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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14263468 - 04/09/11 03:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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shadyy said:
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SamuelLJackson said:
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shadyy said:
Don't do it!!!




its too late for that now.

the date is set.




Oh! The date is set! There is no way out now! The date is already set!





well he could back out.... but who would do that?

its not like hes sacrificing a child or something. hes only having sex with an escort.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263489 - 04/09/11 03:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I just want to say to the OP: Your lack of self confidence is really bumming me out. Either man up or bitch out, I really don't care, but you have to get your self esteem up.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14263581 - 04/09/11 03:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

If you have to ask, you're not ready to know.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
    #14263718 - 04/09/11 04:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

why don't you drive over and sleep with him shadyyy? It might be a pity fuck but at least he wont sleep with a hooker.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
    #14263764 - 04/09/11 04:49 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Who gives a shit if she's a hooker. He's just looking to fuck.

I predict a much more confident and self aware Candid if he goes through with it.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14263788 - 04/09/11 04:56 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

There's only one way to find out...

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Aser]
    #14263814 - 04/09/11 05:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14263817 - 04/09/11 05:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Ok so I'll go to her place tomorrow at 6pm and I bought some american eagle shirt and pants for like $100 and got some perfume.

Thanks to shroomie_glen's advice on the phone, I called her and it wasn't that bad and shroomie_glen advises me to go get some brand name clothes and we'll see how it goes tomorrow. She charges me $800, but she sounds damn cute on the phone. She would make herself to be like my girlfriend and I'll go out shopping around with her, I like to show off, people would be like damn, this asian guy got this white chick, and I'll feel so good





This fucker needs Jesus :lol:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14263819 - 04/09/11 05:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm:

First of all, she's ripping you off, bad.

And second, you should really stop caring what other people think.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14263820 - 04/09/11 05:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
Who gives a shit if she's a hooker. He's just looking to fuck.

I predict a much more confident and self aware Candid if he goes through with it.




i personally don't give a shit, im asking shadyyy.

And $800... you better get some anal and a blowjob in the bathrooms.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Aser]
    #14263823 - 04/09/11 05:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
    #14263826 - 04/09/11 05:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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jvm said:
why don't you drive over and sleep with him shadyyy? It might be a pity fuck but at least he wont sleep with a hooker.





Anna Farris is too high class for a pity fuck.  :crazy2:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
    #14263831 - 04/09/11 05:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

$800 is a huge rip off. Try going to some local strip clubs. Many of the women there will have sex with you for money. And they have to pass a hotness test. There aren't very many ugly strippers...unless you go to a really sleazy club.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: skatealex2]
    #14263844 - 04/09/11 05:16 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:laugh2: That chart is perfect!

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14263864 - 04/09/11 05:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Ok so I'll go to her place tomorrow at 6pm and I bought some american eagle shirt and pants for like $100 and got some perfume.

Thanks to shroomie_glen's advice on the phone, I called her and it wasn't that bad and shroomie_glen advises me to go get some brand name clothes and we'll see how it goes tomorrow. She charges me $800, but she sounds damn cute on the phone. She would make herself to be like my girlfriend and I'll go out shopping around with her, I like to show off, people would be like damn, this asian guy got this white chick, and I'll feel so good



Once you do this you'll realize you could be doing the same thing in the future, except you'd be spending the money doing things with her rather than giving it to her. Sort of an investment.

Good luck man.




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Re: About to call an escort [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14263866 - 04/09/11 05:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

$800? :nonono:

You're doing it wrong.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14263871 - 04/09/11 05:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

My friend got offered a 3-way with two hookers for cheaper than that.

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Aser]
    #14263878 - 04/09/11 05:26 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14263884 - 04/09/11 05:28 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
maybe she's high end so it's expensive, I mean it's the cute blonde hair hazel eye slender built white girl





Maybe its a cop :shrug: Dont worry though, just tell your cell mates and judge how cute she was.....youll be that cool asian guy over paying for prostitutes :jamming:


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14263894 - 04/09/11 05:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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