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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14263896 - 04/09/11 05:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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My friend got offered a 3-way with two hookers for cheaper than that.



Yeah, but it sounds like he's spending the whole night with her. He could bone and be out for 200.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14263901 - 04/09/11 05:37 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Ask her if she will do some nude modeling for you. If she won't then she is either a cop or not willing to do the sex. Either way, bail.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14263903 - 04/09/11 05:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah stop, he already says he has plenty of cash. Don't make the guy second guess this shit.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14263904 - 04/09/11 05:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

The only woman I'd pay $800 to have sex with is Scarlett Johansson. :crazy2:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14263908 - 04/09/11 05:43 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



Start at 3:00 :lolsy:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14263914 - 04/09/11 05:48 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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maybe she's high end so it's expensive, I mean it's the cute blonde hair hazel eye slender built white girl





Maybe its a cop :shrug: Dont worry though, just tell your cell mates and judge how cute she was.....youll be that cool asian guy over paying for prostitutes :jamming:




nah, as far as I know no explicit words of having sex was exchanged, she just say we go on a date and have fun, but what if that's really it and no sex?



Then she'd be out of business pretty fast.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14264042 - 04/09/11 06:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

For $800 you better DSHSB, multiple times.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: mirage]
    #14264051 - 04/09/11 07:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Try to score some viagra so you can actually get your moneys worth. Needs to happen at least 8 times by my calculations.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14264104 - 04/09/11 07:39 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

The sex is clearly not the most important thing to him, the feeling of acceptance is

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Chespirito]
    #14264160 - 04/09/11 07:56 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Then he should join a cult.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14264170 - 04/09/11 07:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Then he should join a cult.




:lolsy:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Chespirito]
    #14264177 - 04/09/11 08:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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The sex is clearly not the most important thing to him, the feeling of acceptance is




for certain

it's the stigma of being  a virgin and wanting to join into the non-virgin


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DrMambo]
    #14264203 - 04/09/11 08:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Don't worry about being a virgin OP. I am a virgin and it doesn't bother me. It is just a stupid word. You shouldn't care about the people who care about you being a virgin. Fuck them. Live life the way you want to, not the way that society tells you to.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14264230 - 04/09/11 08:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14264305 - 04/09/11 08:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Ok so I'll go to her place tomorrow at 6pm and I bought some american eagle shirt and pants for like $100 and got some perfume.

Thanks to shroomie_glen's advice on the phone, I called her and it wasn't that bad and shroomie_glen advises me to go get some brand name clothes and we'll see how it goes tomorrow. She charges me $800, but she sounds damn cute on the phone. She would make herself to be like my girlfriend and I'll go out shopping around with her, I like to show off, people would be like damn, this asian guy got this white chick, and I'll feel so good





This fucker needs Jesus :lol:



you rang? :awejeez:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14264310 - 04/09/11 08:37 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Just make sure that you don't have any valuables on you or any cash over the agreed upon payment. Never trust a hooker.

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    #14264316 - 04/09/11 08:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14264341 - 04/09/11 08:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

$800 is a lot of fucking money to have sex with someone.

You seem kind of new to the game Candid.

Don't get played brah.  I'm not sure of general protocol with women of the night but I learned quickly as a young drug purchaser and seller that I am a trustworthy individual and that my reputation says that for me.  No one else on this earth should be considered a trustworthy individual.  Do not give people room to fuck you over or that's exactly what will happen.

I don't know whether she expects you to pay her first or you're supposed to pay after or half now half later but I sure as hell know I wouldn't put $400 in a stranger's hand based on trust, even if I was clocking like you are.

Try to negotiate her down to 6-700 if for no reason other than to inspire confidence in yourself.  I assure you she'll agree.

I wish I had a pussy and could fuck you and you'd pay me $700.  I'd have so many fewer problems brother, let me tell you.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14264349 - 04/09/11 08:48 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Candidguy is gonna prematurely pop the second she takes her bra off then hes gonna instantly fall asleep after his minute and a half performance.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14264358 - 04/09/11 08:49 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

yeah dude, kinda seems like a waste lol.


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