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jvm
I knew the pieces fit!



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That was his old room.
Anyways, this is how i feel about waiting to hear what happens. And i'm sure this song is exactly how he will feel once he sticks it in her. 
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Gumby
Fishnologist


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Quote:
shroomie_glen said: Op is not trollin, he is CANDID. Just because you all may not have problems with confidence or speech may enable you to do things he cannot do quite as easily. While I LOVE flamin on people that are askin' for it, this guy isnt. he just needs help, right now WE have the ability to help him, try and keep things constructive guys and gals. This dude is a friend of mine and I got his back. If its the last thing i do, I'm deadset on gettin him laid eventually. PLUS.... That blonde is pretty cute and really compassionate and understanding. She is NOT going to rob him, shes going to make it as comfortable as possible for him. S
I think you're doing the right thing. candid has been posting here for years, so I've gotten to know things about him. You're doing him a great favor.
candid, good luck man. I hope all goes well.
Everyone else: fuck off with the trolling. candid is a real guy with some bad self-esteem and cultural confusion issues. You're doing nothing but making things worse. Try to give some useful tips rather than being condescending assholes.
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Apostle
Philanthropist



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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Gumby]
#14262894 - 04/09/11 12:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tip;
approach women
fail
repeat
get better
im riddled with anxiety n panic attacks
and last night i was up til 3 am fucking
all depends on how bad u want it
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danielx
whatup!


Registered: 10/13/08
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Apostle]
#14262960 - 04/09/11 12:37 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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having sex with a white woman is definitely one the greatest joys of life
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Apostle
Philanthropist



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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
#14262967 - 04/09/11 12:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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imo the greatest
cept maybe certain dr00g experiences
even so
sex with a white chik is prolly better
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


Registered: 12/10/09
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Apostle]
#14262983 - 04/09/11 12:42 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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drugged up sex > drugs > sober sex
the thing that makes that whole thing get fucked up is that when you take enough drugs sex becomes impossible. and after you pass that point it looks more like this
drugs > drugged up sex > sober sex
drugs win.
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mirage


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RP, you gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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thoughts
imagining.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14263032 - 04/09/11 12:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell her you're going to DSHSB.
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mirage


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
#14263047 - 04/09/11 01:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: Tell her you're going to DSHSB.
Yeah, since he's paying her he might as well.
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*



Registered: 06/02/09
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
#14263305 - 04/09/11 02:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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danielx said: having sex with a white woman is definitely one the greatest joys of life
pussy is pussy having sex with any good lookin women is a great joy of life
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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danielx said: having sex with a white woman is definitely one the greatest joys of life
pussy is pussy having sex with any good lookin women is a great joy of life
i dunno, apparently close to 50% of african american women have genital herpes. (theres a study on it)
thats like playing russian roulette with 3 rounds in the cylinder.
that could end up really
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*



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Thats- 48% of african women have been exposed to the virus and 39% have it while 36.5% of all women have the virus, supposedly. which is like playing russian roulette with two rounds in the cylinder no matter who your fucking. Im interested in how they got stats on exposure seems a little fishy dont you think, kinda smells like racist horseshit.
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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from this day on, i am celibate.
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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14263378 - 04/09/11 02:57 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't do it!!!
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
#14263389 - 04/09/11 03:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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shadyy said: Don't do it!!!
its too late for that now.
the date is set.
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shroomie_glen
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This is going to go Very well for him..... His confidence and ego are going to get a huge boost from this experience, and hopefully it will allow him to pursue some tail in a social situation or something. Thats the huge issue here, he needs expereinces that are going to make him realize that hes THE SHIT and girls should treat him accordingly.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14263413 - 04/09/11 03:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have considered such matters. SIKE
Edited by Gumby (04/09/11 04:14 PM)
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shadyy
aHhahhHA



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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said:
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shadyy said: Don't do it!!!
its too late for that now.
the date is set.
Oh! The date is set! There is no way out now! The date is already set!
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
#14263448 - 04/09/11 03:21 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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I wonder if OP got drunk off his fermented piss.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shadyy]
#14263466 - 04/09/11 03:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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shadyy said:
Quote:
SamuelLJackson said:
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shadyy said: Don't do it!!!
its too late for that now.
the date is set.
Oh! The date is set! There is no way out now! The date is already set!
Is that sarcasm, or are you trying to be funny?
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