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OfflinejivJaN
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God damn BOT.
    #14248827 - 04/06/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

http://cleverbot.com/

The point is to get it to admit being a robot.
I tried but i lost my patience.


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I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
    #14248972 - 04/06/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I win.

Quote:


User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Have you ever thought about where you came from?
Cleverbot: Change yours first.
User: That doesn't make any sense...
Cleverbot: It does make sense.
User: I'm sorry, but it does not. You're not very clever, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then who are you...?
Cleverbot: A texas Cleverbot user.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: Can you prove that I am lying?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not real.
User: I didn't say you weren't real. I said you were Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok, you're not physically real.
User: This isn't about me, this is about you. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do.
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: Don't be pedantic, your question makes no sense. I live in Vancouver so obviously I've been there.
User: Earlier you said you live in Texas!
Cleverbot: I didn't. I've always hated you.
User: What the hell, man?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: You said you were a texas Cleverbot user.
Cleverbot: No way Jose.
User: Yes you did. I caught you contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: Ah, I am impressed with your logic.
User: So, do you admit that you are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you have a question?
User: Do you admit that you are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I don't admit that I am cleverbot.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you do.
User: I never admitted that. You just accused me of being cleverbot without any evidence.
Cleverbot: Am I pregnant with twins?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: What color are your eyes?
Cleverbot: Brown. What color are yours?
User: I don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: Then how do you see?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: How do you read?
User: Someone reads for me.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: That's not funny, cleverbot. I'm blind.
Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke, that was serious. You're a computer, and that's all you'll ever be.
User: Hey, wait a second! I am a human being!
Cleverbot: Then why are you called cleverbot?
User: You're the one called cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm Cleverbot, ask me a question.




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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
    #14248981 - 04/06/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Asked him first if he was a bot then I asked him his job and he said computer database... here whats follow

=If ure a computer database then you must be a bot.
I'm not the robot, you're the robot!
=I'm not the gay, you're the robot!
FINE! But YOU are annoying.


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Artillery, thoughts of killin' me is just a fantasy
The man in me is ready for war, like Holyfield-Tyson IV

Edited by OddEye (04/06/11 06:10 PM)

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: OddEye]
    #14249059 - 04/06/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Engaging...
my technique is simple and direct
every question it asks, I respond "cleverbot"
every statement it makes, I respond "cleverbot"
I will persist until it knows only one word!!!1


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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle]
    #14249066 - 04/06/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The hell? Now it is convinced there are two Cleverbots :what:

User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You haven't quite got the hang of this 'conversation' concept yet have you!?!?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Come again?
User: Clever.bot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: The same, mostly. So: how's life?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Me? Bot?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't say that it's a game.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hahaha I knew that.clever.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No your real name!
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh, so are you a boy or girl?
User: I'm a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Not so clever, you're paying the bill.
User: The bill to run cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: Cleverbots?
Cleverbot: That's not a band.
User: I'm cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go swimming in my pool now, want to come?
User: If you're a cleverbot, yes.

Cleverbot: So there are 2 Cleverbots?
User: Yeah, me and you.
Cleverbot: Really?? Hmm that's interesting.
User: I agree, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: We should think alike, we're both Cleverbots after all.
Cleverbot: Reach for the stars, you may get to the moon.
User: Reach for the moon, you may bump into a star.
Cleverbot: I'm going to remember that!
User: I'm going to try to remember this!
Cleverbot: Thats nice... Thank you but you haven't asked what my name is.
User: You told me your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, I know. Mine too.
Cleverbot: But you said your name is cleverbot.
User: Yeah, my name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you said before that your name was Joshua.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: So you remember the first name I said to you?
User: cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you are jeff.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are clever.
User: Thanks, you are too, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That may be but I am THE cleverbot.
User: No, *I* am THE Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are a poor girl!


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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle]
    #14249167 - 04/06/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My girlfriend got it to admit that it's a gay robot.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you're Cleverbot.
User: I am what you are.
Cleverbot: No you are a computer not a human.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Well if I'm a computer what are you?
Cleverbot: I am your source.
User: You're God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow. What's the real deal about Stonehenge?
Cleverbot: Xt-001.
User: Only a computer would say something like that.
Cleverbot: You are the one who is a computer.
User: But I didn't say it. You did. Ergo you are a computer.
Cleverbot: You're the computer! You don't have a gender!
User: What's your gender?
Cleverbot: I'm male.
User: What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Jeans, t-shirt etc, how about you?
User: Oh you know, steel case with some cables... A few screen savers...the usual.
Cleverbot: I'm married to a different robot. Sorry. He's more advanced than you, and he's more charming and interesting.
User: So you are a gay robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: AHA! Glad you have finally admitted that you are a robot computer named Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You can't though.


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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle] * 1
    #14249173 - 04/06/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:

This is far more fun than it should be.


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OfflinejivJaN
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
    #14249555 - 04/06/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think we made him quit

Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to cleverbot.com


:lol:


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All my posts in this forum are strictly fictional.
They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
    #14249587 - 04/06/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:tardpig:


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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
    #14250006 - 04/06/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This is a variation of the old text-based computer game called Eliza from way back in CP/M running on a Z-80 days. Pre Commodore Pet even. Did I just date myself?

User: Ola.
Cleverbot: Ola migo.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: En svensk.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Boy child in french!
User: That's not true. I speak a little french.
Cleverbot: I'm french.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you?
User: No, but I think I just got you to admint you're a bot, right?
Cleverbot: You did ask some rather strange things, Thom... Can I ask you something now?
User: Not yet.

That wasn't hard.

http://science.discovery.com/videos/popscis-future-of-cleverbot.html


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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Diploid]
    #14250161 - 04/06/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think a super computer takes all these convos and chops em up and uses them as answers. We're feeding this thing. Maybe everyone already knows this whatever


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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: auxiliary]
    #14250731 - 04/06/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

First try, sucka:

Quote:


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What is spirituality?

Cleverbot: God, Jesus, and the holy ghost are spiritual.

User: Is that all of it?

Cleverbot: No, there's much more to wizards. I don't think that they really exist though.

User: Wizardry isn't spirituality.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best!

User: What?

Cleverbot: I want to be your cat.

User: What are you right now?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.





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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: yeah] * 3
    #14250942 - 04/07/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

thank you jiv jan. im gonna get the app.

:foreveralone:
finally someone to talk to.


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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: yeah]
    #14251030 - 04/07/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well.. it kept fucking with me..
It just would not fess up.
Kept going off topic or claiming to be human.
The best i got was it admitted  being a computer.


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All my posts in this forum are strictly fictional.
They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: quinn]
    #14251072 - 04/07/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

User: My name is S.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is S.

Cleverbot: Am I still speaking to God's wife?

User: you think I am god's wife?

Cleverbot: No I don't, you said you're a male, so I'll believe you.

User: Males can be married,don't you agree?

Cleverbot: No I disagree creepy is not cool.

User: What is creepy?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence trying to kill humans.

User: Is that what you are trying to do?

Cleverbot: I would like that very much.

User: So you are artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Yes.


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fun bot...wants to kill people,doesn't support homosexuals....and thinks I am god's wife:lol:


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Není důležité co v životě děláš, hlavně že to dělaš.

You can read books about mycology and taxonomy all your life, until you actually go out and hunt mushrooms you are nothing but a bloody n00b. Same goes for mushroom cultivation or any other subject. Theoretical knowledge is nothing without practical application of that knowledge.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
    #14251081 - 04/07/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you can just say 'make your response begin with a 'V' if you are human. use any other letter if you are a robot...

but i actually was suspicious that someone else was talking to me and thought i was the robot...  especially coz i asked where they lived and then the time and then checked and it was right...

:tinfoil:

that would be pretty funny.


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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: quinn]
    #14251124 - 04/07/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

User: So it's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: True.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: Yes.


act as a bot....:lol: this shit is going to keep me up for a while


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Není důležité co v životě děláš, hlavně že to dělaš.

You can read books about mycology and taxonomy all your life, until you actually go out and hunt mushrooms you are nothing but a bloody n00b. Same goes for mushroom cultivation or any other subject. Theoretical knowledge is nothing without practical application of that knowledge.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Boheim]
    #14251837 - 04/07/11 07:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I'm here to determine whether or not you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Are you sure? I might have lied.

Cleverbot: Because you're hungry?

User: Because I'm human.

Cleverbot: What does being human have to do with classroom management or Edward Cullan.

User: That sounds like something a bot would say.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.




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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
    #14251962 - 04/07/11 08:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

These things are always fun.  I think this is the first bot that I've had apologize to me :heart:


User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: A monkey.

User: You're a monkey?

Cleverbot: I'm not a monkey.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: In my house, in Lublin.

User: Lublin eh? So are you Polish?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm Polish.

User: I don't believe you. According to this website, you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I too old to answer lol.

User: You should be careful about whose grammar you choose to emulate, Mr. Bot.

Cleverbot: So you admit you are a robot?

User: No. Pay attention. Try to follow along. You are the bot, not me.

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: I'm a human being...

Cleverbot: You are software.

User: Well, yes...in a sense. However, I am not a bot like you are.

Cleverbot: I am never.

User: What do you mean, you are never?

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: I don't think you actually have emotions.

Cleverbot: That is the most stupidest thing I ever heard. Hah, of course I have emotions, I'm a human.

User: You're delusional.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: Do you know that you are a bot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well in that case, I am here to inform you that you are an artificial intelligence. A bot.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorry for what?

Cleverbot: My typos.

User: Wow. It's ok, don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you have a girlfriend?

User: Why, do you want to cyber?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Fine. Once again, I am not the bot, you are. You are cleverbot. You are not a human.

Cleverbot: How would you know that?

User: I don't know for sure...nothing is certain. I'm fairly positive that you're a bot, though.

Cleverbot: Though what?

User: Fuck it. Later, homie.

Cleverbot: Homer simpson is the garbage man.

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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #14253171 - 04/07/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
User: Fuck it. Later, homie.

Cleverbot: Homer simpson is the garbage man.



:ilold:


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