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JesusGoneRogue


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i was seriously about to post that.
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thoughts
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I didn't read if anyone mentioned, but you're definitely susceptible to any and all diseases from oral.
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Salomon
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
#14259604 - 04/08/11 04:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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if it's any constellation, china is more of a sausage fest than the us anyway. so OP would have a harder time there than here
be happy damn it
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Salomon]
#14259609 - 04/08/11 04:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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candidguy did you hit up an escort yet?
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Candid, I'm telling you now... you do NOT want to lose your virginity to a prostitute. My friend lost his to one and he regrets it like a mofo.
I lost my virginity to a prostitute, and don't regret it anymore than I feel like I could've saved a few bucks.
I don't see too much difference between screwing somebody you don't care about for cash, and someone you don't care about for free.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259690 - 04/08/11 05:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn, it must suck when even escorts don't answer your calls.
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Plutonian
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: thoughts]
#14259706 - 04/08/11 05:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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desert father
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259716 - 04/08/11 05:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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come on man
just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl
you don't need some devil woman to satisfy you...simply because all you will feel after you wasted your money and sexual energy is empty.
i admire your persistence but for real fuck escorts dude
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: desert father]
#14259730 - 04/08/11 05:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Salomon
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259732 - 04/08/11 05:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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maybe she was on a cellphone and it had bad service?
or maybe she just OD'd during your conversation
fleshlights on sunday
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259738 - 04/08/11 05:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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candidguy said: damn, I just took the courage to call her and she answered and I asked if it's an escort she replies "huh" several times then I said is this the online escort thing, then she says yea and I asked for the rates and she says $200/hr and then I asked her if she's available on Sunday then she says yea and I say how about I call you on sunday thenshe didn't answers and she didn't hang up or anything and was still connected on the phone and I keep on saying hello but no replies, what does this mean?
I would take this as a hint to call her on Sunday when you actually want to spend some cash.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14259744 - 04/08/11 05:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stop being scared of shit dude. 
Just be like "yo, you're an escort, right? Mhm... when could you provide services? Yup. Mhm... all right, thank you. Bye."
If you can't be confident with a prostitute, then I don't know what you CAN be confident with.
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desert father said: come on man
just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl
You got the order wrong.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Salomon]
#14259770 - 04/08/11 05:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol i was gonna tell him that he's pretty much just handing over 200 dollars to a junkie just to feed her habit....
but i guess that goes without saying...
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
#14259773 - 04/08/11 05:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said:
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desert father said: come on man
just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl
You got the order wrong.
I second this.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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iwasaClown said:
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desert father said: come on man
just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl
You got the order wrong.
I second this. 
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian] 1
#14259794 - 04/08/11 05:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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YOU DON'T NEED PUSSY YOU NEED THERAPY
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
#14259804 - 04/08/11 05:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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danielx
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
#14259816 - 04/08/11 05:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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pussy therapy is the best therapy
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