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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259004 - 04/08/11 02:57 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

honestly man she looks nasty as fuck. she would have to pay me. but oh well. hit that shit and get it over with.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14259012 - 04/08/11 02:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

thanks for the avatar change :thumbup:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14259052 - 04/08/11 03:05 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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JesusGoneRogue said:
honestly man she looks nasty as fuck. she would have to pay me. but oh well. hit that shit and get it over with.




dude. not this!

if you're paying for sex, at least get someone who's smoking hot.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259053 - 04/08/11 03:05 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I :bow2: to you sir. Your hooker thread delivered way better than mine. :durrhurr:

I think she's cute BTW. I'd give her a 6 also. She'd get a better rating if the tit's were bigger. I like big tit's myself.

I don't think you'd be disappointed if you went for it.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Cherk]
    #14259056 - 04/08/11 03:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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cherokee said:
you should become an alcoholic and in a year or two you will be smooth as shit




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cherokee said:
id fuck her but that's not saying much





wise words


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14259063 - 04/08/11 03:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

i like the new avatar. reppin the otd i see.


















































:shakefist:

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14259068 - 04/08/11 03:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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InvisibleJesusGoneRogue
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14259070 - 04/08/11 03:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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JesusGoneRogue said:
honestly man she looks nasty as fuck. she would have to pay me. but oh well. hit that shit and get it over with.




dude. not this!

if you're paying for sex, at least get someone who's smoking hot.



honestly he shouldnt have to pay for it at all. he can do it, he just doesnt believe in himself.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259072 - 04/08/11 03:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

call and find out.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259088 - 04/08/11 03:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

dude

you probably aren't going to go through with this anyways


why don't you call her and have a chat?
or call an agency?

are you scared to talk to women on the phone?

just do it and quit being a pussy


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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: Cherk]
    #14259113 - 04/08/11 03:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259119 - 04/08/11 03:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

why do all hookers have the same tattoos and beer guts?

that whore is definitely not new, shes been around the block.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259122 - 04/08/11 03:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Quote:

cherokee said:
dude

you probably aren't going to go through with this anyways


why don't you call her and have a chat?
or call an agency?

are you scared to talk to women on the phone?

just do it and quit being a pussy




u got that right, I'm scared and I'm very hesitant to call, don't know what to say, be honest with you my heart is pounding fast now, and I got this terrible chinese accent, I mean I'm just afraid if I call and she hangs up after hearing my voice or got rejected if I ask her if she  would have fun with an asian guy

I probably would call her anyways, just gotta calm down and take a few deep breaths




dude go get some liquor, take a few shots of the liquid courage, and call her up.

she doesnt even know you. if you mess it up really bad it wont make a difference because you wont ever have to talk to her again. shes a random person who accepts money to have sex with you.

what she thinks of you really isnt important.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259126 - 04/08/11 03:20 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

you needa have a couple drinks, smoke a j and go for it.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14259129 - 04/08/11 03:20 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

gettin a little tipsy will help anyway so you dont blow your load when she takes her pants off :lol:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14259134 - 04/08/11 03:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
gettin a little tipsy will help anyway so you dont blow your load when she takes her pants off :lol:


:lolsy:
:albundy: oooops!

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
    #14259135 - 04/08/11 03:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

just call up and bullshit...first identify yourself as a potential customer...then shoot the shit...ask her how her day is going and shit...man people like to talk... we are social creatures and people care about each other

you just gotta relax some

dont worry broseph life is all good

you'll get to know a chick someday soon and everything will be butter

unless you freak out and become a born again christian which seems to be popular with you asians


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: JesusGoneRogue] * 1
    #14259136 - 04/08/11 03:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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JesusGoneRogue said:
you needa have a couple drinks, smoke a j and go for it.




from personal experience (someone who is pretty horrible with women)...
the J is not gonna help anything!
:themoreyouknow:


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: ifoundwaldo] * 1
    #14259140 - 04/08/11 03:23 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

personally it helps me.

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14259148 - 04/08/11 03:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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