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will i pass my test?
    #14261081 - 04/08/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ok so i havnt smoked in 2 weeks today. I have a test in 2 weeks. Only for a bet... If i took just a hit woulkd I pass my test. The weed is dank but nothing amazing.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: Third i]
    #14261140 - 04/08/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

How much did you smoke before you stopped two weeks ago?


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: Joolz]
    #14261160 - 04/08/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

One hit's not really worth it, man.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: Third i]
    #14261217 - 04/08/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I smoked a lot. But I also workout everyday. And a hit is enough to mess me up. Doesn't matter if it's worth it. Just wanna know if I should be safe or not


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: Third i]
    #14261524 - 04/09/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well, I guess you should be straight.  I've passed a test after taking one hit the night before.  Granted I weigh 115 lbs, and was taking some strange plant extract pill i dont even rmembmer i just turned to shit.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: Luman]
    #14261700 - 04/09/11 02:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wouldn't, you've made it this far right.

on a side note I know my receptors turn virgin again after 2 weeks and i get absolutely thrashed from one big hit from the chalice.:rasta:


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: SalviNate]
    #14261827 - 04/09/11 04:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Your not going to pass if you take a hit before your test.

To give you a better chance start pissing in the toilet and then piss in the cup after a few secs then finish in the toilet that is if its a piss test. This worked for me when i thought no way i would be clean.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: skiddy]
    #14262655 - 04/09/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Depends on the test. I smoked half a joint and a bowl the night before I had a saliva swab test. They didn't perform the test right, and I passed xD.

According to erowid you will pass.
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

There's also variation with that. I got a friend who has smoked pretty much every day since he was a kid. He's pretty chubby, and he didn't pass a urine test a month after he quit. He was running and working out every day too.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: maug]
    #14262673 - 04/09/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If you're like "just...one hit...." it probably wouldn't be a bad idea not to anyway, just to prove to yourself it doesn't matter.  Just my two cents.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: tokinman21]
    #14262981 - 04/09/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The more you work out, assuming you have high body fat, the more THC metabolites will be released into the bloodstream, and the greater likelihood it is that you will fail the test. It's actually a better idea to just stop smoking and eat normally and maintain weight unless you already are physically fit.

I can recommend that you don't take the hit and just tough out another two weeks.

This regimen has worked for me personally, you might want to try it:

first off, work out every day if you have a low body fat percentage.

multivitamins every day + fish oil, drink quite a bit of water, LEMON water especially, I cannot stress that enough, it gets rid of free radicals, gatorade/powerade (this has bromonated vegetable oil. It's good if you don't have too much when you want to cleanse fat cells).

Niacin

Pomegranate/Acai/Blueberry juices

lots of foods rich in beans and protein. Go for spicy but healthy food. Foods like peppers are definitely beneficial.

vinegar

eat just enough food to keep your blood sugar up and your body energized so you can work out, but not enough to put on any weight. Basically you want to load your blood with as many antioxidants as possible, then drink much more water or juice in the final three days before your test.

Good luck.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: tyler_0_durden]
    #14263556 - 04/09/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You can also buy one of those detox drinks at a head shop. They are around $20 - 30 and they don't taste very good but they work great IME.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: bobbyjames]
    #14264863 - 04/09/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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bobbyjames said:
You can also buy one of those detox drinks at a head shop. They are around $20 - 30 and they don't taste very good but they work great IME.




I hear they can make your piss blue/green/pink neon colored. I didn't enjoy the taste, or how it just sat in the bottom of my stomach for a few hours. Plus I ended up not being tested on the day I thought I was going to be, so it was wasted.


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: Third i]
    #14265324 - 04/10/11 01:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Third i said:
Ok so i havnt smoked in 2 weeks today. I have a test in 2 weeks. Only for a bet... If i took just a hit woulkd I pass my test. The weed is dank but nothing amazing.




Dude, don't be a fucking idiot. Is that hit of dank weed worth jail time (or at best extended probation and more fines)?

My friend tried doing that shit "oh I'm just gonna take one hit, my next test isn't until next week..." :bucktoothfattygangsta: next thing he knew, what SHOULD have been a 2 month program turned into 6 FUCKING MONTHS of drug tests and fines.

And if you absolutely insist on smoking pot while on probation then don't use detox, or take niacin/drink water/exercise/ etc because that shit doesn't really work.

Use this shit:
http://www.quickfixurine.com/


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Re: will i pass my test? [Re: maug]
    #14265332 - 04/10/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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maug said:
Depends on the test. I smoked half a joint and a bowl the night before I had a saliva swab test. They didn't perform the test right, and I passed xD.

According to erowid you will pass.
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml





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I probably give bad advice. You've been warned.




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