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OfflineAnthony917
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i ammmmm a wasteddddd
    #14265500 - 04/10/11 03:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I dont even know where to begin shroonmery. I',m fuckin wasted and today at work was a FUCKING SHIT SHOW!!!!!
I don't EVZEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE HOW BIG OF A SHIT SHOW IT WAS!

Let's put it this way, the owner of the bar I work at and my dad got into a fist fight over basically nothing due to drunkenness.

I made $$530 though so I'm not complaining!! Except I have to go back in the morning and fucking DO IT ALL AGAIN!
AAHHHHHH TIME TO SMOKE SOME KIEF MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSS\
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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: Anthony917]
    #14265501 - 04/10/11 03:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:soundsgoodman:

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: Anthony917]
    #14265811 - 04/10/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol how did u make $530?


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: mellowparty]
    #14265838 - 04/10/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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lol how did u make $530?



looting the bodies


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: woutah]
    #14265904 - 04/10/11 08:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well i spent $530 on some bomb dr00gz and I shared em with every1 at the rave so I'm glad everything worked out :grin:


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: Coaster]
    #14265915 - 04/10/11 08:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rebeccablack:

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: Anthony917]
    #14265922 - 04/10/11 08:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
I dont even know where to begin shroonmery. I',m fuckin wasted and today at work was a FUCKING SHIT SHOW!!!!!
I don't EVZEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE HOW BIG OF A SHIT SHOW IT WAS!

Let's put it this way, the owner of the bar I work at and my dad got into a fist fight over basically nothing due to drunkenness.

I made $$530 though so I'm not complaining!! Except I have to go back in the morning and fucking DO IT ALL AGAIN!
AAHHHHHH TIME TO SMOKE SOME KIEF MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSS\
2:awedance::awedrugs:2 :highfive:




:soundsshittyman:

i had a friend who was a bartender in Seattle. he would work all night, make shit tons of money, then piss it all away on booze and stupid gadgets.

working at bars can work for you if you're mature enough to keep a handle on the booze.


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14266324 - 04/10/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Anthony917 said:
I dont even know where to begin shroonmery. I',m fuckin wasted and today at work was a FUCKING SHIT SHOW!!!!!
I don't EVZEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE HOW BIG OF A SHIT SHOW IT WAS!

Let's put it this way, the owner of the bar I work at and my dad got into a fist fight over basically nothing due to drunkenness.

I made $$530 though so I'm not complaining!! Except I have to go back in the morning and fucking DO IT ALL AGAIN!
AAHHHHHH TIME TO SMOKE SOME KIEF MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSS\
2:awedance::awedrugs:2 :highfive:




:soundsshittyman:

i had a friend who was a bartender in Seattle. he would work all night, make shit tons of money, then piss it all away on booze and stupid gadgets.

working at bars can work for you if you're mature enough to keep a handle on the booze.





this is very...very true. All the nonsense was caused by alcohol.
Here's a brief story.
I'm a new bartender, and yesterday there was a Sounders game and a Mariners game. I got there at like 8am yesterday and worked all game. After the post-Sounder's rush, 90% of our staff was drunk.
The owner was drunk, everyone in the kitchen was drunk, all of our servers were drunk with the exception of one server, and I was sober.
So, during the post-mariner game rush, the other bartender who was working with me decided to let me sink or swim, and I did EVERYTHING. I made every drink, took care of every customer...and I did a great job.

Well, what happened was my dad (the 3rd bartender) just disappeared. I hadn't seen him in maybe 5-6 hours, and so during the rush I asked 2 of our staff members who weren't on the clock where my dad was. They said they had no idea, blah blah blah, w/e. I was just curious.

Well, about an hour after I talked to my staff, my dad comes busting through the door and he is PISSED!!
The owner was pretty much blacked out drunk at this point, giving away free drinks left and right....it was a shit-show.

Anyway, my dad comes busting in and is all "THAT"S IT LAST FUCKING CALL - ANTHONY DON'T POUR ANOTHER FUCKING DRINK!!!" and I was still serving people and making $$ so I was like...fuck that.

He walks over to the owner and they get into a bit of a tussle, and start fighting behind the bar!! With the help of another guy who works across the street, we got them separated. Then, they went into the kitchen and fought, spilling shit all on the floor, then went into the back parking lot and punched each other in the face, threw each other down, etc.

My dad ends up just leaving (i rode down with him), so I stayed and closed everything down. I ended up getting a ride home from the server (she's a babe) who was sober, so thank god for that...

Oh and mellowparty I made $530 in tips mothafuckaaa...the perks of being a bartender :awedance:


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: Anthony917]
    #14266622 - 04/10/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that's funny, i had no idea you worked at a bar in Seattle (and apparently near the stadiums).

pretty crazy story. alcohol can bring out the worst in people.


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14266658 - 04/10/11 11:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that's what weeds for right? get us through the tough times lol :stoned:

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: GoodTimez101]
    #14266667 - 04/10/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

its for talking to when ur in ur grow walk in closet after a rave when ur frying and ur woman passed out long ago as always


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: Coaster]
    #14266798 - 04/10/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just smoked some fake weed.
I tried this shit for the first time last night and I think it's great.
It smelled like blue berries and I actually felt like I was stoned off 3 hits.

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14268218 - 04/10/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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gerryjarcia said:
that's funny, i had no idea you worked at a bar in Seattle (and apparently near the stadiums).

pretty crazy story. alcohol can bring out the worst in people.




Yeah it really can.
Luckily my dad and the owner are best friends, so they made up today...but damn it was a SHIT SHOW. The owner must have given away $400+ in free drinks & food. He was blacked out trying to take peoples drink orders, and I was like "is this guy trying to take your order...?? Hahaha what can I get you?"

He had no idea what was goin on. You know...sometimes these things happen. If I was the owner of a bar I would be getting trashed all the time, and it was the Mariners home opening weekend (WHICH WE FUCKING BLEW) so there's cause to celebrate  :cheers:


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: Anthony917]
    #14268234 - 04/10/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Onetime I was at the hawaii airport and I decided to grab a grotesquely overpriced beer while I waited for my flight. the bartender was HAMMERED, like falling over himself, slurred speech, giving me a beer I didnt ask for, etc.

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14269928 - 04/10/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, why do bartenders fuck up sometimes.  I hate the mandatory $1 tip.  Just include it in the original price if it ain't optional

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: demon66]
    #14269944 - 04/10/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I never knew it was mandatory, maybe that's why bartenders hate me.

I mean c'mon, they charge highway robbery for booze, I thought it was already included.

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14269959 - 04/10/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck yea. I love wasted threads... prob cuz i post alot of them :aliendance:

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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: demon66]
    #14269981 - 04/10/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you don't have to tip. a lot of people don't tip me and its not a big deal but a lot of people leave fat tips because they appreciate good service :shrug:


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: dshow]
    #14270015 - 04/10/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i got bitched at last night for not tipping. this chick bartender comes out after last call collecting glasses and starts giving me shit "you're the the fucking worst tipper evar!!!! go somewhere else if you don't wanna tip!!" out of nowhere.
i used to go there quite a bit and was a good tipper. i don't tip so much now because i don't have the funds. but GODAMN, i don't think she was even drunk, just pissed at everybody. but what kind of tip does she think she deserves for handing me two over priced beers?


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Re: i ammmmm a wasteddddd [Re: demon66]
    #14270022 - 04/10/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yeah, why do bartenders fuck up sometimes.  I hate the mandatory $1 tip.  Just include it in the original price if it ain't optional




Don't nobody tell him about the minimum 15 pieces of flair.


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