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Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote....
#14256930 - 04/08/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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For the win I will now share just ONE story about how I LOVE fucking with the cops.... many more to come.....
Seriously though, I have been solicited by someone that I KNEW was an undercover cop (She joined the PD right out of highschool, but didnt recognize me because I looked a lot different than I did in HS) and fucked with her until I was FORCIBLY removed from her presence by undercover cops that came and picked me up and carried me a block away.
It went EXACTLY like this: (I'm walking down ghetto assed street to my friends house with nothing to do but burn time) This obviously undercover cop (female that I recognised as a cop but didnt recognise me) says: "Hey Baby, how bout a date?" ME-"Okay, want to go to WEndy's, you buying?" (Undercover Prostitute U.P.) "NO, you know what I mean, a Date.... (licks lips)" ME- " Ooooooohhhhh okay.... Well, I'm walking to my friends house want to come with me?" U.P.- "How much you gonna give me?" ME- "For what?" U.P.-"Whatchu want?" ME- "HOw much for a nude modeling session?" U.P.-"No, I mean a blowjob, handjob, rimjob (proceeds to list off a litany of sexual favors along with prices) Any of that sound good? ME- "Hell NO.... I told you i just wanted a NUDE MODELING SESSION, no sex. But I can pay you to get naked and JUST model for me." U.P.-"No, I don't do that!" ME- "A second ago, YOU told me you would lick my butthole for money, WHICH i DON'T WANT........ But you wont just pose naked for me and earn cold cash???" (which is totally legal) U.P.- "No, I ain't doin that, if you don't want sex, then just move on...."
Now this is in broad daylight on a crowded ghetto block (2PM), there are probably like 20+ people within earshot.
ME-(shouting at TOP of my lungs capacity) "HEY EVERYBODY THIS SLUT WANTS TO LICK MY BUTTHOLE FOR MONEY, BUT I DON'T WANT HER TO..... SHE WON'T EVEN POSE NUDE FOR ME.... WHAT KIND GIRL WOULD DO THAT???? SEEEEEEEEMS LIKE A WHOLE LOT LESS WORK TO ME..... PLUS ITS LEGAL........"
At about this time, two dudes in flannel shirts with ballcaps and freshly grown facial hair, wearing t-shirts (obvious undercover cops) came and grabbed me by each arm and forcefully walked me to the edge of the block, and told me not to come back or they'd "mess me up"....
I and and all the way to my friends house.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14256934 - 04/08/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anytime I have spare time and aren't in violation of any laws, I fuck with the cops TO THE MAX. Mostly to waste taxpayers dollars/their time.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14256940 - 04/08/11 02:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This forum is obsessed with prostitutes tonight.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14256947 - 04/08/11 02:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well this post was in that other thread where I tried SOOOOOOO gotdamned hard to get that asian dude laid, then the other thread about the dude whose girlfriend started hooking got me motivated to turn this into its own full blown, legitimate thread!
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14256951 - 04/08/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
eris said: This forum is obsessed with prostitutes tonight.
It's getting warm out so the hookers are out on the prowl. There fucking everywhere man... 
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14256957 - 04/08/11 02:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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speaking of fucking with the cops, I drive a police car, u know the used one that is no longer in the force and sold on auction, ford crown vic police intercepter, it still has the spotlight and I added a push bumper on the front and I bought some "DIAL 911" stickers online to tape it on all sides and also a "Ticket or Click It" sticker on the back, and I also donated $30 in the DMV to get a Emergency license plate lol Cops have pulled me over numerous time but they got nothing on me. It's fun to drive and people would be scared of me and slow down and people keep staring at me lol
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14256985 - 04/08/11 02:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude i seriously just AND at the same time that is a hairless story. I mean hilarious.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14256991 - 04/08/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hey, I got no probs with it. Just an observation. Drunken hooker fucking, ftw. I could mess with a $30 crack hooker with the proper amount of alcohol.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257023 - 04/08/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah, I was REALLLLLLy sober when I fucked with this undercover dame pretending to be a hooker.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257028 - 04/08/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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but did your fellow female classmate cop finally find out you were her classmate in high school? damn I cant even sleep right now due to my thoughts about having sex for my first time.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14257029 - 04/08/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would have fucked anything that moved when I was 18 or younger.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257052 - 04/08/11 03:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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eris said: I would have fucked anything that moved when I was 18 or younger. 
I was so desperate you have no idea what I used to fuck. I used to drill hole in cucumber and then put some oil and microwave to warm it a bit and off I go, it feels ok. Then I fucked balloons, I used 4 balloons and fill them with warm water and place them to form a hole in the center then stick a plastic bag in it and use oil and that feels much better. Then the most fucked up thing I did was buying a can of spam and took the block of spam out and drill a hole in it and try to wack it away but it just crumbles and messy and I just threw them away, and that was the only fucked up thing I think I ever did in my life. then I just buy fleshlight, and I 've been thinking about those real doll that you get for like $4000, but too expensive
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14257056 - 04/08/11 03:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14257064 - 04/08/11 03:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That was good enough that I had to do a Google search to see if it was copypasta'd from somewhere else.
Nice job.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14257069 - 04/08/11 03:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahahaha, geez.
I remember the rubber glove with lotion and wrapped in tape/stuffed into something technique back when I was like 12, 13.. that's about as extravagant as I've really gone with it.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257076 - 04/08/11 03:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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eris said: Hahahaha, geez.
I remember the rubber glove with lotion and wrapped in tape/stuffed into something technique back when I was like 12, 13.. that's about as extravagant as I've really gone with it.
oh yea I did that too, the latex glove thing with blanket folding. Most of the time I just hump my folded blanket or my pillow or use hand
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14257088 - 04/08/11 03:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love the blatant honesty, not giving a fuck type attitude. 
You going to hit the 1000th post yet?
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14257089 - 04/08/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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There, now I'm about to break the next thousand too! 999, ftw
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257092 - 04/08/11 03:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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eris said: There, now I'm about to break the next thousand too! 999, ftw
1000th! Damn, I didn't notice it until u tell me about it. ur reaching the thousandth check point too! gotta go to bed now, too tired
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14257094 - 04/08/11 03:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think im close to 3000. im checking with this post.
....44 more to go
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14257096 - 04/08/11 03:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's all it is, double even 1000s. I'm taking a drink to that shit.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257098 - 04/08/11 03:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
eris said: I love the blatant honesty, not giving a fuck type attitude. 
if I got that "not giving a fuck attitude" toward girls then I probably got laid many times, not fearing rejection.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257100 - 04/08/11 03:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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eris said: That's all it is, double even 1000s. I'm taking a drink to that shit. 
damn, you joined in 1998, such a long time, time flies.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Plutonian]
#14257109 - 04/08/11 03:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha, yeah, and I guess I'm gonna end up one of those sick jokers with like 30k posts.. I used to laugh when I hit 10k finally, which took years - at ppl saying I'd have 20k eventually. I know I'm not quitting posting here until the site is dead, if it's here in 2020, I'll still be posting.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: eris]
#14257114 - 04/08/11 03:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah what a bunch of jokers
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Shroomism]
#14257132 - 04/08/11 04:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Me too man I'm up to like 25 posts per day for the last couple months, so I'm totally fucked for any type of social life... Im a total shroomery crackhead....
but my typing skills have improved immensely
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14257162 - 04/08/11 04:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got 4 posts per day average. Hahaha. Unreal. The average shows nothing close to my posting habits. I make 100s of posts per day sometimes, then I go up to 3 years with no posts.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: lil_demented]
#14257244 - 04/08/11 06:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
lil_demented said:
Quote:
eris said: This forum is obsessed with prostitutes tonight.
It's getting warm out so the hookers are out on the prowl. There fucking everywhere man... 

On a side note your sig is awesome.
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ME- "A second ago, YOU told me you would lick my butthole for money, WHICH i DON'T WANT........ But you wont just pose naked for me and earn cold cash???" (which is totally legal)
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: millzy]
#14257336 - 04/08/11 07:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hypotheticaly, couldn't one use that dialog to make sure they weren't picking up a cop?
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14257343 - 04/08/11 07:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This post is an anecdote and an anecdote.
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Edited by robbyberto (04/08/11 08:15 AM)
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: robbyberto]
#14257422 - 04/08/11 08:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My other thought on this is how is that even remotely legal for cops to do that? I mean posing as a customer is understandable, but isn't the definition of entrapment something like "luring someone to do something illegal that they weren't likely to do otherwise"? You told her no but she still kept trying to convince you... I'd also be pretty pissed about getting dragged off and threatened.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shadowplay]
#14257751 - 04/08/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good call on informing the block of that police-ho.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Humility]
#14258615 - 04/08/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude, this was down in north carolina, usa, and the cops where I was livin' are notoriously dirty as hell.
Yes, My lawyer friend told me how do discern if a streetwalker is a cop every time. Its all about the nude modeling. trust me.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14258848 - 04/08/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Very savvy, very savvy indeed.
Entrapment is fucking retarded though. Arresting someone for a crime you helped them commit.
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Re: Undercover Cop Prostitute anecdote.... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14258853 - 04/08/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They've deemed the sexual act and payment portion as the crime, soliciting sex is fine though.
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