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How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA?
    #14251732 - 04/07/11 06:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Im honestly bored as hell and would like to put some zip ties on some fools for swimming such a nasty river.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14251824 - 04/07/11 07:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

fuck you.. for trying to ruin someone's life. you don't own the U.S. so why the fuck does it matter for you if people come here? FUCK YOUUUUUUU. Get a real fucking job.

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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: dutchmasterr]
    #14251826 - 04/07/11 07:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you just got trolled. :lol:


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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14251831 - 04/07/11 07:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it's cool.. I don't live on the internet. but I have seen some wild shit where people are completely honest and true online while saying some crazy shit. It was plausible.

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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14251845 - 04/07/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Serious answer: if you speak spanish, have a clean background and can pass a drug test, go for it. College is a plus.


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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: dutchmasterr]
    #14251857 - 04/07/11 07:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I wouldn't be doing anything wrong at all. Im sure part of the job duty is teaching them how to become a citizen legally.
I wouldn't ever do anything I feel is immoral.


If they would of got a copy of the Constitution and a history book instead of green and yellow shoes they could of passed the test to get in the real way. Thats how I feel about it.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14251909 - 04/07/11 07:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Serious answer: if you speak spanish, have a clean background and can pass a drug test, go for it. College is a plus.




I speak spanish, can pass a drug test, and have enough college that allot of jobs let me in somewhere entry level.

I think I can do it. My Spanglish is a bit off because Im not in with the cool slang crowed yet.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14252077 - 04/07/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You'll certainly touch up your slang and colloquialisms after you're hired.
But I suspect you need high-level initial skills unless you have some other outstanding attribute.
And like any other job I'm sure computer skills, phone personality, dressing and smelling nice all help too.


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Re: How hard is it to get a border patrol job in TX, AZ, NM, CA? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14252142 - 04/07/11 09:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I call bs. Almost every job Ive ever got they hired me because I showed up in tore up work pants, my three year old boots that smell like rotten corn and fermented cow shit.

Show up to a real job looking like that and they might not give you time to pass a drug test.

But this might be a better job than that so Ill throw on a button up and wal mart cologne.

I used to do technical support work for internet satellite installers, if I can keep those assholes calm I can do anything on the phone.

When they get mad about burnt up cheap Chinese transceivers I just remind them how awesome beer and pussy is and they relax.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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