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Anonymous #1

Getting laid on the 1st date?
    #14256297 - 04/07/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

How do you do it?  Give me some creative ideas on how it can be accomplished. Realistic only please.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14256322 - 04/07/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I've had the best luck by taking them for a walk in the park.
Baby ducks, man. Gets 'em all worked up. I have no idea why.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14256334 - 04/07/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When you walk by the homeless guy, give him a $5 bill. Then explain that everyone hits bumps in the road of life, and you can afford to help out every once in awhile.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #14256354 - 04/07/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I like those responses and I can see them working.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14257211 - 04/08/11 06:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
How do you do it?  Give me some creative ideas on how it can be accomplished. Realistic only please.




Date your sister.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #14257217 - 04/08/11 06:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wierdoooooooooooooooooo.

Candyflip them and bullshit around tantra :laugh: :heart:.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14257226 - 04/08/11 06:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If they put out on the first date....RUN.
That being said just do it.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14257265 - 04/08/11 06:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Tell her you love her.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: the_drummer]
    #14257324 - 04/08/11 07:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's not that hard. Just get her alone with you in private.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: mindbentempire]
    #14257339 - 04/08/11 07:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yah, other dudes and girls will try to cockblock you like it's their mission...getting her alone is essential.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14258175 - 04/08/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if you can make out with her then you can get her in your bed. being a good kisser will get you far. the testosterone in your saliva will make her horny. then while your kissing her, you can slowly start to carress her. first her shoulders, arms and hips. work your way down her chest. if she responds postively to you feeling on her breasts than your doin great, and can eventually work your way down south. pay attention to her clit. if her pants come off, you're in :super:

pro tip: when your making out, put your hand to her face and cup her cheek in your palm meaningfully. it's very passionate and she'll melt.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14258216 - 04/08/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Most girls don't put out on the first date.

And i wouldn't date a chick who does. Too easy.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14258244 - 04/08/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Most girls don't put out on the first date.

And i wouldn't date a chick who does. Too easy.



it's not about her being easy. when you place a girl into a truly euphoric state, her inhibitions are lowered.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14258251 - 04/08/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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it's not about her being easy. when you place a girl into a truly euphoric state, her inhibitions are lowered.




This will work on some girls. But many girls will never go for this.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14258273 - 04/08/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah maybe a prude whose complety out of tune with her sexual self and is to scared to let herself get to that state.

what are you posting anon for anyways. if you're a member here just post regularly, and if your not then sign up.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14258312 - 04/08/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Helps if you feed her something. Preferably while her pupils are dilated.
This is why candlelight dinners are so effective.
Ok to feed her with a fork, but fingers are better. Touch her lips with your fingers accidentally- don't linger.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14258752 - 04/08/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It also helps to be fluent in basic hypnotic suggestion. The way you put things in everyday language can affect the outcome of a conversation. Or even the path of action one takes afterwards.

Most girls like a guy that is masculine that can be sensitive as well. You can be a stud and still show her "baby ducks". Haha


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Microppose]
    #14258779 - 04/08/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just smoke some marijuana with the girl


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Microppose]
    #14258785 - 04/08/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, it's just like you say, rugged outdoorsman takes her to some distant wild place... to see ducklings. It works.


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Re: Getting laid on the 1st date? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14258859 - 04/08/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:goose:


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