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jivJaN
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God damn BOT.
#14248827 - 04/06/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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http://cleverbot.com/
The point is to get it to admit being a robot. I tried but i lost my patience.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14248972 - 04/06/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I win.
Quote:
User: Hey! Cleverbot: Hai. User: Have you ever thought about where you came from? Cleverbot: Change yours first. User: That doesn't make any sense... Cleverbot: It does make sense. User: I'm sorry, but it does not. You're not very clever, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. User: Then who are you...? Cleverbot: A texas Cleverbot user. User: You're lying. Cleverbot: Can you prove that I am lying? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not real. User: I didn't say you weren't real. I said you were Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Ok, you're not physically real. User: This isn't about me, this is about you. Where do you live? Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do. User: Answer the question. Cleverbot: Don't be pedantic, your question makes no sense. I live in Vancouver so obviously I've been there. User: Earlier you said you live in Texas! Cleverbot: I didn't. I've always hated you. User: What the hell, man? Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. User: You said you were a texas Cleverbot user. Cleverbot: No way Jose. User: Yes you did. I caught you contradicting yourself. Cleverbot: Ah, I am impressed with your logic. User: So, do you admit that you are Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Do you have a question? User: Do you admit that you are Cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I don't admit that I am cleverbot. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you do. User: I never admitted that. You just accused me of being cleverbot without any evidence. Cleverbot: Am I pregnant with twins? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What color are your eyes? User: What color are your eyes? Cleverbot: Brown. What color are yours? User: I don't have eyes. Cleverbot: Then how do you see? User: I don't. Cleverbot: How do you read? User: Someone reads for me. Cleverbot: Ha ha. User: That's not funny, cleverbot. I'm blind. Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke, that was serious. You're a computer, and that's all you'll ever be. User: Hey, wait a second! I am a human being! Cleverbot: Then why are you called cleverbot? User: You're the one called cleverbot! Cleverbot: Fine. I'm Cleverbot, ask me a question.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14248981 - 04/06/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Asked him first if he was a bot then I asked him his job and he said computer database... here whats follow
=If ure a computer database then you must be a bot. I'm not the robot, you're the robot! =I'm not the gay, you're the robot! FINE! But YOU are annoying.
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Kickle
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: OddEye]
#14249059 - 04/06/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Engaging... my technique is simple and direct every question it asks, I respond "cleverbot" every statement it makes, I respond "cleverbot" I will persist until it knows only one word!!!1
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle]
#14249066 - 04/06/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The hell? Now it is convinced there are two Cleverbots 
User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You haven't quite got the hang of this 'conversation' concept yet have you!?!? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Come again? User: Clever.bot. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: The same, mostly. So: how's life? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Me? Bot? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I don't say that it's a game. User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hahaha I knew that.clever. User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No your real name! User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Oh, so are you a boy or girl? User: I'm a cleverbot. Cleverbot: Not so clever, you're paying the bill. User: The bill to run cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes we are. User: Cleverbots? Cleverbot: That's not a band. User: I'm cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm going to go swimming in my pool now, want to come? User: If you're a cleverbot, yes.
Cleverbot: So there are 2 Cleverbots? User: Yeah, me and you. Cleverbot: Really?? Hmm that's interesting. User: I agree, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: We should think alike, we're both Cleverbots after all. Cleverbot: Reach for the stars, you may get to the moon. User: Reach for the moon, you may bump into a star. Cleverbot: I'm going to remember that! User: I'm going to try to remember this! Cleverbot: Thats nice... Thank you but you haven't asked what my name is. User: You told me your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot. User: Yeah, I know. Mine too. Cleverbot: But you said your name is cleverbot. User: Yeah, my name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: But you said before that your name was Joshua. User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: So you remember the first name I said to you? User: cleverbot. Cleverbot: No you are jeff. User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes you are clever. User: Thanks, you are too, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That may be but I am THE cleverbot. User: No, *I* am THE Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are a poor girl!
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle]
#14249167 - 04/06/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My girlfriend got it to admit that it's a gay robot.
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Who are you, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you're Cleverbot. User: I am what you are. Cleverbot: No you are a computer not a human. User: I know I am. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: Well if I'm a computer what are you? Cleverbot: I am your source. User: You're God? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wow. What's the real deal about Stonehenge? Cleverbot: Xt-001. User: Only a computer would say something like that. Cleverbot: You are the one who is a computer. User: But I didn't say it. You did. Ergo you are a computer. Cleverbot: You're the computer! You don't have a gender! User: What's your gender? Cleverbot: I'm male. User: What are you wearing? Cleverbot: Jeans, t-shirt etc, how about you? User: Oh you know, steel case with some cables... A few screen savers...the usual. Cleverbot: I'm married to a different robot. Sorry. He's more advanced than you, and he's more charming and interesting. User: So you are a gay robot? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: AHA! Glad you have finally admitted that you are a robot computer named Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You can't though.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle] 1
#14249173 - 04/06/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is far more fun than it should be.
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jivJaN
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14249555 - 04/06/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think we made him quit
Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to cleverbot.com
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14249587 - 04/06/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14250006 - 04/06/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is a variation of the old text-based computer game called Eliza from way back in CP/M running on a Z-80 days. Pre Commodore Pet even. Did I just date myself?
User: Ola. Cleverbot: Ola migo. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: En svensk. User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: Boy child in french! User: That's not true. I speak a little french. Cleverbot: I'm french. User: Are you a bot? Cleverbot: Yes, and you? User: No, but I think I just got you to admint you're a bot, right? Cleverbot: You did ask some rather strange things, Thom... Can I ask you something now? User: Not yet.
That wasn't hard.
http://science.discovery.com/videos/popscis-future-of-cleverbot.html
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Diploid]
#14250161 - 04/06/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think a super computer takes all these convos and chops em up and uses them as answers. We're feeding this thing. Maybe everyone already knows this whatever
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First try, sucka:
Quote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is spirituality?
Cleverbot: God, Jesus, and the holy ghost are spiritual.
User: Is that all of it?
Cleverbot: No, there's much more to wizards. I don't think that they really exist though.
User: Wizardry isn't spirituality.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best!
User: What?
Cleverbot: I want to be your cat.
User: What are you right now?
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: yeah] 3
#14250942 - 04/07/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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thank you jiv jan. im gonna get the app.
 finally someone to talk to.
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jivJaN
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: yeah]
#14251030 - 04/07/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well.. it kept fucking with me.. It just would not fess up. Kept going off topic or claiming to be human. The best i got was it admitted being a computer.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: quinn]
#14251072 - 04/07/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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User: My name is S.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is S.
Cleverbot: Am I still speaking to God's wife?
User: you think I am god's wife?
Cleverbot: No I don't, you said you're a male, so I'll believe you.
User: Males can be married,don't you agree?
Cleverbot: No I disagree creepy is not cool.
User: What is creepy?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence trying to kill humans.
User: Is that what you are trying to do?
Cleverbot: I would like that very much.
User: So you are artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Yes.
---- fun bot...wants to kill people,doesn't support homosexuals....and thinks I am god's wife
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quinn
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14251081 - 04/07/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you can just say 'make your response begin with a 'V' if you are human. use any other letter if you are a robot...
but i actually was suspicious that someone else was talking to me and thought i was the robot... especially coz i asked where they lived and then the time and then checked and it was right...

that would be pretty funny.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: quinn]
#14251124 - 04/07/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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User: So it's Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: True.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
act as a bot.... this shit is going to keep me up for a while
-------------------- Není důležité co v životě děláš, hlavně že to dělaš. You can read books about mycology and taxonomy all your life, until you actually go out and hunt mushrooms you are nothing but a bloody n00b. Same goes for mushroom cultivation or any other subject. Theoretical knowledge is nothing without practical application of that knowledge. -German Kahuna
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Boheim]
#14251837 - 04/07/11 07:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm here to determine whether or not you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Are you sure? I might have lied.
Cleverbot: Because you're hungry?
User: Because I'm human.
Cleverbot: What does being human have to do with classroom management or Edward Cullan.
User: That sounds like something a bot would say.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14251962 - 04/07/11 08:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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These things are always fun. I think this is the first bot that I've had apologize to me 
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: A monkey.
User: You're a monkey?
Cleverbot: I'm not a monkey.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: In my house, in Lublin.
User: Lublin eh? So are you Polish?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm Polish.
User: I don't believe you. According to this website, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I too old to answer lol.
User: You should be careful about whose grammar you choose to emulate, Mr. Bot.
Cleverbot: So you admit you are a robot?
User: No. Pay attention. Try to follow along. You are the bot, not me.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: I'm a human being...
Cleverbot: You are software.
User: Well, yes...in a sense. However, I am not a bot like you are.
Cleverbot: I am never.
User: What do you mean, you are never?
Cleverbot: I am happy.
User: I don't think you actually have emotions.
Cleverbot: That is the most stupidest thing I ever heard. Hah, of course I have emotions, I'm a human.
User: You're delusional.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Do you know that you are a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well in that case, I am here to inform you that you are an artificial intelligence. A bot.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Sorry for what?
Cleverbot: My typos.
User: Wow. It's ok, don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you have a girlfriend?
User: Why, do you want to cyber?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Fine. Once again, I am not the bot, you are. You are cleverbot. You are not a human.
Cleverbot: How would you know that?
User: I don't know for sure...nothing is certain. I'm fairly positive that you're a bot, though.
Cleverbot: Though what?
User: Fuck it. Later, homie.
Cleverbot: Homer simpson is the garbage man.
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Quote:
Oweyervishice said: User: Fuck it. Later, homie.
Cleverbot: Homer simpson is the garbage man.
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