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Plutonian
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: danielx]
#14259821 - 04/08/11 05:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259831 - 04/08/11 05:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well, feeling like that won't get you anywhere. Start feeling like you're worth something.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259832 - 04/08/11 05:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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dont be. plenty of people pay hookers and escorts for sex.
the crazy guy i used to know who had tons of cash that he just blew all the time used to get really expensive escorts for him and a couple of my friends.
personally, i never partook.
but i wouldnt look down on someone who paid for sex. 
just make sure you wrap up your shit.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259868 - 04/08/11 05:38 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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you are displaying signs of weakness and symptoms of low self-esteem
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259872 - 04/08/11 05:39 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Man, i was just kidding when i said that. She's an escort, she's probably really busy.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259875 - 04/08/11 05:39 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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dude youre giving too much of a shit about what a WHORE thinks of you.
she lets people pay her to get fucked.
her opinion is invalid.
i said it earlier, youre too worried about what the escort thinks. dont hold her opinion of you as something you should care about. dont get nervous when talking to her. she isnt going to judge you, and if she does just judge her back. shes a whore.
if you really think she wont fuck you, call a different one.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259884 - 04/08/11 05:40 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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give me her number, ill call with my rich white mans accent and put in a good word for you.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259899 - 04/08/11 05:42 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude just go on craiglsist and lose your virginity to a man.
Maybe that will give you a confidence boost.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4runner]
#14259912 - 04/08/11 05:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP, become a prostitute yourself.
It'll give you plenty of sexual confidence. 
You might have to give a few blowjobs though.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
#14259919 - 04/08/11 05:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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danielx said: give me her number, ill call with my rich white mans accent and put in a good word for you.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: danielx]
#14259920 - 04/08/11 05:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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2 this thread
just put away the piss bottles if she comes to your place. and probably the fleshlights..
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Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: OP, become a prostitute yourself.
You might have to give a few blowjobs though. 
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14260032 - 04/08/11 06:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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May I make a suggestion? Pay for TWO sessions. Because as soemone pointed out before, after it's finished, you're gonna feel empty and you're gonna want it again. You know how when you hear a song you really like for the first time, you want to listen to it again so that you're brain can fully comprehend it? You're gonna need sex at least twice in order for the experience to be fully absorbed in your mind.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: s240779]
#14260313 - 04/08/11 07:28 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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THis thread has failed to deliver on so many levels. Thank you for wasting 7 min of my life as i went through every page, with nothing but a few lousy pictures that had nothing to do with you.
Make something happen damnit. Your NEVER going to get laid with your attitude bro. Change it, or suffer the consequences
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Almond Flour]
#14260340 - 04/08/11 07:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14260346 - 04/08/11 07:37 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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candidguy said: I promise I will get laid on Sunday, one of the forum member has helped me through it, in turn I will compensate him for it, I'll keep this thread updated.
Id be more impressed if you didnt bitch out and get laid the way.
Man up and go look for girls. your nervous? Get the fuck over it. Having a prostitute isnt going to help if your anxious as fuck as well. Just gonna be odd when you cant get it up for the girl you PAID to have sex with.
Wait it out bro, this is stupid what your doing
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14260359 - 04/08/11 07:40 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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candidguy said: I promise I will get laid on Sunday, one of the forum member has helped me through it, in turn I will compensate him for it, I'll keep this thread updated.
oh yea got a shroomery wing man
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Almond Flour]
#14260363 - 04/08/11 07:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14260372 - 04/08/11 07:43 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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if you got a lot of money to throw around I could use a medium format camera
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