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shroomie_glen
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Terillius]
#14261165 - 04/08/11 11:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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damn, your lucky mon.... SHE got the cat, and I wanted it bad! I seriously considered taking her to court over that cat, but then again I did pay like 900+registration fees for him (he was a Bombay) Fuck i miss that pussy.... The cat that is, he was Exceptional. Her pussy was mediocre at best.
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Terillius
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shroomie_glen said:.. The cat that is, he was Exceptional. Her pussy was mediocre at best.
You're killing me! 
She got the washer and dryer. I got the 42" plasma. Who's the man now BITCH!
God I miss her...
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Pilz
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Terillius]
#14261375 - 04/08/11 11:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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CANDID relax have a good time and fuck a whore. before you posted a pic i was thinking you were a much worse looking guy, not being homo but your good looking dude and hell your making 2700 a month? i wasnt making 1k a month at 22, nice job man. after you she validates your v-card hopefully you will gain a little confidence though, there is no reason why you should be having any confidence issues. don't let people people build up this first time shit on you. i remember the first time i did shrooms, weed, etc way better than losing my virginity.
listen to glen and humility they are after your best interest and dont listen to fat skanks in OTD. atleast the girl your considering gets payed for being skanky. nice job finding what appears to be a decent chick and not some random crack whore in the hood. i would probably tell her your losing your virginity because it will be fairly obvious when you cant find the hole and she might try to make it more special but she might try to take advantage of the situation.
btw - i would take most money i could foresee paying her and put the rest of my money in a safe place just incase you do get inebriated... and plz use a condom (i couldnt imagine a working woman not making you anyway)
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14261591 - 04/09/11 01:32 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would advise you to clean up the filth you live in before you invite anyone over, hide yo flesh light, hide yo jizz bags, hide yo piss jugs or you aint fuckin no body up in thurr.
 http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11901074#11901074
This ^^ will ensure your only paying for companionship
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14261625 - 04/09/11 01:45 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like your drunken prose
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Pilz
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DrMambo]
#14261702 - 04/09/11 02:22 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh your that guy, lol...i thought asians were supposed to be tighty, piss jugs? lol
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Pilz]
#14261705 - 04/09/11 02:24 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Forever -That guy-
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14261799 - 04/09/11 03:50 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Oh, it wasn't you. It was West Virginia.
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slapphappypill
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14261837 - 04/09/11 04:42 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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candidguy said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said: I would advise you to clean up the filth you live in before you invite anyone over, hide yo flesh light, hide yo jizz bags, hide yo piss jugs or you aint fuckin no body up in thurr.
 http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11901074#11901074
This ^^ will ensure your only paying for companionship
That was back in West Virginia, I'm no longer in this filth anymore, haven't piss in any piss bottle for months!
Tonight I'm restless, the excitement of having sex with this hot chick keeps me waking! 
Is it just me or is that a fake vagina in the middle left...
OP gets laid tomorrow night? GL man
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Salomon]
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Plutonian
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: dr_gonz]
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Plutonian]
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14262143 - 04/09/11 08:23 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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no dont show her this thread.
just stick your dick in her
shes not going to sympathize with you she will just think youre thinking about it too much and get creeped out and might not let you stick it in.
chill out with what you think about the escort and what she thinks about you. youre paying her for sex not her sympathy or friendship.
dont stick your dick in her and then get emotionally attached to her either.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
#14262145 - 04/09/11 08:24 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Salomon]
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
#14262455 - 04/09/11 10:19 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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you were gunna show her this threaD?
guy just brake out some champagne, tell her she is pretty and whatever else she wants to hear, then DSHSB
dont show her your interwbz forum
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i like cow poo
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ha I thought I had seen it all. Then I came across this thread. Fucking ridiculous on so many levels Man you're life is such a fuckin mess, you have a goddamn liter of piss fermenting in you're room! Get your shit together, start treating your life and yourself with respect. Or sufferer the consequences of living in a shithole. Tough love bro
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i like cow poo said: ha I thought I had seen it all. Then I came across this thread. Fucking ridiculous on so many levels Man you're life is such a fuckin mess, you have a goddamn liter of piss fermenting in you're room! Get your shit together, start treating your life and yourself with respect. Or sufferer the consequences of living in a shithole. Tough love bro
careful with the tough love. it gets you banned.
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