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I have a plan to make it rich.
    #14258505 - 04/08/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Miniaturize and domesticate giraffes. think about it, who wouldn't want a 2' tall giraffe cruising around the house?


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Phychotron]
    #14258514 - 04/08/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You saw the commercial too?


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: badchad]
    #14258521 - 04/08/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

no, i saw a baby giraffe photo and had the idea. I just watched the comercial online, i don't have tv.

but seriously though, what's it gonna take to get this going?


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Phychotron]
    #14258528 - 04/08/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Probably a lot.  Seeing as how it probably took millions of years of evolution to get giraffes that big in the first place.


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Phychotron]
    #14258584 - 04/08/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Perhaps all it would take is pinpointing a sort of 'dwarfism' gene in giraffes and selectively breeding/genetically engineering for it. Not very easy :wink:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: badchad]
    #14258587 - 04/08/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

nothing a bit of genetic engineering wont fix

just knockdown the growth hormone (or gh receptor) gene and shit will stay tiny and short :minigun::dna:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty] * 2
    #14258629 - 04/08/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i have a much easier plan to get rich..

no wife. no kids.

ill be a millionaire.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
    #14258643 - 04/08/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No you won't, unless you change that sig of yours :zomgwtf::dudewtf::doublefacepalm::durrhurr:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14258667 - 04/08/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yo i got a WAAAAy better plan....

WE throw a haunted house right?
But when people come in this haunted house they realize its also a condominium! -like in Hilton Head
So they shell out big bux for this condominium and we use the money
To buy MORE psychdelic mushrooms
YA DIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14258676 - 04/08/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14258685 - 04/08/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
    #14258693 - 04/08/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

frith said:
i have a much easier plan to get rich..

no wife. no kids.

ill be a millionaire.





That's my plan as well. :chillin:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14258708 - 04/08/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?



You arent very good at this intrawebz thang, are you :redxrobot:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14258744 - 04/08/11 02:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Can someone tell me how to do it then?
I copyed the url from the google image, and put it in the image post thing above the post box...
to no avail...


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14258750 - 04/08/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

uh huh


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14258754 - 04/08/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I did this one the EXACT way i did all the others.... they just didnt work...and
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mellowparty said:
Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?



You arent very good at this intrawebz thang, are you :redxrobot:



No, i am not.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14258761 - 04/08/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy: doesn't matter, I suck too but I trick others into thinking that I dont :shoosh:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14258806 - 04/08/11 02:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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WTF? why cant i post a picture of mcpeepants?






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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: sunset_mission] * 1
    #14258819 - 04/08/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14258847 - 04/08/11 02:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: badchad]
    #14258867 - 04/08/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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You saw the commercial too?


:lolsy:
thats what i thought too. but i'd buy one.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14258889 - 04/08/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14258911 - 04/08/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:laugh2: soo cute!


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14259086 - 04/08/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I WANT ONE NAO!!!
:kingcrankey:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14259093 - 04/08/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:hmm: i wonder what giraffe tastes like.:tongue2:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14259125 - 04/08/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:Tastesgoodman:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14259146 - 04/08/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
No you won't, unless you change that sig of yours :zomgwtf::dudewtf::doublefacepalm::durrhurr:



my sig changes daily. im just letting you know what day it is. :smile:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
    #14259231 - 04/08/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:header: it is friday :tinfoil:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14259287 - 04/08/11 03:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd rather have a pet elephant. Small enough that he can come inside sometimes. But big enough that I could ride him around.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14259347 - 04/08/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:




Steve buschemi lmfao
duders: :wtf:
:lolsy:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14259352 - 04/08/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i would totally eat a giraffe given the chance.
like without hesitation


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14259356 - 04/08/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

is it fucked up that i would eat people given the chance?

i wouldnt kill someone and eat them. but if human steak was sold in the supermarket i would give it a try. and if i liked it i would continue eating it.

im dead serious too.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14259364 - 04/08/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

nah i'd eat it too if it was good :shrug:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14259370 - 04/08/11 03:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Meat is meat :shrug:

If it tastes better than animal meet then im in too :woot:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14259637 - 04/08/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wonder what the choice cut on a human would be.  :hmm:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14259651 - 04/08/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
I wonder what the choice cut on a human would be.  :hmm:




it would probably be ribs, abs, or the muscles of the back (loins?)

they get the least work.

legs would probably be tough and chewy

arms would probably be tough and chewy, but not as tough and chewy.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14260718 - 04/08/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I'd rather have a pet elephant. Small enough that he can come inside sometimes. But big enough that I could ride him around.




totally. i was thinking about getting a whole bunch of kick-a animals minuraturized. small zebra's, giraffes, elephants, then get some of those cats that are bred to look like lions and stuff.  you could make your own mini africa habitat in your back yard.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: frith]
    #14261478 - 04/09/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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frith said:
i have a much easier plan to get rich..

no wife. no kids.

ill be a millionaire.




Cant go wrong with this plan :yesnod2:


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14261493 - 04/09/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The breast meat of a voluptuous girl would probably be CHOICE.


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Re: I have a plan to make it rich. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14261533 - 04/09/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
I wonder what the choice cut on a human would be.  :hmm:




it would probably be ribs, abs, or the muscles of the back (loins?)

they get the least work.

legs would probably be tough and chewy

arms would probably be tough and chewy, but not as tough and chewy.





Hannibal liked the cheeks. :borat:


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