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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260554 - 04/08/11 08:28 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

so long as you're conducting an illegal activity such as fucking for pay, I wouldn't disinhibit myself too much

but be sure to fap to whatever pic they give you for a solid hour beforehand


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260567 - 04/08/11 08:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:


do I look drunk or anything, do u think a white girl will fuck someone with the looks like me?




Dude, I mean this in the most non-homosexual way possible, but your a sexy mofo'... and I mean it.
On Sunday your gonna score with that chick and its going to be AMAZING!!!!!!

She goes by the hour, so you should be able to come at least 2-3 times.
She is going to make things as comfortable as possible for you...
and if she dooooesnttt..... (vigorous fist shaking)
I will keep my pimp hand strong and deive the 13 hours to smack that hoe.

But really though, she knows the deal and she is going to make things verypleasant and easy-going for you.

IT is my mission to get you laid, and laid you will BE!
until then.... :popcorn:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14260696 - 04/08/11 09:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I think you're making a mistake mayne. Even with a condom you can still catch some stds.:sad:
DONT say you WERENT warned. HOOKERS are DIRTY!
That'll make you think of how good your life was before you got a dirty dick. :blowme:
Believe me as long as you talk to girls you will eventually find someone who is clean and LOVEABLE
For real mayne fucking a hooker two times will just make you more frustrated because you can't get a girlfriend for an extended period of time.:sunny:
You're a great guy, get a real girlfriend or be prepared for the possibility of a NASTY STD

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: i like cow poo] * 1
    #14260709 - 04/08/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
I think you're making a mistake mayne. Even with a condom you can still catch some stds.:sad:
DONT say you WERENT warned. HOOKERS are DIRTY!
That'll make you think of how good your life was before you got a dirty dick. :blowme:
Believe me as long as you talk to girls you will eventually find someone who is clean and LOVEABLE
For real mayne fucking a hooker two times will just make you more frustrated because you can't get a girlfriend for an extended period of time.:sunny:
You're a great guy, get a real girlfriend or be prepared for the possibility of a NASTY STD





Maybe he doesnt have the opportunity to talk to girls...
maybe he works a lot...
maybe he doesnt speak english very well...
maybe he has confidence issues......

Not everything is as rosy tinted if you look through other peoples eyes mon'

as long as he wears a condom hes not going to catch anything heinous.
Don't rain on his possible parade dude, just be happy that hes making initiative.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14260714 - 04/08/11 09:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Move back to your home country and get laid there. :shrug:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: s240779] * 1
    #14260723 - 04/08/11 09:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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superhigh said:
May I make a suggestion? Pay for TWO sessions. Because as soemone pointed out before, after it's finished, you're gonna feel empty and you're gonna want it again. You know how when you hear a song you really like for the first time, you want to listen to it again so that you're brain can fully comprehend it? You're gonna need sex at least twice in order for the experience to be fully absorbed in your mind.




Didn't you say you were a virgin?


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14260724 - 04/08/11 09:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260741 - 04/08/11 09:16 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

dude this is starting to push into :trolldance: territory...

why the hell would you risk your life for a whore?
and why are you so worried if a whore will bang an asian guy? they'll bang whoever gives them cash!


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260750 - 04/08/11 09:17 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14260759 - 04/08/11 09:20 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260765 - 04/08/11 09:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

you are my new favorite poster

come join us in OTD


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14260767 - 04/08/11 09:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

OP is  :maximumtrolling:


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14260777 - 04/08/11 09:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260778 - 04/08/11 09:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

2:1 odds he gets robbed.

any takers?


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260781 - 04/08/11 09:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: dr_gonz] * 1
    #14260791 - 04/08/11 09:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260793 - 04/08/11 09:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

You don't need sympathy. Sorry to say this, but you need to man up hardcore. Stop being a little wuss, and take control of your life. Going on forums to get sympathy from strangers isn't going to get you laid.

If you spent as much energy out and about as you have in these past few threads of yours, you probably would have gotten laid already AND have gotten over your lack of confidence.

So man up.  :House2:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260801 - 04/08/11 09:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Candid just be upfront about this man.  Be honest with yourself and with these girls.

$200 is probably a little high for the brunette with the that's; it's a good price for the blonde.

I'll be straight up with you: 

You will always pay for sex.  Sometimes it'll be a little and sometimes it'll be a lot but you'll always pay.

$150 (that's what I'd pay to the tatted up chick) or $200 is not a bad price to pay for sex for YOU.

How much do you make per week?  Probably a lot more than $200 (I'm assuming because you're asian and asian folks almost always have jobs).

Sex seems to be important to you and it seems to be something you want.  The experience isn't great, and you definitely don't want to pay $200 every time you have sex, but I bet jumpin' into some pussy, or better yet, having an experienced broad ride you until you cum inside of her will motivate you to do things to have the experience in your life more frequently, or you may find that it's not as interesting as you thought and you won't pursue it as fervently, who knows.


Either way man, just fucking do it.  You obviously want to.  It's not a big deal; your virginity literally doesn't mean shit.  Being inexperienced is almost never attractive, especially for a guy.  No one wants someone bumbling around with their genitals.

Go on dawg, get them practice strokes off.


Oh one last thing.  Don't act like a dick or like your head is in the clouds (I don't think you'll have this problem) but stop being such a wuss about this man.  That kind of behavior is going to make them uncomfortable and it'll be more likely that they'll only want to do business with you once.  Be confident, be matter of fact.  Don't act suspicious.  Let them know you want to spend some time with an escort and how to go about making that happen.  This is their business bro. 

It's like buying groceries from the grocery store; it's what they do, there's no problems man.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260809 - 04/08/11 09:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
I've been called troll or something many times and I dont care, I mean this is my real situation believe it or not and I'm as desperate as u can get and growing up in a dysfunctional family without siblings I get confused in my life, and I swear to god this is my real situation and if u dont believe me then so be it.
I've even posted my situation in another anxiety forum,

http://www.socialphobiaworld.com/do-i-have-the-most-extreme-phobia-32938/
I want sympathy for my situations




I hate to break it to you buddy but a hooker is not going to make your troubles go away. Banging a hooker will not make you happy for more then a week or so.:crazy:
You need counseling because you have PSYCHOLOGICAL issues. You are very insecure and need help with your life. I know this because I was once in your situation.:shocked:
Do what you wish, you'll find out that I am right one way or the other....:hug:
Buddhism can turn a willing persons life around...

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Humility]
    #14260814 - 04/08/11 09:34 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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