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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14264359 - 04/09/11 08:49 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Candidguy is gonna prematurely pop the second she takes her bra off then hes gonna instantly fall asleep after his minute and a half performance.





:ahahaha:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14264368 - 04/09/11 08:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Also, if she asks for a tip refuse. A tip on top of $800 is ridiculous, but I bet she asks for one. If she insists, give her a buck and tell her to take it or leave it.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14264377 - 04/09/11 08:54 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Aser said:
Also, if she asks for a tip refuse. A tip on top of $800 is ridiculous, but I bet she asks for one. If she insists, give her a buck and tell her to take it or leave it.





or slap her in the face with your Asian penis (if it's long enough... which it most likely is not.)


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14264383 - 04/09/11 08:55 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Aser said:
Also, if she asks for a tip refuse. A tip on top of $800 is ridiculous, but I bet she asks for one. If she insists, give her a buck and tell her to take it or leave it.




Since you ask for tips after the fact he should go buy some rolls of pennies and put them in sandwich bag and have it at the ready.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14264386 - 04/09/11 08:55 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:kelsoburn:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14264387 - 04/09/11 08:56 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Aser said:
Also, if she asks for a tip refuse. A tip on top of $800 is ridiculous, but I bet she asks for one. If she insists, give her a buck and tell her to take it or leave it.





For what it's worth she does look quite young and is blonde and is cute.

Lots of mediocre 30-year old broads with multiple children consider themselves "high class escorts" and charge 500 or more for an hour's session.

$800 really isn't that unreasonable considering.  If he made a video out of it it'd cheaper than standard rate.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14264394 - 04/09/11 08:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

candidguy, do you think you'd rather get a blowjob before anything? Personally, I want to get my dick sucked more than I want to lose my virginity.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: s240779]
    #14264481 - 04/09/11 09:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Just a few things...
Rofl_tha_waffler:... Most of the people following this thread are trying to help him out, you insulting the alleged length of his penis based on stereotypical assumptions is just not cool man...

I talked to this ho' for about a half hour total.... She seems really legit and compassionate. I think shes going to ultimately instill much more confidence in candid than he has now.  She IS NOT a cop because:
I asked her to nude model for him and go on a date with him....no mentions of sex were involved.  They were IMPLIED but never explicitly mentioned... so she def. is not a cop.  Cops don't get naked in front of you... no undercover cop is THAT dedicated to demeaning themself just to catch a john.

I recommended that he get some new duds before this date to help out HIS confidence.... which it WILL.  Don't you feel more confident when your decked out in pimpin' new attire? -most likely you do.

I am wholeheartedly dedicated to helping this guy with his confidence AND his English speaking proficiency.  He doesn't get the chance to SPEAK english at all... He can and will benefit from our phone conversations which will practice it.

With the CONSTRUCTIVE criticism of us shroomerites, and my advise via daily Phone convo's, this guy is gonna be ALL-RIIIIIIIGHT.


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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14264499 - 04/09/11 09:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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shroomie_glen said:
Just a few things...
Rofl_tha_waffler:... Most of the people following this thread are trying to help him out, you insulting the alleged length of his penis based on stereotypical assumptions is just not cool man...

I talked to this ho' for about a half hour total.... She seems really legit and compassionate. I think shes going to ultimately instill much more confidence in candid than he has now.  She IS NOT a cop because:
I asked her to nude model for him and go on a date with him....no mentions of sex were involved.  They were IMPLIED but never explicitly mentioned... so she def. is not a cop.  Cops don't get naked in front of you... no undercover cop is THAT dedicated to demeaning themself just to catch a john.

I recommended that he get some new duds before this date to help out HIS confidence.... which it WILL.  Don't you feel more confident when your decked out in pimpin' new attire? -most likely you do.

I am wholeheartedly dedicated to helping this guy with his confidence AND his English speaking proficiency.  He doesn't get the chance to SPEAK english at all... He can and will benefit from our phone conversations which will practice it.

With the CONSTRUCTIVE criticism of us shroomerites, and my advise via daily Phone convo's, this guy is gonna be ALL-RIIIIIIIGHT.





Why do you keep riding OP's dick? :puppet:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14264509 - 04/09/11 09:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hes my friend... As in someone that I genuinely care for and would help in almost any situation they are exposed to....
That includes people like you hating on him because hes an easy target...
Karma man... come one!


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14264540 - 04/09/11 09:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14264544 - 04/09/11 09:43 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

or fuck each other :coaster:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 1
    #14264671 - 04/09/11 10:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

shroomie_glen is a nice guy. Maybe he sees a bit of himself when he was younger in candid, or just feels like its his job to help. Either way candid, good luck tomorrow and get a blow job in the changing room at the mall and record it.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Humility]
    #14264928 - 04/09/11 11:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Humility said:
Quote:

Aser said:
Also, if she asks for a tip refuse. A tip on top of $800 is ridiculous, but I bet she asks for one. If she insists, give her a buck and tell her to take it or leave it.




$800 really isn't that unreasonable considering.




yeah i mean if the guy has 60k, 1 grand for the best lost virginity experience money can buy is not that bad. you got her for the whole night, way to go man, lol...

i also sense some jealousy candid, because after tomorrow you will not only have lost your virginity but you also will have slept with a hotter girl than a good portion of shroomery. (and they dont have 800 to make it happen) and dont forget its about you not her, so really get your dollars worth. go buck wild on this ho...

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14265027 - 04/09/11 11:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
Why not take him out to the bar and meet girls together?




Because that is not satan's true ways, just what he does on the weekend...


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
    #14265053 - 04/10/11 12:00 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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jvm said:
shroomie_glen is a nice guy. Maybe he sees a bit of himself when he was younger in candid, or just feels like its his job to help. Either way candid, good luck tomorrow and get a blow job in the changing room at the mall and record it.




My motives are vast and complex.
Yes I do see a bit of my personality when i was younger in his actions...
yes I want his life to better.
Maybe I have done a lot of bad things to people in the past and i want some better karma to negate that.
Maybe I just want everyone in the world to get laid?
mayhaps.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14265101 - 04/10/11 12:18 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

or maybe you fap over pictures of the devil and get sexual pleasure over corrupting pure virgins.  :awesome::naughty::apple:

I'm on to you! :smile:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Shins]
    #14265141 - 04/10/11 12:35 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I didn't read anything except for the RP, but


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Shins]
    #14265431 - 04/10/11 02:39 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Shins said:
or maybe you fap over pictures of the devil and get sexual pleasure over corrupting pure virgins.  :awesome::naughty::apple:

I'm on to you! :smile:




He he he he looka' lika' man.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14265432 - 04/10/11 02:40 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Awsome naughty apples!


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