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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251248 - 04/07/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

or for garnishing drinks, but I prefer those little onions.


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14251256 - 04/07/11 02:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Who the hell garnishes drinks? Even the high class bitches from around my town would pull out the garnish and throw it on the table and call the bartender/waiter a homo.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14251267 - 04/07/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What town do you live in?


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251276 - 04/07/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hobotown


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251278 - 04/07/11 02:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A Tom Collins just doesn't taste right without a sprig of mint.


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251292 - 04/07/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Humanwine said:
What town do you live in?





I dont claim any city. Im from out in the county, somewhere between chicago, stl, and Indianapolis.

But if any lady from anywhere around here is trying to drink, you better keep the dumb shit out of her drink because rocks, and fruits do nothing but slow her down.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Shroomism]
    #14251300 - 04/07/11 02:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

mmmm .. olive spread.

that being said, i cannot put olive spread on everything. sriracha on the other hand ... i put that shit on almost everything i eat.


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14251304 - 04/07/11 02:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This shit better be good for real this time. Everytime I try something from the pub I puke my guts out and wish it was a two week old deer carcass I found after a long long tracking session.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14251305 - 04/07/11 02:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251310 - 04/07/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I put ketchup on everything.

Out of sriracha,have some Franks though.

Also,curry ketchup but I'm only giving it a trial run.


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251312 - 04/07/11 02:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you should buy that poster for me.  :yesnod:


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14251324 - 04/07/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh ok I know what you are all talking about. This chick I used to fuck made me some asian food with that stuff on it.

She was Asian, or Thai or philipino. I didn't pay much attention, she could cook and had a pussy so she passed the test.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14251332 - 04/07/11 02:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Cock sauce or Tapatio :thumbup:


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14251334 - 04/07/11 02:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

*Filipino


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14251341 - 04/07/11 02:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

oh ok, so Filipino chicks use the stuff in the red bottle like american chicks put ketchup on everything.

Hey baby got some ketchup on the meatloaf

sure do

how about the fried potatos

sure do

any ketchup on the corn bread

you know it

Fuck ketchup, white bitches quit using it so much or get flipped on.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

Edited by Psychoslut (04/07/11 02:52 AM)

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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #14251344 - 04/07/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

LloydChristmas said:








:bigyesnod:


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14251430 - 04/07/11 03:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

17oz. WHY?


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251454 - 04/07/11 03:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

because if you put an oz of it on everything you eat you will get 17 meals out of it!


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14251462 - 04/07/11 03:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:smbfacepalm:


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Re: "I put that shit on everything." [Re: Humanwine]
    #14251467 - 04/07/11 03:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i blame an overuse of booze and drugs.


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