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Plutonian
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#14256534 - 04/08/11 12:11 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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lil_demented
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14256556 - 04/08/11 12:16 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know you can get chlamydia from giving oral sex.
If you don't mention anything about sex for money you shouldn't be able to get busted. Always steer the conversation to paying for companionship. Never mention you want sex.
It's a iffy situation. I suggest you try to find a real girl on craiglist personal ads or something. If you really just want companionship then you don't want an escort, you want a relationship.
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Plutonian
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14256577 - 04/08/11 12:20 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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just me
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14256584 - 04/08/11 12:21 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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dont ask for the sex but whilst having sex ask sarcastically "how much does THIS cost?" shell have to tell you if shes chargin and its in no way an admission of guilt because its not what you payed for bada bing bada boom
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scrantonstrangler
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clown133
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you should definately make posts on this thread as you fuck the daylights out of her
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lil_demented
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14256595 - 04/08/11 12:25 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tell her you want to take her on a date.
Meet her at a restaurant, eat and talk. See if your into her. You might start talking to her and decide you don't wanna do this. 
Dunno man, I've never messed around with an escort. Not gonna say I haven't considered it.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14256597 - 04/08/11 12:25 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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You might regret it, man. =/
Punish the bishop, then get yourself a girl who hasn't been around the block as many times, probably have less chance of getting a disease. Plus you keep your dignity.
And don't give any crap about not being able to get a girl, cuse that's not true.
I don't encourage any of this, but it's all about damage control now. <3
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shroomie_glen
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: 4HO-DMT] 1
#14256604 - 04/08/11 12:28 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Here are a few foolproof tips.... Call the slut up and ask her to do some (and use this phrase word for word) "nude modeling" If she won't do it then shes a cop. If she will, then shes a slut like the rest of the escorts and shes DTF.
When she gets to your house, ask her how much the "NUDE MODELING" session is going to cost.
After the price is debated (this is where those haggling skills come in handy), get her naked and proceed to fuck the shit out of her, then give her the money that you two agreed upon.
Seriously this method is foolproof.
LEgally here is why..... You never agreed for sex, EVER..... if she asks for sex in ANY way, say (AND USE THIS WORD FOR WORD) "I don't want sex, I just wan't some nude modeling"
If She's a cop, she WILL NOT GET NAKED. COPS are NOT whores, and don't like getting naked in front of strangers. They prolly got husbands or BFs and shit. If shes a whore, she WILL get naked, and will fuck you WITHOUT THE NEED TO SAY THE WORDS: "I want 200$ for vaginal sex"(which would be illegal)
Just be very careful what you say and you wont get busted.
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Plutonian
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: lil_demented]
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4HO-DMT


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Quote:
Revolutionst said: You might regret it, man. =/
Punish the bishop, then get yourself a girl who hasn't been around the block as many times, probably have less chance of getting a disease. Plus you keep your dignity.
And don't give any crap about not being able to get a girl, cuse that's not true.
I don't encourage any of this, but it's all about damage control now. <3
Yep, what he says. Watch some filthy porn and sneeze your penis. If you go the escort route, it is a decision that you will have to live with for the rest of your life. Hookerish loss of virginity? No thanks.
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14256620 - 04/08/11 12:32 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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candidguy said: I'll definitely get this thread updated if I actually get her to come to my place, I mean this should be very special for me, I'm still a virgin and I gotta experience it. I know I gotta use a condom but can I just do a few strokes in and out of her without the condom to experience the full pleasure? then put the condom back on? would I catch anything if she got like hiv or aids?
Don't bare back it with a hooker. The consequences are to vile.
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Plutonian
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Re: About to call an escort *DELETED* [Re: shroomie_glen]
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lil_demented
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14256640 - 04/08/11 12:36 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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candidguy said: I'll definitely get this thread updated if I actually get her to come to my place, I mean this should be very special for me, I'm still a virgin and I gotta experience it. I know I gotta use a condom but can I just do a few strokes in and out of her without the condom to experience the full pleasure? then put the condom back on? would I catch anything if she got like hiv or aids?
Yes you can. Even if you don't cum inside her you can still get an STD. Its all about the diseased fluid getting inside the hold in the end of yo dick.
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jvm
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: Plutonian]
#14256652 - 04/08/11 12:39 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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fuck her raw and cum in her eyes.
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lil_demented
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
#14256659 - 04/08/11 12:41 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is your safest best if you wanna hit it raw.
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Me_Roy
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Re: About to call an escort [Re: jvm]
#14256660 - 04/08/11 12:41 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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moufs can transmit herpes (both kinds!), too.
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Larrythescaryrex
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whatever happened to that one dude who hooked up on craigslist?
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lil_demented
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You mean the guy who made the thread about it? Wasn't that Doc_T?
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