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OfflineMello KittyS
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$300 parking ticket
    #14263172 - 04/09/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i just got a 300 $ parking ticket for parking in a handi-capped spot. the sign was so small and was smashed from a car i had no way of seeing it sticking off to the side of the electric pole thingy. i even paid the meter. i HATE the PPA, if u r familiar with them. our city has got its own little special unit of parking Nazi's thats sole job is to walk around and ticket people because the city bankrupt itself and needs money. so the residents take a beating.

this city also has its own little squad of Recycle Police Nazi's who go around and cut open your trash and take pictures. i got a 75$ ticket, now i do recycle, but an aluminum can accidentally made it into my trash. i got a fine of 75$ and a picture of my cut open trash. insanity!
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 4
    #14263176 - 04/09/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well. her sobriety sure didnt last long.

good thing i didnt get my hopes up.


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OfflineObey
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263189 - 04/09/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wow a ticket for not recycling... thats fucked.
How in the world is that legal?

Do all the hipsters up there in philly just go around with cameras and take pictures of people trash in order to save the world?

o well after those xanies and a 40 oz your probably not to angry anymore.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263201 - 04/09/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
i just got a 300 $ parking ticket for parking in a handi-capped spot. the sign was so small and was smashed from a car i had no way of seeing it sticking off to the side of the electric pole thingy. i even paid the meter. i HATE the PPA, if u r familiar with them. our city has got its own little special unit of parking Nazi's thats sole job is to walk around and ticket people because the city bankrupt itself and needs money. so the residents take a beating.

this city also has its own little squad of Recycle Police Nazi's who go around and cut open your trash and take pictures. i got a 75$ ticket, now i do recycle, but an aluminum can accidentally made it into my trash. i got a fine of 75$ and a picture of my cut open trash. insanity!
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




outrageous, I got into an accident one time and I was at fault and the cop gave me a warning for it.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263204 - 04/09/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah about the recycling thing, the city makes money on your work!!! you separate the aluminium cans, glass, paper etc- then they sell it to company`s for profit! in other words, if you dont help them make money- they will FINE you. the recycling bull shit is crazy, thats why i take my stuff to the recycler MYSELF! fuck the city, they aren't going to less`n my city taxes! so fuck them, they`re not making more money off of my recyclables! if i have to i will take them to the land fill- unfortunately THEY have made me feel that strongly about it. the city i live in BRAGGED they make 6 MILLION A YEAR from city recyclables!!!!!!!!! fuck me running!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Obey]
    #14263206 - 04/09/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Obey said:
o well after those xanies and a 40 oz your probably not to angry anymore.




hehe, yea.. been sober a few days.
my first nite alone, again. since the accident[s] im in the mood for some cuddle action,
i mite invite over some girlfriends for a jama party :happyheart:

been listening to lots of Joy Division & genesis p orridge the past few days


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 4
    #14263207 - 04/09/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




Feeding your addiction is a shitty way to deal with problems yo.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Gumby]
    #14263220 - 04/09/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




Feeding your addiction is a shitty way to deal with problems yo.




I'd say its the prefer way of dealing with problems :thumbup:


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Gumby]
    #14263221 - 04/09/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




Feeding your addiction is a shitty way to deal with problems yo.




i know :sad:
we all kno :sad:
i been under a lot of stress...
somedays u just need to cut loose..

im sure u kno


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Gumby]
    #14263224 - 04/09/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd attempt to start a riot. I'd probably fail, but oh hell yes, I would try. Nobody is gonna fine me for not recycling an aluminum can. That is complete BS!


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: fungivore]
    #14263227 - 04/09/11 02:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so this isnt happening in any other citys? Recycle Police?! :dancinghitler:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263236 - 04/09/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

We should start a donation thread so she can pay for her addiction i mean parking ticket.

That she deserved cause people who are to lazy to walk a few extra feet are  :tardhi:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263239 - 04/09/11 02:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Down here in south carolina I think it would be more likely for them to make recycling illegal.  Being backwards is a state staple. 


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Obey]
    #14263263 - 04/09/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263267 - 04/09/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

someones really digging for attention today, eh?


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263269 - 04/09/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14263272 - 04/09/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Jimtown said:
:picdidnthappen:




:hehehe:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263316 - 04/09/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:



wait......is this about a $300 parking ticket...? or you touching yourself...? I'm confused :confused:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263318 - 04/09/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

must suck having to get validation from an online community :sad:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: RaverKitty]
    #14263320 - 04/09/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Take it to court :shrug:

EDIT: Haters gonna hate, fuckin asshats.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263325 - 04/09/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

shhh. roll with it...


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: RaverKitty]
    #14263330 - 04/09/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

RaverKitty said:

wait......is this about a $300 parking ticket...? or you touching yourself...? I'm confused :confused:




maybe both, combined with jimtown comment i'm starting to get the idea that the touching herself is the solution to the $300 problem. JK


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14263331 - 04/09/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it doesnt matter what i say in this thread because she has me on ignore :tongue:

im technically rolling with it either way.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263333 - 04/09/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
i know :sad:
we all kno :sad:
i been under a lot of stress...
somedays u just need to cut loose..

im sure u kno




"somedays" isn't everyday for years, then a 3 day break, and then some more.  You've had your "somedays" and now you need some sober days.

Quote:

ellenallien said:
im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:




Be right over. :lol:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263349 - 04/09/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:




Be right over. :lol:




Use Both Hands :wink:


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: danielx]
    #14263366 - 04/09/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
must suck having to get validation from an online community :sad:




sorry im confuzed, whats this suppose to mean?
someone break it down for me


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263369 - 04/09/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it means you need to lay off the benzos and prescriptions and alcohol


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263373 - 04/09/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
Im jelly of all the attention and hugs you get, no one makes threads about me! :sad:




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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #14263382 - 04/09/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

danielx said:
Im jelly of all the attention and hugs you get, no one makes threads about me! :sad:







why anyone would be jealous of someone having a thread made about them because people were legitimately worried that she had died is beyond me.

the attention she gets isnt good attention.

the only other attention she gets is because she does entirely too much xanax and makes posts like "im feeling frisky! i wanna touch myself!" and all the people who havent gotten laid for a couple of weeks come out of the woodwork and are all:
"HEY POST PICS!"
"I WANNA BE INCLUDED IN THIS THREAD!"
"ELLEN YOURE SO COOL! IM GONNA SUCK UP TO YOU AND PRETEND THAT WHAT YOURE DOING IT OK ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU POST SOME NUDES IN YOUR DRUG INDUCED STUPOR!"


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263396 - 04/09/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Be right over




yes use both hands. i luv u lots. i would love to magically teleport u here :sad:
we would have lots of fun, if u wanted..


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263402 - 04/09/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Theres also those who feel sympathy towards here, on the real though shes gotta get a fuckin grip and stop eating opiates like there the fifth food group.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14263417 - 04/09/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i cant even see what samuel L jackson says i have him on ignore..
he's mean to me and hates me for no reason whatsoever


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263436 - 04/09/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

As long as "fun" isn't xanax.

Google maps doesn't have directions to Harmoneyland though.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263445 - 04/09/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
As long as "fun" isn't xanax.

Google maps doesn't have directions to Harmoneyland though.




if u were here we wouldnt need xanax to have fun, thats already in me.
are you into girls? my tongue has some wild trixxxx..
sorry im not trying to scare u hehe, just inebriated..
u r my best friend here BothHands :inlove3:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263481 - 04/09/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh my... :rofl:

I'm only into women.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263495 - 04/09/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:naughty:

I like where this thread is going.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: propensity]
    #14263509 - 04/09/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's going to PM.  :evil:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263512 - 04/09/11 03:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Oh my... :rofl:

I'm only into women.




oh yay :loveeyes: u r making me w___t :inlove3:
ur not on east coast r u?


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263519 - 04/09/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:shoosh:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14263651 - 04/09/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

since we r so far away lets have virtual sex. i already down to my panties :naughty:
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263670 - 04/09/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14263672 - 04/09/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh ellen.:facepalm:

If you girls do end up meeting up, please videotape it.:awesome:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: thoughts]
    #14263699 - 04/09/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i WiLL, but only for us... i am a private person when it comes to sex.... im shy


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263702 - 04/09/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
i WiLL, but only for us... i am a private person when it comes to sex.... im shy




lol wat


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263707 - 04/09/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Us as in us three? Sweet.
:highfive:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: propensity]
    #14263711 - 04/09/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BothHands will u be my online Girlfriend?


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: propensity] * 1
    #14263715 - 04/09/11 04:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
since we r so far away lets have virtual sex. i already down to my panties :naughty:
:pm:



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propensity said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
i WiLL, but only for us... i am a private person when it comes to sex.... im shy




lol wat





haha i know right.



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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263721 - 04/09/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl2:

I think that probably should have gone in a PM.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: thoughts]
    #14263732 - 04/09/11 04:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

In San Francisco the garbage/recycling people have their own separating machine so you can mix everything and the new age recycle-er does is themselves. It also makes them bank.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: propensity]
    #14263762 - 04/09/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
since we r so far away lets have virtual sex. i already down to my panties :naughty:
:pm:



Quote:

propensity said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
i WiLL, but only for us... i am a private person when it comes to sex.... im shy




lol wat





haha i know right.





:devito:

Quote:

withoutawire said:
In San Francisco the garbage/recycling people have their own separating machine so you can mix everything and the new age recycle-er does is themselves. It also makes them bank.




really? you are going to try to go back to this after 2 girls are virtually humping each other on this thread? good lucky buddy.... post tits or this topic is GONE

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
:facepalm:



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propensity said:
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ellenallien said:
i WiLL, but only for us... i am a private person when it comes to sex.... im shy




lol wat






i must say, im a huge proponent of doing your own thang..... but damn.... your own thang does seem to be eat xanax and make strange sexual posts on here for attention.... REALLY not trying to be mean, as i am a heavily flawed person as well, but dont you have a B/F? shouldnt he be giving you this attention?

really sorry if you find this to be out of line or offensive.. it isnt my goal.... just seems like you could class it up a bit?


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: BothHands]
    #14263767 - 04/09/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
:rofl2:

I think that probably should have gone in a PM.




im sory oops ur rite. i luv u tho. i dont care if shroomery knows..
hey shromery i asked BothHands to be my girlfriend. is that ok with u :happyheart:

sory. im mesd up


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14263774 - 04/09/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

stranger_danger said:
Quote:

withoutawire said:
In San Francisco the garbage/recycling people have their own separating machine so you can mix everything and the new age recycle-er does is themselves. It also makes them bank.




really? you are going to try to go back to this after 2 girls are virtually humping each other on this thread? good lucky buddy.... post tits or this topic is GONE





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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14263784 - 04/09/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
just seems like you could class it up a bit?



haha


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Set]
    #14263791 - 04/09/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Set said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
just seems like you could class it up a bit?



haha


class is as class does  :gump:



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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14263850 - 04/09/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just paid the great state of California $500 for a speeding ticket


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14263910 - 04/09/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ouch, you didn't get a ticket lawyer?  They advertise on TV all the time.  Usually 75$.  They go to court for you, you don't pay the ticket, and you don't get any points on your license.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14263911 - 04/09/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well shit you better eat some xanax then. I here it is the only way to cope with life.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #14263925 - 04/09/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it's just not that simple









you have to chase it with booze as well


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: 4runner]
    #14263930 - 04/09/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that and 80 OC's, throw a little bit of suboxone and coughsyrup in there and all your problems will magically go away! Shits like modern day alchemy for life


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14263962 - 04/09/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BothHands is my girlfriend, and your all going to have to deal with it.
i touched myself thinking of you, sory im wasted t.m.i. :embarassed:
j/k, but am i really..... <3


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263981 - 04/09/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263994 - 04/09/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263995 - 04/09/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
BothHands is my girlfriend, and your all going to have to deal with it.
i touched myself thinking of you, sory im wasted t.m.i. :embarassed:
j/k, but am i really..... <3




was actually going to give defending u a shot before this post :facepalm:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14264005 - 04/09/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
BothHands is my girlfriend, and your all going to have to deal with it.
i touched myself thinking of you, sory im wasted t.m.i. :embarassed:
j/k, but am i really..... <3




Hopefully she talks some sense into you. :facepalm:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: 4runner]
    #14264052 - 04/09/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ellen, this thread is WTF?

shit's made me :curbyourenthusiasm: and :doublefacepalm: alternately.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: gerryjarcia] * 1
    #14264591 - 04/09/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

God her boyfriend that doesnt do drugs runs over 7 cars.

This girl when shit gonna hit the fan finnally gonna be like a 50 car pile up.


Bet she was the one who hit the handicap sign.

This girl should not have a license :facepalm:


I would donate all my uneployment to a get ellen sterilized thread


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14264612 - 04/09/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
Quote:

Obey said:
o well after those xanies and a 40 oz your probably not to angry anymore.




hehe, yea.. been sober a few days.
my first nite alone, again. since the accident[s] im in the mood for some cuddle action,
i mite invite over some girlfriends for a jama party :happyheart:

been listening to lots of Joy Division & genesis p orridge the past few days




Damn you got good taste in music. You like the smiths?


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: The Vapor] * 4
    #14264788 - 04/09/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #16794322 - 09/05/12 06:38 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
BothHands is my girlfriend, and your all going to have to deal with it.
i touched myself thinking of you, sory im wasted t.m.i. :embarassed:
j/k, but am i really..... <3




lol


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: orangeyouglad]
    #16794351 - 09/05/12 06:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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orangeyouglad said:




this shit's great.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #16794424 - 09/05/12 06:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
BothHands is my girlfriend, and your all going to have to deal with it.
i touched myself thinking of you, sory im wasted t.m.i. :embarassed:
j/k, but am i really..... <3




lol




great bump

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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: The Vapor]
    #16796167 - 09/05/12 11:29 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Im not sure how this thread makes me feel :strokebeard:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Almond Flour]
    #16796466 - 09/06/12 12:26 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Recycling police eh? That shit is fucked... as for the handicapped place parking ticket. Sometimes things are just too good to be true. Should have asked yourself why that awesome parking space was available...


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Ojom]
    #16796496 - 09/06/12 12:34 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

$300 is fucking ridiculous.

the outrageous prices cities designate as fair penalties for citations makes me want to start a fucking revolution. I remember driving a computer up to someone in northern california once to help them save on shipping and got a ticket for going 81 mph on the way.

with school + ticket I ended up paying like $500, which put me in the negative even after the profit from selling the computer.

cost in my neighborhood for a street sweeper (which does jack and shit btw) to drive 3 feet out of its way to go around my car = $48


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: ManianFH]
    #16796532 - 09/06/12 12:45 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

mick said:
$300 is fucking ridiculous.

the outrageous prices cities designate as fair penalties for citations makes me want to start a fucking revolution. I remember driving a computer up to someone in northern california once to help them save on shipping and got a ticket for going 81 mph on the way.

with school + ticket I ended up paying like $500, which put me in the negative even after the profit from selling the computer.

cost in my neighborhood for a street sweeper (which does jack and shit btw) to drive 3 feet out of its way to go around my car = $48



You must have missed where this thread went, ellen just wants more attention because shes on the shroomery and fucked up..and a female. Its the perfect equation for these folks apparently.

Guys go batshit insane for women on this forum like a simile I cant even imagine to make up. :awedance: I shall say I liked seeing you being sober for a little ellen, ive been keeping up with your posts when theyd show up on recent posts and for once it looked like you was doing ok. Im sure you still are but try and keep off of the opiate dependance track, it hasn't done many people good in any terms...


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: thissongis]
    #16796554 - 09/06/12 12:53 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

oh gawd... an old thread from my xany days :facepalm:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #16796643 - 09/06/12 01:30 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: JonnyDeformed]
    #16796664 - 09/06/12 01:40 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

EA's helium addiction doesnt change the fact that tickets are largely bullshit. i swear if there is ever a public uprising as a result of the incessant anal fucking we receive from this shit I am grabbing a weapon and marching


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