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Edited by Plutonian (04/13/11 03:33 PM)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
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I know you can get chlamydia from giving oral sex.

If you don't mention anything about sex for money you shouldn't be able to get busted.
Always steer the conversation to paying for companionship. Never mention you want sex.

It's a iffy situation. I suggest you try to find a real girl on craiglist personal ads or something. If you really just want companionship then you don't want an escort, you want a relationship.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: lil_demented]
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This sounds like a topic for this thread:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14255279

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: 4HO-DMT]
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ason for deletion: none

Edited by Plutonian (04/13/11 03:33 PM)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4HO-DMT]
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dont ask for the sex
but whilst having sex ask sarcastically "how much does THIS cost?"
shell have to tell you if shes chargin
and its in no way an admission of guilt because its not what you payed for
bada bing
bada boom


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: scrantonstrangler]
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you should definately make posts on this thread as you fuck the daylights out of her


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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad ~ Jack Handey

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
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Tell her you want to take her on a date.

Meet her at a restaurant, eat and talk. See if your into her.
You might start talking to her and decide you don't wanna do this. :shrug:

Dunno man, I've never messed around with an escort. Not gonna say I haven't considered it.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4HO-DMT]
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You might regret it, man. =/

Punish the bishop, then get yourself a girl who hasn't been around the block as many times, probably have less chance of getting a disease. Plus you keep your dignity.

And don't give any crap about not being able to get a girl, cuse that's not true.

I don't encourage any of this, but it's all about damage control now. <3


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"Estranged, bastard I am
Never had the reasons why
God has taken me in
Healed my wounds, loved me in my sin"
-Living Sacrifice

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4HO-DMT] * 1
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Here are a few foolproof tips....
Call the slut up and ask her to do some (and use this phrase word for word)
"nude modeling"
If she won't do it then shes a cop.
If she will, then shes a slut like the rest of the escorts and shes DTF.

When she gets to your house, ask her how much the "NUDE MODELING"
session is going to cost.

After the price is debated (this is where those haggling skills come in handy),
get her naked and proceed to fuck the shit out of her, then give her the money that you two agreed upon.

Seriously this method is foolproof.

LEgally here is why.....
You never agreed for sex, EVER..... if she asks for sex in ANY way, say
(AND USE THIS WORD FOR WORD)
"I don't want sex, I just wan't some nude modeling"

If She's a cop, she WILL NOT GET NAKED.  COPS are NOT whores, and don't like getting naked in front of strangers. They prolly got husbands or BFs and shit.
If shes a whore, she WILL get naked, and will fuck you  WITHOUT  THE NEED TO SAY THE WORDS: "I want 200$ for vaginal sex"(which would be illegal)

Just be very careful what you say and you wont get busted.


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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: lil_demented]
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Edited by Plutonian (04/13/11 03:33 PM)

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Revolutionst]
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Revolutionst said:
You might regret it, man. =/

Punish the bishop, then get yourself a girl who hasn't been around the block as many times, probably have less chance of getting a disease. Plus you keep your dignity.

And don't give any crap about not being able to get a girl, cuse that's not true.

I don't encourage any of this, but it's all about damage control now. <3


Yep, what he says.  Watch some filthy porn and sneeze your penis.  If you go the escort route, it is a decision that you will have to live with for the rest of your life.  Hookerish loss of virginity? No thanks.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
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candidguy said:
I'll definitely get this thread updated if I actually get her to come to my place, I mean this should be very special for me, I'm still a virgin and I gotta experience it.
I know I gotta use a condom but can I just do a few strokes in and out of her without the condom to experience the full pleasure? then put the condom back on? would I catch anything if she got like hiv or aids?


Don't bare back it with a hooker.  The consequences are to vile.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
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candidguy said:
I'll definitely get this thread updated if I actually get her to come to my place, I mean this should be very special for me, I'm still a virgin and I gotta experience it.
I know I gotta use a condom but can I just do a few strokes in and out of her without the condom to experience the full pleasure? then put the condom back on? would I catch anything if she got like hiv or aids?


Yes you can. Even if you don't cum inside her you can still get an STD. Its all about the diseased fluid getting inside the hold in the end of yo dick.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
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fuck her raw and cum in her eyes. :shoosh:

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
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This is your safest best if you wanna hit it raw.


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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
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moufs can transmit herpes (both kinds!), too.

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: lil_demented]
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whatever happened to that one dude who hooked up on craigslist?


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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You mean the guy who made the thread about it?
Wasn't that Doc_T?

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