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masterfluffypants
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Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high?
#14255279 - 04/07/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The stupidest thing ive probably done while high is put my iphone in the freezer and accidently left it in there for a few days. It didnt work so good afterwards
As far as saying something stupid, i was blown off of bud cupcakes once and looked in the mirror back when i had braces and started freaking out because i thought "my teeth were chained together" 
Whats yours?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14255350 - 04/07/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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On the 4th of July a few years back, I threw a smoke bomb during the grand finale of fireworks. It landed on a couple's blanket and they flipped SHIT. 
They didn't know who did it, but I was paranoid as fuck, because if a cop had seen that, I could have gotten in some DEEP shit.
Stupid teens.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14255360 - 04/07/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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put a dmt extraction jar full of mhrb/lye/water/naptha in the oven 
next day it exploded    \
-------------------- smack a hoe out this dimension continue my ascension -bhad bhabie rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, zappaisgod, big worm (sketch), tim b
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Envix]
#14255396 - 04/07/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Envix said: put a dmt extraction jar full of mhrb/lye/water/naptha in the oven 
next day it exploded    \
lul u dum
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Connor4050]
#14255500 - 04/07/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- smack a hoe out this dimension continue my ascension -bhad bhabie rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, zappaisgod, big worm (sketch), tim b
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Connor4050]
#14255506 - 04/07/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Evaporating alcohol off of hash oil with a gas stove burner. The fire ball ignited right in time for a friend to walk in to witness me and my other friend losing our eye brows..
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: RedSnapper]
#14255516 - 04/07/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anyone who abuses opiates knows that you say the most RANDOM shit coming out of an opiate nod.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14255607 - 04/07/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've done the cell phone in the freezer thing too, but it was only overnight. Though I did spend a couple of hours looking for it the next day and found it by accident. That was a few years ago, and I don't remember what I was on.
Just a couple weeks ago, I had to walk a couple of miles home from a small festival in City Park after losing my bicycle that was chained to the fence right in front of my face. That involved 2g's of shrooms, 9g's of kratom and enormous quantities of alcohol.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Yacub]
#14255617 - 04/07/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why are you guys putting your cell phones in freezers???
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: biff] 1
#14255677 - 04/07/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah i did the cell phone freezer thing also... took a frozen dinner out of the freezer and set it on the counter. put my cell phone in the freezer. i felt really stupid needless to say
alright i didnt really do that. 
i can handle my shit when im fucked up usually i cant really remember doing anything particularly embarassing, as i'm pretty socially awesome. even while playing with shapes i didnt know existed in the 7th dimention.
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Edited by The Boat (04/07/11 09:12 PM)
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: The Boat]
#14255687 - 04/07/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahahaha i was stoned and too busy singing to realize i had put my phone in the freezer. I had lost it for like 3-4 days and i found it while getting juice out of the freezer
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14255798 - 04/07/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Spent the last of my money on more drugs then smoked all my ciggs. It was 7 days till my next paycheck. I was mad at myself the next day and ended up having to borrow money to get by god damn cocaine. I hate that bitch. Bad part is, that has happened more than once.
Another thing I've done numerous times while high, stashed my sack. Then forgot where I put it. Then I spend the next day searching for it while pissed.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: lil_demented]
#14255848 - 04/07/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i climbed a 20 ft rope over a waterfall using my toes and cut up my feet.
when i got to the top of the rope i couldnt even climb up the log it was tied on to cause it was too fucking big.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Salomon]
#14256229 - 04/07/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ive put my phone and remote in refrigerator a bunch of times. if i do 2 task at once while really baked i sometimes get them mixed up. (for ex. if i am bringing my weed to the living room and some trash to the bin, i might throw the trash on the coffee table and the weed in the trash)
good thing i dont take xanex anymore, i probably spent more time trying to find things on bars then all of my other bar activities times combined.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Pilz]
#14256260 - 04/07/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gotten super paranoid and stashed all my drugs in really hard to find places, which I then can't remember when I am sober. It took me forever to find most of my stash, still some missing.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Aser]
#14256332 - 04/07/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Aser said: Gotten super paranoid and stashed all my drugs in really hard to find places, which I then can't remember when I am sober. It took me forever to find most of my stash, still some missing.
I bought 30 zanny footballs, ate 5 of them and gave my boy a few too, then stashed the rest in my car. Then I forgot I even had any left. The next day I remember I hadn't eaten them all.
I accused a guy I was hanging out with of stealing them. He got all pissed at me and I stopped talking to him cause I figured he was shady.
3 weeks later I bought some weed and stashed it in my car to drive it to the house. When I got home and pulled out my sack of weed, the zanny's fell onto the floorboard.
I felt so bad, I called the guy and apologized, then gave him 5 of the zanny's for free. We never became friends again after that though.
I felt like the biggest douche bag ever. Biggest dick move ever.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: lil_demented]
#14256366 - 04/07/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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One time I insanely burst out of an akward tripping silence: "If you beat your wife, she'll respect you more!" It didn't help that I said it VERY loudly.... And I don't even condone domestic violence ....
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: shroomie_glen] 2
#14256368 - 04/07/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Seriously though, i would NEVER hit a woman, I don't know where that came from....
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14256374 - 04/07/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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stupidest thing ive done or said is not being able to say anything or hold a conversation.
wel its like....
um....
yeah
i dunno....
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14256529 - 04/08/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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One of the first times I smoked I tried to make popcorn with a hot-air popper. It had never been used before and when I was trying to figure out how to use it I came to the conclusion that due to the fact it was an old model I had to take it apart and re-assemble it before it would work. I found a screw driver and started taking it apart and I realised something. I just had it upside down.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: RedSnapper]
#14256555 - 04/08/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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RedSnapper said: Evaporating alcohol off of hash oil with a gas stove burner. The fire ball ignited right in time for a friend to walk in to witness me and my other friend losing our eye brows..
I was cleaning a surface for spore injection at my old apartment when by some freak occurrence of physics, my friend lightly knicking into a incense stick burning on top of the fridge flicked it down 5 feet and landed it on the alcohol counter lighting it.. but I also had vermiculite sitting on the counter so I just poured vermiculite all over the counters and it put out the fire nicely unluckily... I had carpet in my kitchen so it was a fucking bitch to clean up.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: twighead]
#14256628 - 04/08/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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thought i was going blind in one eye. i looked in the mirror stoned and saw a little gray over my iris/pupil, was just gray light reflecting.
Edited by jvm (04/08/11 12:36 AM)
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14256676 - 04/08/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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shroomie_glen said: One time I insanely burst out of an akward tripping silence: "If you beat your wife, she'll respect you more!" It didn't help that I said it VERY loudly.... And I don't even condone domestic violence ....
This made me laugh -- just for the sheer absurdity of stating something like that, of course.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Me_Roy]
#14257016 - 04/08/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh i've said some pretty fucking stupid shit.
some times i've said shit that right after i would think about (about the time where everyone else is thinking about it to) and realize that it was completely opposite of how i feel.
the worst is not being able to form coherent sentences.
i do remember tripping one time explaining god knows what to my friend and having him look at me dumbfounded afterwards and say, "what?" and then thinking about it just to reply, "i have no idea what i just said... but it ruled."
-------------------- I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14257868 - 04/08/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol i hate that shit,
friends try to say something to me and i say like 2 words and
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: beachedjesus] 1
#14258272 - 04/08/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I remember this one time while tripping acid in my living room i started walking to the bathroom to get something, then remembered that i first needed to go to the kitchen, so while walking to the kitchen i remembered that in order to go to the kitchen, i need to get something from my room, so then while walking to my room i remembered that in order to get that thing from my room, i first needed to get what i originally intended to get from the bathroom. I was stuck in an endless loop for like 20 minutes before i realized how much i was trippinng
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14258377 - 04/08/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do not flush before smoking. (this is more of a in the process of getting stoned)
I had decided I was going to take a dump and have a couple one timers being there is an exhaust fan on an amtrack train. I dropped the deuce, washed up, then started packing my hitter and immediately dropped it right into the toilet.
I know what you are thinking....uh oh it fell into the tank...nope a turd stopped it from going in the tank. I recovered it washed and sanitized, then blazed.
Hows that for studpid
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14258401 - 04/08/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Weed+ benzos if i recal.
I put the food i was eating in the rolling paper instead of the herb.When i realized what i was dong and blurted it out me and my friend laughed for like 3 min.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: buckwheat]
#14258547 - 04/08/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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:feelsshittyman:
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: buckwheat]
#14258626 - 04/08/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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buckwheat said: Weed+ benzos if i recal.
I put the food i was eating in the rolling paper instead of the herb.When i realized what i was dong and blurted it out me and my friend laughed for like 3 min.
 that actually sounds pretty hilarious.
I can't really remember the dumbest thing I've done high. Does being retarded count?
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've done/said while high? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14258680 - 04/08/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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One year, My fiends and I went to Panama City Fl. For my birthday. Well, J-ro was celebrating proper one night after most everyone else went to bed. He went and jumped in the pool with all of his clothes on, forgetting his wallet in his pocket. Anywho, soaked, he stumbles back to the hotel room, sticks his leather wallet in the microwave, turns it on and heads right back out the door. This thing is shooting sparks all over the place and catching fire. The smoke alarm is going off with a strobe light right over the bed, nobody in the room knows what the fuck is going on, luckily M was in the shower at the time and came rushing out buck naked with a wet towel. Unplugs the microwave and dowses flames with said towel. The phone rings with the front desk, J-ro sees the flash of the strobe light and runs back to the room to find out what happened, oblivious to the fact that he stumbled back to the room. I handled the phone and took a pretty hard fall trying to take out the fucking strobe light. We were all pretty pissed at J-ro needless to say, though we forgave him the next morning. That was the last weekend I ever ate xanax and drank heavily.
Disaster averted..
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