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OfflineMello KittyS
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$300 parking ticket
    #14263172 - 04/09/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i just got a 300 $ parking ticket for parking in a handi-capped spot. the sign was so small and was smashed from a car i had no way of seeing it sticking off to the side of the electric pole thingy. i even paid the meter. i HATE the PPA, if u r familiar with them. our city has got its own little special unit of parking Nazi's thats sole job is to walk around and ticket people because the city bankrupt itself and needs money. so the residents take a beating.

this city also has its own little squad of Recycle Police Nazi's who go around and cut open your trash and take pictures. i got a 75$ ticket, now i do recycle, but an aluminum can accidentally made it into my trash. i got a fine of 75$ and a picture of my cut open trash. insanity!
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 4
    #14263176 - 04/09/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well. her sobriety sure didnt last long.

good thing i didnt get my hopes up.


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OfflineObey
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263189 - 04/09/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wow a ticket for not recycling... thats fucked.
How in the world is that legal?

Do all the hipsters up there in philly just go around with cameras and take pictures of people trash in order to save the world?

o well after those xanies and a 40 oz your probably not to angry anymore.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263201 - 04/09/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
i just got a 300 $ parking ticket for parking in a handi-capped spot. the sign was so small and was smashed from a car i had no way of seeing it sticking off to the side of the electric pole thingy. i even paid the meter. i HATE the PPA, if u r familiar with them. our city has got its own little special unit of parking Nazi's thats sole job is to walk around and ticket people because the city bankrupt itself and needs money. so the residents take a beating.

this city also has its own little squad of Recycle Police Nazi's who go around and cut open your trash and take pictures. i got a 75$ ticket, now i do recycle, but an aluminum can accidentally made it into my trash. i got a fine of 75$ and a picture of my cut open trash. insanity!
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




outrageous, I got into an accident one time and I was at fault and the cop gave me a warning for it.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14263204 - 04/09/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah about the recycling thing, the city makes money on your work!!! you separate the aluminium cans, glass, paper etc- then they sell it to company`s for profit! in other words, if you dont help them make money- they will FINE you. the recycling bull shit is crazy, thats why i take my stuff to the recycler MYSELF! fuck the city, they aren't going to less`n my city taxes! so fuck them, they`re not making more money off of my recyclables! if i have to i will take them to the land fill- unfortunately THEY have made me feel that strongly about it. the city i live in BRAGGED they make 6 MILLION A YEAR from city recyclables!!!!!!!!! fuck me running!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Obey]
    #14263206 - 04/09/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Obey said:
o well after those xanies and a 40 oz your probably not to angry anymore.




hehe, yea.. been sober a few days.
my first nite alone, again. since the accident[s] im in the mood for some cuddle action,
i mite invite over some girlfriends for a jama party :happyheart:

been listening to lots of Joy Division & genesis p orridge the past few days


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 4
    #14263207 - 04/09/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




Feeding your addiction is a shitty way to deal with problems yo.


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Gumby]
    #14263220 - 04/09/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Gumby said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




Feeding your addiction is a shitty way to deal with problems yo.




I'd say its the prefer way of dealing with problems :thumbup:


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Gumby]
    #14263221 - 04/09/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
im going to wash down 4 xanie's with a 40oz bottle of delirium tremens




Feeding your addiction is a shitty way to deal with problems yo.




i know :sad:
we all kno :sad:
i been under a lot of stress...
somedays u just need to cut loose..

im sure u kno


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Gumby]
    #14263224 - 04/09/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd attempt to start a riot. I'd probably fail, but oh hell yes, I would try. Nobody is gonna fine me for not recycling an aluminum can. That is complete BS!


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: fungivore]
    #14263227 - 04/09/11 02:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so this isnt happening in any other citys? Recycle Police?! :dancinghitler:


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263236 - 04/09/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

We should start a donation thread so she can pay for her addiction i mean parking ticket.

That she deserved cause people who are to lazy to walk a few extra feet are  :tardhi:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263239 - 04/09/11 02:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Down here in south carolina I think it would be more likely for them to make recycling illegal.  Being backwards is a state staple. 


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Obey]
    #14263263 - 04/09/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263267 - 04/09/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

someones really digging for attention today, eh?


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263269 - 04/09/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14263272 - 04/09/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Jimtown said:
:picdidnthappen:




:hehehe:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14263316 - 04/09/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
im in the mood for a females touch :sad:
maybe i should just touch myself...
:inlove3:



wait......is this about a $300 parking ticket...? or you touching yourself...? I'm confused :confused:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14263318 - 04/09/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

must suck having to get validation from an online community :sad:


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Re: $300 parking ticket [Re: RaverKitty]
    #14263320 - 04/09/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Take it to court :shrug:

EDIT: Haters gonna hate, fuckin asshats.


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