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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260382 - 04/08/11 07:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260392 - 04/08/11 07:48 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

btw

once again, as someone who's been there

it'll be sex, it may be satisfactory sex

but, as I've experienced, with my one time paying for sex (and losing my virginity, as such), and with subsequent non-business sex

it won't be great sex

no depth besides base (not even animalistic) fucking (especially for cash) = a very mechanical encounter


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: DrMambo]
    #14260406 - 04/08/11 07:51 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260425 - 04/08/11 07:55 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

your best bet is to be buzzed and not drunk when fucking.

Least for me its tough to stay rock hard and that is key.

I usually have a few drinks right before getting down.:2cents:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260429 - 04/08/11 07:56 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

you never banged anyone at band camp?


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14260435 - 04/08/11 07:57 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

As someone else said though, this thread is funny as shit though. :ilold:

:winning1:


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
    #14260444 - 04/08/11 07:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260451 - 04/08/11 08:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I think you have a bad ass hong kong gangster look.

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: s240779]
    #14260452 - 04/08/11 08:01 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260453 - 04/08/11 08:01 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

no dude no white girl is gonna fuck you


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: s240779]
    #14260456 - 04/08/11 08:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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I think you have a bad ass hong kong gangster look.




Thats what i was thinking man. Just go to Chinese restraunts for lunch specials and flirt with the managers daughter. Or attend an asian club at a college campus.

Or man up and start flirting with white women. The above route is just the EZ route.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14260457 - 04/08/11 08:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

There are tons of cute white animae loving girls out their who think asian guys are awesome. Seriously.

That girl is really cute though so if that's wha you wanna do then go for it. I don't know what everyone's bitching about. And just remember, you don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave when you're done with them.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14260458 - 04/08/11 08:03 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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no dude no white girl is gonna fuck you




Says the drunk whore from the off topic forum?

Ignore this chick bro


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260463 - 04/08/11 08:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260472 - 04/08/11 08:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

just don't bring beastiality up on the first date

also stay away from white women
they hate yer guts asian guy


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260473 - 04/08/11 08:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
but I'm still short, about 5 foot 6 and because back then when I was a teenager I got addicted to video games and I play video games like gta 3 and resident evil code veronica like til 6 in the morning and I go to sleep like 6 then wake up at 10 in the am and then play video games again and I often skip my meals so I'm short and not proportional as far as my height/weight goes so I feel very low confidence




Dude your asian....they are a short people, your past habits have nothing to do with it (at least not the ones youve described).

This is the sad reality of life man, but its also the greatest blessing. You can either give up, die a virgin or pay a large sum of money for shitty akward sex), or you can change your view and how you see yourself, and interact with women.

Gonna need a clear mind though to accomplish the second route. Stay away from shit like alcohol


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14260501 - 04/08/11 08:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

my mental powers tell me you have fear of the small penis asian rep.

parinoia will destroy ya.

slutty chicks do like bigger dicks, but whores dont care as much ide assume :shrug:

ive never paid for one but they are in for the money not the kicks.


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14260518 - 04/08/11 08:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14260538 - 04/08/11 08:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: DrMambo]
    #14260546 - 04/08/11 08:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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