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InvisibleJesusGoneRogue
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14259495 - 04/08/11 04:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

i was seriously about to post that. :ashstrobe: :feelsweirdman:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14259524 - 04/08/11 04:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I didn't read if anyone mentioned, but you're definitely susceptible to any and all diseases from oral.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
    #14259604 - 04/08/11 04:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

if it's any constellation, china is more of a sausage fest than the us anyway. so OP would have a harder time there than here


be happy damn it


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Salomon]
    #14259609 - 04/08/11 04:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

candidguy did you hit up an escort yet?


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14259632 - 04/08/11 04:48 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Candid, I'm telling you now... you do NOT want to lose your virginity to a prostitute. My friend lost his to one and he regrets it like a mofo.




I lost my virginity to a prostitute, and don't regret it anymore than I feel like I could've saved a few bucks.

I don't see too much difference between screwing somebody you don't care about for cash, and someone you don't care about for free.


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14259654 - 04/08/11 04:54 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259690 - 04/08/11 05:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Damn, it must suck when even escorts don't answer your calls.:feelsbadman:


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: thoughts]
    #14259706 - 04/08/11 05:04 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259716 - 04/08/11 05:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

come on man

just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl

you don't need some devil woman to satisfy you...simply because all you will feel after you wasted your money and sexual energy is empty.

i admire your persistence but for real fuck escorts dude


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: desert father]
    #14259730 - 04/08/11 05:09 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259732 - 04/08/11 05:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

maybe she was on a cellphone and it had bad service?


or maybe she just OD'd during your conversation:foreveralone:





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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259738 - 04/08/11 05:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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damn, I just took the courage to call her and she answered and I asked if it's an escort she replies "huh" several times then I said is this the online escort thing, then she says yea and I asked for the rates and she says $200/hr and then I asked her if she's available on Sunday then she says yea and I say how about I call you on sunday thenshe didn't answers and she didn't hang up or anything and was still connected on the phone and I keep on saying hello but no replies, what does this mean?




I would take this as a hint to call her on Sunday when you actually want to spend some cash.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259744 - 04/08/11 05:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Stop being scared of shit dude. :facepalm:

Just be like "yo, you're an escort, right? Mhm... when could you provide services? Yup. Mhm... all right, thank you. Bye."

If you can't be confident with a prostitute, then I don't know what you CAN be confident with.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: desert father]
    #14259752 - 04/08/11 05:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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come on man

just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl




You got the order wrong.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Salomon]
    #14259770 - 04/08/11 05:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

lol i was gonna tell him that he's pretty much just handing over 200 dollars to a junkie just to feed her habit....

but i guess that goes without saying...


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: thoughts]
    #14259773 - 04/08/11 05:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
Quote:

desert father said:
come on man

just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl




You got the order wrong.





I second this. :awehigh:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14259783 - 04/08/11 05:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Quote:

iwasaClown said:
Quote:

desert father said:
come on man

just jerk off if you're really that amped up and then smoke a bowl




You got the order wrong.





I second this. :awehigh:




3rd'd


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian] * 1
    #14259794 - 04/08/11 05:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

YOU DON'T NEED PUSSY
YOU NEED THERAPY


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14259804 - 04/08/11 05:27 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14259816 - 04/08/11 05:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

pussy therapy is the best therapy


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