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twighead
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: RedSnapper]
#14256555 - 04/08/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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RedSnapper said: Evaporating alcohol off of hash oil with a gas stove burner. The fire ball ignited right in time for a friend to walk in to witness me and my other friend losing our eye brows..
I was cleaning a surface for spore injection at my old apartment when by some freak occurrence of physics, my friend lightly knicking into a incense stick burning on top of the fridge flicked it down 5 feet and landed it on the alcohol counter lighting it.. but I also had vermiculite sitting on the counter so I just poured vermiculite all over the counters and it put out the fire nicely unluckily... I had carpet in my kitchen so it was a fucking bitch to clean up.
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jvm
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: twighead]
#14256628 - 04/08/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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thought i was going blind in one eye. i looked in the mirror stoned and saw a little gray over my iris/pupil, was just gray light reflecting.
Edited by jvm (04/08/11 12:36 AM)
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Me_Roy
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14256676 - 04/08/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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shroomie_glen said: One time I insanely burst out of an akward tripping silence: "If you beat your wife, she'll respect you more!" It didn't help that I said it VERY loudly.... And I don't even condone domestic violence ....
This made me laugh -- just for the sheer absurdity of stating something like that, of course.
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igwna
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Me_Roy]
#14257016 - 04/08/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh i've said some pretty fucking stupid shit.
some times i've said shit that right after i would think about (about the time where everyone else is thinking about it to) and realize that it was completely opposite of how i feel.
the worst is not being able to form coherent sentences.
i do remember tripping one time explaining god knows what to my friend and having him look at me dumbfounded afterwards and say, "what?" and then thinking about it just to reply, "i have no idea what i just said... but it ruled."
-------------------- I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.
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beachedjesus
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14257868 - 04/08/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol i hate that shit,
friends try to say something to me and i say like 2 words and
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: beachedjesus] 1
#14258272 - 04/08/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember this one time while tripping acid in my living room i started walking to the bathroom to get something, then remembered that i first needed to go to the kitchen, so while walking to the kitchen i remembered that in order to go to the kitchen, i need to get something from my room, so then while walking to my room i remembered that in order to get that thing from my room, i first needed to get what i originally intended to get from the bathroom. I was stuck in an endless loop for like 20 minutes before i realized how much i was trippinng
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14258377 - 04/08/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do not flush before smoking. (this is more of a in the process of getting stoned)
I had decided I was going to take a dump and have a couple one timers being there is an exhaust fan on an amtrack train. I dropped the deuce, washed up, then started packing my hitter and immediately dropped it right into the toilet.
I know what you are thinking....uh oh it fell into the tank...nope a turd stopped it from going in the tank. I recovered it washed and sanitized, then blazed.
Hows that for studpid
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14258401 - 04/08/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Weed+ benzos if i recal.
I put the food i was eating in the rolling paper instead of the herb.When i realized what i was dong and blurted it out me and my friend laughed for like 3 min.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: buckwheat]
#14258547 - 04/08/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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:feelsshittyman:
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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mellowparty
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: buckwheat]
#14258626 - 04/08/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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buckwheat said: Weed+ benzos if i recal.
I put the food i was eating in the rolling paper instead of the herb.When i realized what i was dong and blurted it out me and my friend laughed for like 3 min.
 that actually sounds pretty hilarious.
I can't really remember the dumbest thing I've done high. Does being retarded count?
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14258680 - 04/08/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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One year, My fiends and I went to Panama City Fl. For my birthday. Well, J-ro was celebrating proper one night after most everyone else went to bed. He went and jumped in the pool with all of his clothes on, forgetting his wallet in his pocket. Anywho, soaked, he stumbles back to the hotel room, sticks his leather wallet in the microwave, turns it on and heads right back out the door. This thing is shooting sparks all over the place and catching fire. The smoke alarm is going off with a strobe light right over the bed, nobody in the room knows what the fuck is going on, luckily M was in the shower at the time and came rushing out buck naked with a wet towel. Unplugs the microwave and dowses flames with said towel. The phone rings with the front desk, J-ro sees the flash of the strobe light and runs back to the room to find out what happened, oblivious to the fact that he stumbled back to the room. I handled the phone and took a pretty hard fall trying to take out the fucking strobe light. We were all pretty pissed at J-ro needless to say, though we forgave him the next morning. That was the last weekend I ever ate xanax and drank heavily.
Disaster averted..
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