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Phychotron
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I have a plan to make it rich.
#14258505 - 04/08/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Miniaturize and domesticate giraffes. think about it, who wouldn't want a 2' tall giraffe cruising around the house?
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badchad
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Phychotron]
#14258514 - 04/08/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You saw the commercial too?
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Phychotron
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: badchad]
#14258521 - 04/08/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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no, i saw a baby giraffe photo and had the idea. I just watched the comercial online, i don't have tv.
but seriously though, what's it gonna take to get this going?
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badchad
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Phychotron]
#14258528 - 04/08/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Probably a lot. Seeing as how it probably took millions of years of evolution to get giraffes that big in the first place.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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twighead
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Phychotron]
#14258584 - 04/08/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Perhaps all it would take is pinpointing a sort of 'dwarfism' gene in giraffes and selectively breeding/genetically engineering for it. Not very easy
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mellowparty
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: badchad]
#14258587 - 04/08/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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nothing a bit of genetic engineering wont fix
just knockdown the growth hormone (or gh receptor) gene and shit will stay tiny and short 
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frith
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty] 2
#14258629 - 04/08/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i have a much easier plan to get rich..
no wife. no kids.
ill be a millionaire.
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mellowparty
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
#14258643 - 04/08/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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No you won't, unless you change that sig of yours   
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shroomie_glen
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
#14258667 - 04/08/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yo i got a WAAAAy better plan....
WE throw a haunted house right? But when people come in this haunted house they realize its also a condominium! -like in Hilton Head So they shell out big bux for this condominium and we use the money To buy MORE psychdelic mushrooms YA DIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????

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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.
Edited by shroomie_glen (04/08/11 01:54 PM)
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shroomie_glen
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WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
#14258693 - 04/08/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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frith said: i have a much easier plan to get rich..
no wife. no kids.
ill be a millionaire.
That's my plan as well.
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mellowparty
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shroomie_glen said: WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?
You arent very good at this intrawebz thang, are you
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shroomie_glen
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
#14258744 - 04/08/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can someone tell me how to do it then? I copyed the url from the google image, and put it in the image post thing above the post box... to no avail...
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shroomie_glen
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uh huh
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shroomie_glen
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
#14258754 - 04/08/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I did this one the EXACT way i did all the others.... they just didnt work...and
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mellowparty said:
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shroomie_glen said: WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?
You arent very good at this intrawebz thang, are you 
No, i am not.
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mellowparty
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doesn't matter, I suck too but I trick others into thinking that I dont
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shroomie_glen said: WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?
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Samuel L Jackson
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: badchad]
#14258867 - 04/08/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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badchad said: You saw the commercial too?
 thats what i thought too. but i'd buy one.
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JesusGoneRogue


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soo cute!
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masterfluffypants
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I WANT ONE NAO!!!
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JesusGoneRogue


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i wonder what giraffe tastes like.
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mellowparty
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frith
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
#14259146 - 04/08/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: No you won't, unless you change that sig of yours    
my sig changes daily. im just letting you know what day it is.
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
#14259231 - 04/08/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
#14259287 - 04/08/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd rather have a pet elephant. Small enough that he can come inside sometimes. But big enough that I could ride him around.
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SamuelLJackson said:

Steve buschemi lmfao duders: 
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shroomie_glen
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i would totally eat a giraffe given the chance. like without hesitation
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Samuel L Jackson
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is it fucked up that i would eat people given the chance?
i wouldnt kill someone and eat them. but if human steak was sold in the supermarket i would give it a try. and if i liked it i would continue eating it.
im dead serious too.
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JesusGoneRogue


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nah i'd eat it too if it was good
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mellowparty
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Meat is meat 
If it tastes better than animal meet then im in too
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
#14259637 - 04/08/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wonder what the choice cut on a human would be.
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14259651 - 04/08/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: I wonder what the choice cut on a human would be. 
it would probably be ribs, abs, or the muscles of the back (loins?)
they get the least work.
legs would probably be tough and chewy
arms would probably be tough and chewy, but not as tough and chewy.
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Phychotron
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14260718 - 04/08/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: I'd rather have a pet elephant. Small enough that he can come inside sometimes. But big enough that I could ride him around.
totally. i was thinking about getting a whole bunch of kick-a animals minuraturized. small zebra's, giraffes, elephants, then get some of those cats that are bred to look like lions and stuff. you could make your own mini africa habitat in your back yard.
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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
#14261478 - 04/09/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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frith said: i have a much easier plan to get rich..
no wife. no kids.
ill be a millionaire.
Cant go wrong with this plan
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shroomie_glen
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The breast meat of a voluptuous girl would probably be CHOICE.
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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said:
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ifoundwaldo said: I wonder what the choice cut on a human would be. 
it would probably be ribs, abs, or the muscles of the back (loins?)
they get the least work.
legs would probably be tough and chewy
arms would probably be tough and chewy, but not as tough and chewy.
Hannibal liked the cheeks.
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