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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260819 - 04/08/11 09:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
I make like $2700 a month working in a chinese restaurant 12 hours a day 6 days a week for like 3 years and already save up like $60-70k




Nice.

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: s240779]
    #14260828 - 04/08/11 09:37 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: i like cow poo]
    #14260830 - 04/08/11 09:37 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
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candidguy said:
I've been called troll or something many times and I dont care, I mean this is my real situation believe it or not and I'm as desperate as u can get and growing up in a dysfunctional family without siblings I get confused in my life, and I swear to god this is my real situation and if u dont believe me then so be it.
I've even posted my situation in another anxiety forum,

http://www.socialphobiaworld.com/do-i-have-the-most-extreme-phobia-32938/
I want sympathy for my situations




I hate to break it to you buddy but a hooker is not going to make your troubles go away. Banging a hooker will not make you happy for more then a week or so.:crazy:
You need counseling because you have PSYCHOLOGICAL issues. You are very insecure and need help with your life. I know this because I was once in your situation.:shocked:
Do what you wish, you'll find out that I am right one way or the other....:hug:
Buddhism can turn a willing persons life around...





Buddhism definitely helped me out. I was self-conscious, depressed, anxious, etc... until I realized it was all in my head. I realized that I'm a chill dude, and I shouldn't treat myself negatively. Over time my negative thoughts disappeared, and here I am two years later not giving a fuck. :coaster:

OP, you'll be happy if you let yourself be. The only thing holding you back is your OWN negativity. Not anyone else's, but YOURS.

You can do it brah. :chillin:


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260833 - 04/08/11 09:39 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14260840 - 04/08/11 09:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
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candidguy said:
no use because my life isnt fulfill and im still virgin so I'm looking at this once a lifetime opprotunity





when you say stuff like this it really makes me think you're trollin





Yeah, he's pushing it. :nonono:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14260858 - 04/08/11 09:49 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Op is not trollin, he is CANDID.
Just because you all may not have problems with confidence or speech may enable you to do things he cannot do quite as easily.
While I LOVE flamin on people that are askin' for it, this guy isnt.
he just needs help, right now WE have the ability to help him, try and keep things constructive guys and gals.
This dude is a friend of mine and I got his back.  If its the last thing i do, I'm deadset on gettin him laid eventually. 
PLUS....
That blonde is pretty cute and really compassionate and understanding.  She is NOT going to rob him, shes going to make it as comfortable as possible for him. 
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14260877 - 04/08/11 09:55 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14260923 - 04/08/11 10:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
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candidguy said:
no use because my life isnt fulfill and im still virgin so I'm looking at this once a lifetime opprotunity





when you say stuff like this it really makes me think you're trollin




agreed

if you really have such a bankroll, and constant cooking lifestyle

then think of how hard you work, what you've saved, and use that to nail some girl at a bar who isn't looking to get payed up front

as a fellow rewstaurant worker, I know it is fucking intense to work 60+ hours a week in a kitchen

if you do pull that shit, then think of how hardcore it makes you while you're mackin'


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260926 - 04/08/11 10:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Candid is for real. I've pm'd him.

Well, crap. If this goes thru, I hope at least you'll have a mind shattering epiphany on your life, taking care of all your insecurities. Really hurts to see my fellow brother (in humanity) in this situation, especially cuse I've been there and know a way out.

But... in life, every individual choices their own actions. And they reap what they sow.


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Never had the reasons why
God has taken me in
Healed my wounds, loved me in my sin"
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DrMambo]
    #14260928 - 04/08/11 10:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

....fuck a waitress
:stoned:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DrMambo]
    #14260962 - 04/08/11 10:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, it's just sex. :shrug:
Man up and talk to some ladies. Make a connection, build a relationship.
Life is so much funner when you don't give a fuck what other people think. Women dig confidence... Put your stupid, insignificant insecurities and anxieties aside and work on your poker face. Also maintain a sense of mysteriousness...


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: scrantonstrangler]
    #14260993 - 04/08/11 10:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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scrantonstrangler said:...start the hunt for a girlfriend. I have one and I can just go upstairs n bone for free. I have to imagine im savin tons of cash.




Seriously, ROLFLMAO.  OMG that is awesome!

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Terillius]
    #14261015 - 04/08/11 10:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Terillius said:
Quote:

scrantonstrangler said:...start the hunt for a girlfriend. I have one and I can just go upstairs n bone for free. I have to imagine im savin tons of cash.




Seriously, ROLFLMAO.  OMG that is awesome!



I can't deny, its pretty funny, BUT
You spend your fare share on her as well:)
-birthdays
-Greeting card holidays (how much did valentines const you?)
-Anniversaries
-Traditional holidays
-Vacations
-Dates/dinners

I just got out of a four year relationship less than 6 months ago, and the amt. of moneys I'm saving on all the aforementioned shit, not to mention the random shit girls make you buy

is VERY comparable to hooker rates.
prolly close to like 300 bux a week if i tallied it all up.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DrMambo]
    #14261019 - 04/08/11 10:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
....fuck a waitress
:stoned:




try this. Working in a restaurant is a great way to pull tail. I worked in a high volume breakfast joint in a college town when I was your age. There was a never ending stream of chicks that came though there . . .

dunno about chinese restaurants (haha) but find the late night parties man, restaurant people always party late after the dinner shift. Surely this applies for chinese restaurant staff as well.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14261029 - 04/08/11 10:34 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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shroomie_glen said:
Quote:

Terillius said:
Quote:

scrantonstrangler said:...start the hunt for a girlfriend. I have one and I can just go upstairs n bone for free. I have to imagine im savin tons of cash.




Seriously, ROLFLMAO.  OMG that is awesome!



I can't deny, its pretty funny, BUT
You spend your fare share on her as well:)
-birthdays
-Greeting card holidays (how much did valentines const you?)
-Anniversaries
-Traditional holidays
-Vacations
-Dates/dinners

I just got out of a four year relationship less than 6 months ago, and the amt. of moneys I'm saving on all the aforementioned shit, not to mention the random shit girls make you buy

is VERY comparable to hooker rates.
prolly close to like 300 bux a week if i tallied it all up.


Did your girl work? the old school days  of paying for everything are pretty much dead.
Alotta quality girls dont like that shit, fucks with their pride.


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Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14261056 - 04/08/11 10:42 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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DarkMatterOfFact said:
Did your girl work? the old school days  of paying for everything are pretty much dead.
Alotta quality girls dont like that shit, fucks with their pride.



Yes, but I still spent lots of moneys on her.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14261062 - 04/08/11 10:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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shroomie_glen said:
You spend your fare share on her as well:)
-birthdays
-Greeting card holidays (how much did valentines const you?)
-Anniversaries
-Traditional holidays
-Vacations
-Dates/dinners

I just got out of a four year relationship less than 6 months ago, and the amt. of moneys I'm saving on all the aforementioned shit, not to mention the random shit girls make you buy

is VERY comparable to hooker rates.
prolly close to like 300 bux a week if i tallied it all up.




one thang to keep in mind is that blowing loot on someone to have experiences with vs. blowing loot strictly too fuck are quite different

one can be enjoyable, and give closeness through fun times and shared experiences

the other is paying to put your reproductive into another reproductive organ/hand/mouth

I'm not saying that paying for sex isn't without benefits

or that all dating is based on building a relationship vs. throwing cash to look financially succesful in order  fuck

but

in my experience

even just throwing cash around to impress usually encompasses a lot more fun than straight up paying for sex

then again, knocking on a hotel room door to illegally nail someone you don't know sure does get your heart racing


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14261077 - 04/08/11 10:48 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
Quote:

DarkMatterOfFact said:
Did your girl work? the old school days  of paying for everything are pretty much dead.
Alotta quality girls dont like that shit, fucks with their pride.



Yes, but I still spent lots of moneys on her.


yeh its easy to wanna spoil a girl. Shits so much more complicated with women these days. :shrug:


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Which secretly stands for Demonizing Everyone by Allegations.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14261089 - 04/08/11 10:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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shroomie_glen said:
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Terillius said:
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scrantonstrangler said: to mention the random shit girls make you buy

is VERY comparable to hooker rates.
prolly close to like 300 bux a week if i tallied it all up.








Tell me about it.  That fucking fish tank must have cost $100 per month.  Sucks that I got stuck with the cat.  Lovable as he is.

Edited by Terillius (04/08/11 10:52 PM)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Terillius]
    #14261094 - 04/08/11 10:53 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Terillius said:
Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
Quote:

Terillius said:
Quote:

scrantonstrangler said: to mention the random shit girls make you buy

is VERY comparable to hooker rates.
prolly close to like 300 bux a week if i tallied it all up.








Tell me about it.  That fucking fish tank must have cost $100 per month.  Sucks that I got stuck with the cat.  Lovable as he is.

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