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Psychoslut
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How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA?
#14251732 - 04/07/11 06:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im honestly bored as hell and would like to put some zip ties on some fools for swimming such a nasty river.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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dutchmasterr
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Psychoslut]
#14251824 - 04/07/11 07:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuck you.. for trying to ruin someone's life. you don't own the U.S. so why the fuck does it matter for you if people come here? FUCK YOUUUUUUU. Get a real fucking job.
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Samuel L Jackson
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: dutchmasterr]
#14251826 - 04/07/11 07:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you just got trolled.
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dutchmasterr
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#14251831 - 04/07/11 07:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it's cool.. I don't live on the internet. but I have seen some wild shit where people are completely honest and true online while saying some crazy shit. It was plausible.
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Doc_T
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Psychoslut]
#14251845 - 04/07/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Serious answer: if you speak spanish, have a clean background and can pass a drug test, go for it. College is a plus.
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Psychoslut
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: dutchmasterr]
#14251857 - 04/07/11 07:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wouldn't be doing anything wrong at all. Im sure part of the job duty is teaching them how to become a citizen legally. I wouldn't ever do anything I feel is immoral.
If they would of got a copy of the Constitution and a history book instead of green and yellow shoes they could of passed the test to get in the real way. Thats how I feel about it.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Psychoslut
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Doc_T]
#14251909 - 04/07/11 07:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Doc_T said: Serious answer: if you speak spanish, have a clean background and can pass a drug test, go for it. College is a plus.
I speak spanish, can pass a drug test, and have enough college that allot of jobs let me in somewhere entry level.
I think I can do it. My Spanglish is a bit off because Im not in with the cool slang crowed yet.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Psychoslut]
#14252077 - 04/07/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You'll certainly touch up your slang and colloquialisms after you're hired. But I suspect you need high-level initial skills unless you have some other outstanding attribute. And like any other job I'm sure computer skills, phone personality, dressing and smelling nice all help too.
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Psychoslut
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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Doc_T]
#14252142 - 04/07/11 09:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I call bs. Almost every job Ive ever got they hired me because I showed up in tore up work pants, my three year old boots that smell like rotten corn and fermented cow shit.
Show up to a real job looking like that and they might not give you time to pass a drug test.
But this might be a better job than that so Ill throw on a button up and wal mart cologne.
I used to do technical support work for internet satellite installers, if I can keep those assholes calm I can do anything on the phone.
When they get mad about burnt up cheap Chinese transceivers I just remind them how awesome beer and pussy is and they relax.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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