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OfflinePlutonian
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    #14266051 - 04/10/11 09:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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OfflineAwakenKundalini
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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Plutonian]
    #14266056 - 04/10/11 09:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

clubs are gay


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Plutonian]
    #14266061 - 04/10/11 09:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck clubs man, they are for people that want to get laid and have money. Really superficial shit. Stick to shows and real people


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Plutonian] * 1
    #14266065 - 04/10/11 09:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that was the shittiest rambling excuse for a story


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: briant230]
    #14266129 - 04/10/11 09:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

just hang out in the smoking areas.  Best place to meet women DTF.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: briant230]
    #14266132 - 04/10/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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briant230 said:
that was the shittiest rambling excuse for a story



haha yeah....

can't tell if :Trollface: or not


but get the escort dude and have the best 30 seconds of your life


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: AwakenKundalini]
    #14266138 - 04/10/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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AwakenKundalini said:
clubs are gay





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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: briant230]
    #14266141 - 04/10/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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that was the shittiest rambling excuse for a story




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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: briant230]
    #14266145 - 04/10/11 09:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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that was the shittiest rambling excuse for a story




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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Brugman]
    #14266153 - 04/10/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what he said.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Plutonian]
    #14266154 - 04/10/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

don't go tipping women $200 bro, keep that money. buy them drinks or something instead, don't just piss money up against the wall.


but good work candidguy the shroomery is proud of you!


just keep going to the clubs and meeting nice ladies and eventually you will find the right one, i guarantee it. Clubs are great fun.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14266159 - 04/10/11 09:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dude, thats the worst advice ever.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dunno]
    #14266166 - 04/10/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it's so not, i told him to keep his money and don't throw it away for nothing, and told him to keep going to clubs and meeting girls.

Thats good advice for someone who wants to get laid.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14266174 - 04/10/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Thats good advice for someone who wants some STD's




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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dunno]
    #14266179 - 04/10/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sorry brah, but those chicas saw you coming from a mile away :feelsbadman:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14266191 - 04/10/11 09:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
just keep going to the clubs and meeting nice ladies and eventually you will find the right one, i guarantee it. Clubs are great fun.




Hahah yeah clubs are the best way to meet quality women.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Brugman]
    #14266244 - 04/10/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

he's looking to get it in not meet his wife and have kids.


are you not familiar with his threads?


every single one is about ways of finding white women who will have sex with him, or strange ways of masterbating.


one of the most epic ones was him filling 4 water baloons with warm water, tieing them together with tape, and fucking the centre on his couch, but the baloons burst or something and flooded his floor and soaked his couch.



He's a character man, thats for sure.



I'll be proud of him when he finally gets it in.



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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14266253 - 04/10/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

holly shit! im glad i have not seen any of his threads. whats wrong with this dude?! its not hard to get ass. best thing to do is take a step down. stop being so damn picky.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dunno]
    #14266283 - 04/10/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

should have went to a rave :raver2:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Coaster] * 1
    #14266287 - 04/10/11 10:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

no offense, but raves are for middle schoolers and pedos...


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dunno]
    #14266298 - 04/10/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

asif raves are for pedos. i've been going to raves for like 5 years now since i was 18.


skip to 2 minutes. Melbourne goodness.



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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14266350 - 04/10/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

sick lasers
the rave i went to earlier today had some pretty cool ones too
ya dont listen to dunno hes a sex offender afterall :laugh:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Coaster]
    #14266362 - 04/10/11 10:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:datass:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Coaster]
    #14266375 - 04/10/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

haha, those lasers were from like years ago too, now they have this awesome white laser that can form any colour as well. its SICK. white, yellow, orange, red, dark blue , light blue, green, purple. and it has all these different modes and settings where it can project different displays and things, its really cool.



This is by far the best laser display ive seen though:



^--- epic


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Plutonian]
    #14266399 - 04/10/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wow, talk about wasting money. 500 bucks to get drunk and cheek kisses.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dunno]
    #14266415 - 04/10/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah man clubs suck sooooo bad

the only time i ever hit up clubs are when they are playing shows there, like im there for the music and nothing else, i NEVER buy drinks at clubs either...i dont endorse them...i just sneak in nips if im drinking, but more often than not im just doing drugs so whatever

ive hung out at a club once and it was awful, just a shitty scene, its nice if ur trying to get laid by some ugly chick and get a couple STDs while ur at it, but thats about it...in a dark club the girls always look hotter than they really are, once u really see their face its like "shit, how do i get out of this one?" lol


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: s240779]
    #14266418 - 04/10/11 10:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yea...

they say the number one place to meet a female is at the pump in a gas station.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14266437 - 04/10/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ya dude white lasers are the new thing in town
i need to get me a couple of those


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14266478 - 04/10/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
haha, those lasers were from like years ago too, now they have this awesome white laser that can form any colour as well. its SICK. white, yellow, orange, red, dark blue , light blue, green, purple. and it has all these different modes and settings where it can project different displays and things, its really cool.



This is by far the best laser display ive seen though:



^--- epic





holy fuck i need to go see tool live.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14266497 - 04/10/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the next question is what are you going to dose  :strokebeard:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Coaster]
    #14266503 - 04/10/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The strip club I frequent is full of girls I went to highschool with, or have partied with at one point in time. Its like a reunion. "So what are you up to?" "Oh not much. Ya know doin thangs...being a grown up. You?" "Oh not much. Stripping and being a drug addicted crazy bitch."


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14266506 - 04/10/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

both paths are commendable :tarantino:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dunno]
    #14266518 - 04/10/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Dunno said:
no offense, but raves are for middle schoolers and pedos...



You must be going to some shit parties.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14266519 - 04/10/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Frankly i cannot see myself going to clubs. bars, etc to meet women. Going to such, is likely to only give me choices amongst personalities I do not enjoy.

In terms of meeting gals at shows, I don't, because I want to see the show badly (as I generally have to travel to see one I want to see).


I just take my chances when someone catches my interest in day to day life. Better odds of me not thinking that are some pathetic loser.


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Coaster]
    #14266525 - 04/10/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I just can`t enjoy the club scene. Drunktards who want  pussy and trouble:rolleyes: I only go to them when  a local party is hosted there. 500$ for getting drunk? :laugh::D


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Damkina]
    #14266534 - 04/10/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, how much money does OP have to blow that much in a night?


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14266546 - 04/10/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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mongo lloyd said:
Quote:

Dunno said:
no offense, but raves are for middle schoolers and pedos...



You must be going to some shit parties.



when he says party it consists of him his kid and a bunch of drugs


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14266551 - 04/10/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Yeah, how much money does OP have to blow that much in a night?



hes baller bro and his account is top secret so hush hush :shoosh:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Coaster]
    #14266558 - 04/10/11 11:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Coaster said:
Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
Quote:

Dunno said:
no offense, but raves are for middle schoolers and pedos...



You must be going to some shit parties.



when he says party it consists of him his kid and a bunch of drugs



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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14266566 - 04/10/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

didnt realize you twos took raves so seriously. :datass:


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Re: went to a club last night for the first time [Re: Dunno]
    #14266582 - 04/10/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Raves are the greatest invention everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:prance::prance::prance::prance::prance:


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