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OfflineCherk
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you know what is great
    #14256314 - 04/07/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

about sleeping with 7 women

at some point their friends call you

and you are sleeping with 8 women

or soon to be 8

come over sarah

I LOVE YOU


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE


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Re: you know what is great [Re: Cherk]
    #14256342 - 04/07/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm sorry to be that guy, but I'm gonna need some pictures. :whacker:


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Re: you know what is great [Re: Cherk]
    #14256461 - 04/07/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

cherokee said:
Let me impress the guys in the pub by making up some
sensational story that makes up for the fact i got drunk and
high with a gay guy who expressed interest in fucking me at 5am
and pretending like i didn't let it happen








damn dude!


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Re: you know what is great [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14256516 - 04/08/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ummmmmmmm
Well I was strokin in the corner while he was effing sarah, and yes, his E-penis is huge.
he ate way too many molly wafers and eventually his E-tarded E-penis exploded mid thrust.
All the While I facepalmed with one hand, finished stroking with the other, and got the fuck out that motel 6 room with da quickness...
naaaaaw meeeen.


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No. No, man. Shit, no man.  I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.


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Re: you know what is great [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14256566 - 04/08/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

can a nigga get a hell yeah??
:scumbagsteve:


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InvisibleAlec_Baldwin
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Re: you know what is great [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14256568 - 04/08/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DeliciousVinyl said:
Quote:

cherokee said:
Let me impress the guys in the pub by making up some
sensational story that makes up for the fact i got drunk and
high with a gay guy who expressed interest in fucking me at 5am
and pretending like i didn't let it happen










That's not what he said.


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Tune in, Freak out, Get Beaten.


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Re: you know what is great [Re: Alec_Baldwin]
    #14256583 - 04/08/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Alec_Baldwin said:
Quote:

DeliciousVinyl said:
Quote:

cherokee said:
Let me impress the guys in the pub by making up some
sensational story that makes up for the fact i got drunk and
high with a gay guy who expressed interest in fucking me at 5am
and pretending like i didn't let it happen










That's not what he said.




It was really close though.


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OfflineDeliciousVinyl
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Re: you know what is great [Re: lil_demented]
    #14256610 - 04/08/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
Quote:

Alec_Baldwin said:
Quote:

DeliciousVinyl said:
Quote:

cherokee said:
Let me impress the guys in the pub by making up some
sensational story that makes up for the fact i got drunk and
high with a gay guy who expressed interest in fucking me at 5am
and pretending like i didn't let it happen










That's not what he said.




It was really close though.



:awelol:


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InvisibleAlec_Baldwin
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Re: you know what is great [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14256646 - 04/08/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:uhno:


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