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OfflineDeliciousVinyl
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263325 - 04/09/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shhh. roll with it...

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OfflineObey
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: RaverKitty]
    #14263330 - 04/09/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RaverKitty said:

wait......is this about a $300 parking ticket...? or you touching yourself...? I'm confused :confused:




maybe both, combined with jimtown comment i'm starting to get the idea that the touching herself is the solution to the $300 problem. JK


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14263331 - 04/09/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it doesnt matter what i say in this thread because she has me on ignore :tongue:

im technically rolling with it either way.


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OfflineBothHands
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263333 - 04/09/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
i know :sad:
we all kno :sad:
i been under a lot of stress...
somedays u just need to cut loose..

im sure u kno




"somedays" isn't everyday for years, then a 3 day break, and then some more.  You've had your "somedays" and now you need some sober days.

Quote:

ellenallien said:
im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:




Be right over. :lol:

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OfflineCosmicFool
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263349 - 04/09/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:




Be right over. :lol:




Use Both Hands :wink:


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Registered: 12/04/08
Posts: 8,556
Loc: Sanriotown, Harmonyland
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: danielx]
    #14263366 - 04/09/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
must suck having to get validation from an online community :sad:




sorry im confuzed, whats this suppose to mean?
someone break it down for me


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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263369 - 04/09/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it means you need to lay off the benzos and prescriptions and alcohol


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Registered: 06/02/09
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263373 - 04/09/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
Im jelly of all the attention and hugs you get, no one makes threads about me! :sad:



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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #14263382 - 04/09/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

danielx said:
Im jelly of all the attention and hugs you get, no one makes threads about me! :sad:







why anyone would be jealous of someone having a thread made about them because people were legitimately worried that she had died is beyond me.

the attention she gets isnt good attention.

the only other attention she gets is because she does entirely too much xanax and makes posts like "im feeling frisky! i wanna touch myself!" and all the people who havent gotten laid for a couple of weeks come out of the woodwork and are all:
"HEY POST PICS!"
"I WANNA BE INCLUDED IN THIS THREAD!"
"ELLEN YOURE SO COOL! IM GONNA SUCK UP TO YOU AND PRETEND THAT WHAT YOURE DOING IT OK ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU POST SOME NUDES IN YOUR DRUG INDUCED STUPOR!"


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263396 - 04/09/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Be right over




yes use both hands. i luv u lots. i would love to magically teleport u here :sad:
we would have lots of fun, if u wanted..


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263402 - 04/09/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Theres also those who feel sympathy towards here, on the real though shes gotta get a fuckin grip and stop eating opiates like there the fifth food group.

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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14263417 - 04/09/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i cant even see what samuel L jackson says i have him on ignore..
he's mean to me and hates me for no reason whatsoever


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OfflineBothHands
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263436 - 04/09/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

As long as "fun" isn't xanax.

Google maps doesn't have directions to Harmoneyland though.

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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263445 - 04/09/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
As long as "fun" isn't xanax.

Google maps doesn't have directions to Harmoneyland though.




if u were here we wouldnt need xanax to have fun, thats already in me.
are you into girls? my tongue has some wild trixxxx..
sorry im not trying to scare u hehe, just inebriated..
u r my best friend here BothHands :inlove3:


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OfflineBothHands
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263481 - 04/09/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh my... :rofl:

I'm only into women.

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Offlinepropensity
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263495 - 04/09/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:naughty:

I like where this thread is going.


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OfflineBothHands
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: propensity]
    #14263509 - 04/09/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's going to PM.  :evil:

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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263512 - 04/09/11 03:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Oh my... :rofl:

I'm only into women.




oh yay :loveeyes: u r making me w___t :inlove3:
ur not on east coast r u?


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263519 - 04/09/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:shoosh:

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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14263651 - 04/09/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

since we r so far away lets have virtual sex. i already down to my panties :naughty:
:pm:


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