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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Hajnal]
    #14260998 - 04/08/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Drinking alone? Only one thing TO do.

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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14261060 - 04/08/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That okcupid crap only works in the big city.  Fuck this crappy valley I live in.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Terillius]
    #14261071 - 04/08/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Okcupid is so easy. You don't even have to leave your house to set up a decent lay.


The fatties are so easy it almost feels not worth it and the hot ones take a little more effort but are still very easy. If a person has a little bit of game in real life, your online game should easily nab you some okcupid trim.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: pmb]
    #14261079 - 04/08/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I've never really tried to "spit game". I find controlling people's actions to be so easy, but I've never used that talent to get me laid.

At least not with random people. I'd have to really vibe with a chick to be down to fuck her after just meeting her. That situation only happened once and I ended up cockblocked that night :shakefist:


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: pmb]
    #14261099 - 04/08/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Okcupid is so easy. You don't even have to leave your house to set up a decent lay.


The fatties are so easy it almost feels not worth it and the hot ones take a little more effort but are still very easy. If a person has a little bit of game in real life, your online game should easily nab you some okcupid trim.




Try that in a 90%+ religious area.  :rofl2:

You'd get fucking brass knuckled by these women.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14261105 - 04/08/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not really one to be down with one night stands myself. I've only had 2 and they both were terrible. One chick her pussy was so hairy I had a hard time getting it up. The other I was so drunk I ended up just telling her if she wasn't up for sucking my dick untill I passed out I wanted her to leave.


Every other time I've had sex with anyone it always had that relationship vibe anywhere from 4 years to 1 month. I always think maybe thats why I find it easy to get pussy because I feel like if I have sex with them I'm going to end up in a relationship and they can pick up on that and like that rather than just a one night stand. When ever I have a relationship end within a week I've already started fucking someone else and the whole cycle begins again. :facepalm:


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Terillius]
    #14261113 - 04/08/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Supposedly in heavily religious communities, it's easier to get laid in the bar scene because if a girl drinks, you know she's pretty much down to commit any sin that isn't theft or murder.

I wouldn't know. I'm not 21 yet and from what I hear I'll probably end up having panic attacks and running out of the bar every 20 minutes to calm the fuck down or getting in to fistfights every time I go.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14261141 - 04/08/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Bars are actually pretty chill, I used to hate going to them with girls. Now I enjoy going to them just to grind like an idiot and burn off some energy. I can only do this if I'm very drunk though. Usually pretty are pretty decent at bars because everyone just wants to have a good time, although theres always that one idiot that has to ruin it for everyone else.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14261155 - 04/08/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I used to be an allday everyday lush. Got sober for about 6 months. Now I just moderate...but i cant moderate once I start so I just drink heavily for a couple days and lay off for a week or so.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: pmb]
    #14261156 - 04/08/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

one idiot? you should come to the bars in my town.:lol:


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: pmb]
    #14261159 - 04/08/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You guys are making me remember why I love being single :facepalm:


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14261161 - 04/08/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Why:shrug:

The bars I go to were kinda grungy, I pretty much lived in that bitch.

Sure a couple fights over a couple years but shit happens when people are drunk. Especially cause of bikers and punk ass kids my age. But w/e

I can tell you I got laid Hell of a lot more then I got in fights:laugh2:

I'd go to the popular ones to sometimes that were a step up from my shit hole but only for the bitches and my friends. I liked my dark little drug haven. I'm only 25 tho so don't go thinkin I'm all old n shit.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14261162 - 04/08/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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one idiot? you should come to the bars in my town.:lol:





I usually only come across one guy thats either drank too much or just a general jackass. Bars here are pretty tame though.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: pmb]
    #14261195 - 04/08/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

people here are edgy in riverside bar scenes, gotta drive a hour to San diego for a cool scene. It sucks cause need a DD. Makes it kinda a pain in the ass


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
    #14261208 - 04/08/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I used to love being the DD now that I drink it's impossible to find anyone willing to drive sober and I would rather walk than drive with anyone that's had more than 1 drink.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: pmb]
    #14261218 - 04/08/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Bars are actually pretty chill.





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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Mr. Anderson]
    #14261222 - 04/08/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My friends like to go to this bar thats more of a trendy, hipper younger bar but now its starting to get more down and dirty and aged than it was when it opened.

I used to frequent one that was a gutter punk hole in the wall in a back alley that you couldnt see from the street, but just too much drama in there now.

The one i really like to go to is Deadhead bar but it's very crowded on the live music nights (jambands play twice a week, they also have a dubstep night and an open jam night for anyone who wants to play)

Another that I like to go to is a little quieter and has a nice patio, I actually met a Shroomerite there. The bartenders there loathe me though since i got a little drunk and even the owner is a little sketchy with me because I cussed him out. It's the only bar that cuts me off.


The really local ones that I dont have to drive a while to get to arent even worth going to. Half of them are yuppie and older wealthy people bars and half of them are white trash and redneck bars. It's funny how the crowd is so different at two bars in the same town. It's obvious how one is very white collar and the other very blue collar. Service industry people tend to go to both bars so you see them at both.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14261242 - 04/08/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

pmb says "grind like an idiot"...  In heavy religious communities there is no grinding.  NO GRINDING.  PERIOD.  This is not a joke.  There are NO bars where there is ANY dancing unless you drive 2 hours.  Bullshit.  There is 1 bar that serves liquor in my 100,000 population area.


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Terillius]
    #14261244 - 04/08/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

sounds like you need to GTFO like me. :lol:


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Re: Drunk, alone, to do what? [Re: Terillius]
    #14261263 - 04/08/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)


That's pretty bad, anyone who doesn't love some random physical contact has some mental problems.


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