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OfflineAninator
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
    #14245615 - 04/06/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yea i don't get it either. i'm completely ok with friends and lovers going to the bathroom shitting or pissing
on the phone with me. :shrug:

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
    #14245674 - 04/06/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'll even go in the bathroom with them, if I have things I need to do, or mid convo... but, I must admit, i'm not really cool with my partner (or anyone) being in the bathroom with me for twosies.

But, me and my partner and exs have always peed in all sorts of places, for guys it's ok, girls a lil more awkward, but not impossible - alley ways, car parks, beside the car on freeways... all sorts.

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator] * 1
    #14246429 - 04/06/11 08:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Aninator said:
yea i don't get it either. i'm completely ok with friends and lovers going to the bathroom shitting or pissing
on the phone with me. :shrug:




me too.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
    #14246531 - 04/06/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
how does one initiate road head :rofldrunk:




You know when she's horny. If you see it, start lightly rubbing on her thigh while you're driving. If she starts touching your thigh, it's on. Unzip and say it is just too tight in your pants. Once she sees it, she'll be on it. Once the first one is out of the way, she'll start initiating (if she likes giving head.)

Cruise control is your friend. If you don't use it, you'll look down and be going like 35mph on the interstate :yesnod:


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: automan]
    #14246947 - 04/06/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm going on a road trip with my girl this weekend..

Oh the possibilities :lol:


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
    #14247082 - 04/06/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
I had a girl i was dating call me while she was taking a shit once. She actually told me she was taking a shit.:facepalm:

I remember telling her something like "WTF is wrong with you?" and hanging up.




I don't get it.  What's wrong with this?  Are you not comfortable enough to recognize the bodily needs of your loved ones?

I shit while I'm on the phone all the time.  I'm a stealthy speed pooper, so they never know (and I don't mention it).

I've actually even been in the bathroom while my girlfriend shit.  I left as soon as I smelled it though.



I dunno man, maybe i'm just weird like that.:shrug:
I didn't really love the girl to begin with anyway, so
that must've had something to do with it.
And i think taking a shit is some pretty personal stuff, i don't want to know about it or hear turds hitting the water while i'm trying to eat.


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #14247472 - 04/06/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Edited by vandago (09/10/23 05:54 AM)

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: automan]
    #14247561 - 04/06/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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automan said:
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pfxtc said:
how does one initiate road head :rofldrunk:




You know when she's horny. If you see it, start lightly rubbing on her thigh while you're driving. If she starts touching your thigh, it's on. Unzip and say it is just too tight in your pants. Once she sees it, she'll be on it. Once the first one is out of the way, she'll start initiating (if she likes giving head.)

Cruise control is your friend. If you don't use it, you'll look down and be going like 35mph on the interstate :yesnod:





this turned me on.


i tried road head once with my ex, after losing a game of pool where the stakes were road oral.  we were on this winding road in a small town in upstate NY though and he totally blew it by swerving all over the road, and had to pull over so i/he could finish.


heh.


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14248405 - 04/06/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I like how you mention taking a shit is personal while you are trying to eat?




Wut?:wutermelon:
I'm not talking about eating and shitting at the same time.
They both are completely natural yes, but completely different too.
It's like if you're having dinner at a restaurant and someone suddenly decides to pull their pants down and take a shit in the open.
Am i the only one that would be disgusted by that?


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
    #14249635 - 04/06/11 08:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm 100% positive you have to tip extra for that.

Edited by vandago (04/06/11 08:26 PM)

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14249714 - 04/06/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm gonna try this road head thing on Friday night when we're on our road trip :lol:

I hope she doesn't give me weird looks when I start unzipping.. putting my hand on her thigh isn't exactly code for "hey.. suck my cock"


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #14249765 - 04/06/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:putting my hand on her thigh isn't exactly code for "hey.. suck my cock"




Not yet it isn't.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: amilibertine]
    #14249775 - 04/06/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well i'm gonna try it

i'll report back on monday with my findings


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #14249778 - 04/06/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
I'm gonna try this road head thing on Friday night when we're on our road trip :lol:

I hope she doesn't give me weird looks when I start unzipping.. putting my hand on her thigh isn't exactly code for "hey.. suck my cock"




You could always try saying "hey..suck my cock"


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Eminence]
    #14249788 - 04/06/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I also am going on a road trip with my girl (leaving tomorrow),  and although I've already accomplished road head I figure it's better if you make it a habit.


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
    #14250787 - 04/06/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
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vandago said:
I like how you mention taking a shit is personal while you are trying to eat?




Wut?:wutermelon:
I'm not talking about eating and shitting at the same time.
They both are completely natural yes, but completely different too.
It's like if you're having dinner at a restaurant and someone suddenly decides to pull their pants down and take a shit in the open.
Am i the only one that would be disgusted by that?




I'd say there's a pretty big difference between some random person taking a dump out in the open at a restaurant and your girlfriend pinching a log while on the phone while you're eating.

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
    #14250988 - 04/07/11 12:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl:

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
    #14254744 - 04/07/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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vandago said:
I'm 100% positive you have to tip extra for that.





I reckon, if you're confident and quiet enough about your pursuits, you can get it done with little questioning until it's far too late.
Seriously.  When you push those REALLY unexpected boundaries SO far, it's like people go into logical shock... "Someone couldn't POSSIBLY do that, they must be joking.. haha..ha... oh god..."


And - Road head's great, but.. I've received a few compliments for my ability to finger to orgasm my partner while driving.  One on the wheel, the other knuckles-deep!
booyah


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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14257918 - 04/08/11 10:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
    #14258384 - 04/08/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well me and my ex had sex in public, under a nice stand of pine trees, right in the middle of a very busy French city. People looked but we didn't care.

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