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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Fucker tried to break into my car
    #14260343 - 04/08/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Walk back to my car from fishing, and RIGHT as i turn the corner to the secluded parking lot....some fucknugget wearing sun glasses, and a hat walks slowly away from my car. I look at the ground and theres a metel pipe on the floor :gc:


GOt back just in time :rockon:


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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14260404 - 04/08/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lucky, man.  Last week some crackhead smashed my window just so he could pop my hood and steal my car battery.:mad2:

Getting your car broken into or stolen really fucks up your day


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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #14260412 - 04/08/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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DirtMcgirt said:
Lucky, man.  Last week some crackhead smashed my window just so he could pop my hood and steal my car battery.:mad2:

Getting your car broken into or stolen really fucks up your day




on the plus side, i caught three Red trail perch today :shrug:



Not me in the photo, but you see the fish


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/08/11 07:52 PM)

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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14260415 - 04/08/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Legally its a good thing this type of shit doesn't happen to me. Douchebag in a secluded lot walking away from my car with a metal pipe laying beside it? Not good news for anyone


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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #14260417 - 04/08/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hmm I thought you meant "fucking tired to break into my car" and I was gonna suggests a locksmith because u lock urself out on ur car or something

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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14260420 - 04/08/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my jeep doors have no locks at all. i couldnt lock the doors if i wanted to.

teaches you not to store anything in there.. :shrug:


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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: Equipto]
    #14260424 - 04/08/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Equipto said:
Legally its a good thing this type of shit doesn't happen to me. Douchebag in a secluded lot walking away from my car with a metal pipe laying beside it? Not good news for anyone




My X army buddy was drunk and i managed to get him into my car before he PTSD-raged out on his ass  :ednorton:


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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: frith]
    #14260438 - 04/08/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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my jeep doors have no locks at all. i couldnt lock the doors if i wanted to.

teaches you not to store anything in there.. :shrug:




Id just leave the car unlocked if it didnt auto lock after a short period of time. Rather he go take my backpack with nothing in it, and sunflower seeds then break my window. Hope that mother fucker gets locked in prison where he belongs. Piece of shit making a living off robbing broke college students is fucking heartless.


At least hes gonna go back to sleeping in a bush tonight, while i fuck my girlfriend in a warm bed.....thx god :bowdown:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14260510 - 04/08/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My alter ego would have chased down that guy and beat the fuck out of him OP.

but my real me would have been like "oh shit!" *hides*


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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: Eshu]
    #14260563 - 04/08/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i would have followed the guy home, sneak into his house while he was sleeping, then :doggystyle: his wife while i pointed a gun at his face.


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Re: Fucker tried to break into my car [Re: Dunno]
    #14260710 - 04/08/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i would have followed the guy home, sneak into his house while he was sleeping, then :doggystyle: his wife while i pointed a gun at his face.





That's definitely a DSHSB situation.  :unabomber:


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