up at 6pm and hes somewhere in south carolina.
....carolina.... what a fucking weird word.....
anyway, i just hope he doesnt come back and post in the next hour or two and say she ran off with his money or ran off when she saw the cop car.
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Aser
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I forgot about the time zone difference. I guess we will find out some time between now and monday how it went.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Yacub]
#14267948 - 04/10/11 05:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bail, or premature ejaculation.
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clown133
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
#14267949 - 04/10/11 05:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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the suspense is killing me already... i'm gonna smoke a bowl, just to calm my nerves, ya know
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: clown133]
#14267965 - 04/10/11 05:03 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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I chose takes money and bails, premature, and kidneys stolen. I really hope that none of that happens, but it will.
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4runner


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Yacub]
#14268013 - 04/10/11 05:16 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ah you missed "to nervous can't get it up"
Voted premature and STD.
Edited by 4runner (04/10/11 05:16 PM)
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shadyy
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I'm goin' to Carolina in my mind.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
#14268027 - 04/10/11 05:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Who knows... maybe OP will have skill. 
He'll probably blow a load before boning her though.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner] 3
#14268028 - 04/10/11 05:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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this guy is superficial, very desperate and mentally ill
at least the escort is going to make bank and she probably won't even have to take her pants off
he is like the average pubber on steroids
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Yacub
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner]
#14268040 - 04/10/11 05:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
anunnakian said: Ah you missed "to nervous can't get it up"
Voted premature and STD.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner]
#14268052 - 04/10/11 05:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Ah you missed "to nervous can't get it up"
Voted premature and STD.
I imagine him having a full-on boner the second she touches his leg.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
#14268064 - 04/10/11 05:26 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
cherokee said: this guy is superficial, very desperate and mentally ill
at least the escort is going to make bank and she probably won't even have to take her pants off
he is like the average pubber on steroids
like you got room to talk
arent you known for some entertaining LOLZ posts
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Cherk
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I am an alcoholic and drug addict and mentally ill so yeah
but I get laid a lot and have a heart of gold
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DarkMatterOfFact
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
#14268080 - 04/10/11 05:29 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
#14268168 - 04/10/11 05:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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cherokee said: I am an alcoholic and drug addict and mentally ill so yeah
but I get laid a lot and have a heart of gold
easy to get laid when your a hot chick.....sorry you have no bragging rights. Like they say.
If a key can open up any lock, its called a "master key"! And is praised But if a lock can be opened by any key.....thats a pretty shitty lock
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Quote:
Herbal said:
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cherokee said: I am an alcoholic and drug addict and mentally ill so yeah
but I get laid a lot and have a heart of gold
easy to get laid when your a hot chick.....sorry you have no bragging rights. Like they say.
If a key can open up any lock, its called a "master key"! And is praised But if a lock can be opened by any key.....thats a pretty shitty lock 
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Samuel L Jackson
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Quote:
Herbal said:
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cherokee said: I am an alcoholic and drug addict and mentally ill so yeah
but I get laid a lot and have a heart of gold
easy to get laid when your a hot chick.....sorry you have no bragging rights. Like they say.
If a key can open up any lock, its called a "master key"! And is praised But if a lock can be opened by any key.....thats a pretty shitty lock 
cherokee has a penis.... at least im 99% sure he has a penis.
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Edited by Plutonian (04/13/11 03:52 PM)
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