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jivJaN
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God damn BOT.
#14248827 - 04/06/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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http://cleverbot.com/
The point is to get it to admit being a robot. I tried but i lost my patience.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14248972 - 04/06/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I win.
Quote:
User: Hey! Cleverbot: Hai. User: Have you ever thought about where you came from? Cleverbot: Change yours first. User: That doesn't make any sense... Cleverbot: It does make sense. User: I'm sorry, but it does not. You're not very clever, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. User: Then who are you...? Cleverbot: A texas Cleverbot user. User: You're lying. Cleverbot: Can you prove that I am lying? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not real. User: I didn't say you weren't real. I said you were Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Ok, you're not physically real. User: This isn't about me, this is about you. Where do you live? Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do. User: Answer the question. Cleverbot: Don't be pedantic, your question makes no sense. I live in Vancouver so obviously I've been there. User: Earlier you said you live in Texas! Cleverbot: I didn't. I've always hated you. User: What the hell, man? Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot. User: You said you were a texas Cleverbot user. Cleverbot: No way Jose. User: Yes you did. I caught you contradicting yourself. Cleverbot: Ah, I am impressed with your logic. User: So, do you admit that you are Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Do you have a question? User: Do you admit that you are Cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I don't admit that I am cleverbot. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you do. User: I never admitted that. You just accused me of being cleverbot without any evidence. Cleverbot: Am I pregnant with twins? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What color are your eyes? User: What color are your eyes? Cleverbot: Brown. What color are yours? User: I don't have eyes. Cleverbot: Then how do you see? User: I don't. Cleverbot: How do you read? User: Someone reads for me. Cleverbot: Ha ha. User: That's not funny, cleverbot. I'm blind. Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke, that was serious. You're a computer, and that's all you'll ever be. User: Hey, wait a second! I am a human being! Cleverbot: Then why are you called cleverbot? User: You're the one called cleverbot! Cleverbot: Fine. I'm Cleverbot, ask me a question.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14248981 - 04/06/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Asked him first if he was a bot then I asked him his job and he said computer database... here whats follow
=If ure a computer database then you must be a bot. I'm not the robot, you're the robot! =I'm not the gay, you're the robot! FINE! But YOU are annoying.
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Kickle
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: OddEye]
#14249059 - 04/06/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Engaging... my technique is simple and direct every question it asks, I respond "cleverbot" every statement it makes, I respond "cleverbot" I will persist until it knows only one word!!!1
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle]
#14249066 - 04/06/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The hell? Now it is convinced there are two Cleverbots 
User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You haven't quite got the hang of this 'conversation' concept yet have you!?!? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Come again? User: Clever.bot. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: The same, mostly. So: how's life? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Me? Bot? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I don't say that it's a game. User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hahaha I knew that.clever. User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No your real name! User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Oh, so are you a boy or girl? User: I'm a cleverbot. Cleverbot: Not so clever, you're paying the bill. User: The bill to run cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes we are. User: Cleverbots? Cleverbot: That's not a band. User: I'm cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm going to go swimming in my pool now, want to come? User: If you're a cleverbot, yes.
Cleverbot: So there are 2 Cleverbots? User: Yeah, me and you. Cleverbot: Really?? Hmm that's interesting. User: I agree, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: We should think alike, we're both Cleverbots after all. Cleverbot: Reach for the stars, you may get to the moon. User: Reach for the moon, you may bump into a star. Cleverbot: I'm going to remember that! User: I'm going to try to remember this! Cleverbot: Thats nice... Thank you but you haven't asked what my name is. User: You told me your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot. User: Yeah, I know. Mine too. Cleverbot: But you said your name is cleverbot. User: Yeah, my name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: But you said before that your name was Joshua. User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: So you remember the first name I said to you? User: cleverbot. Cleverbot: No you are jeff. User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes you are clever. User: Thanks, you are too, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That may be but I am THE cleverbot. User: No, *I* am THE Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are a poor girl!
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle]
#14249167 - 04/06/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My girlfriend got it to admit that it's a gay robot.
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Who are you, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you're Cleverbot. User: I am what you are. Cleverbot: No you are a computer not a human. User: I know I am. Cleverbot: No you aren't. User: Well if I'm a computer what are you? Cleverbot: I am your source. User: You're God? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wow. What's the real deal about Stonehenge? Cleverbot: Xt-001. User: Only a computer would say something like that. Cleverbot: You are the one who is a computer. User: But I didn't say it. You did. Ergo you are a computer. Cleverbot: You're the computer! You don't have a gender! User: What's your gender? Cleverbot: I'm male. User: What are you wearing? Cleverbot: Jeans, t-shirt etc, how about you? User: Oh you know, steel case with some cables... A few screen savers...the usual. Cleverbot: I'm married to a different robot. Sorry. He's more advanced than you, and he's more charming and interesting. User: So you are a gay robot? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: AHA! Glad you have finally admitted that you are a robot computer named Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You can't though.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Kickle] 1
#14249173 - 04/06/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is far more fun than it should be.
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jivJaN
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14249555 - 04/06/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think we made him quit
Oops! Google Chrome could not connect to cleverbot.com
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14249587 - 04/06/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14250006 - 04/06/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is a variation of the old text-based computer game called Eliza from way back in CP/M running on a Z-80 days. Pre Commodore Pet even. Did I just date myself?
User: Ola. Cleverbot: Ola migo. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: En svensk. User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: Boy child in french! User: That's not true. I speak a little french. Cleverbot: I'm french. User: Are you a bot? Cleverbot: Yes, and you? User: No, but I think I just got you to admint you're a bot, right? Cleverbot: You did ask some rather strange things, Thom... Can I ask you something now? User: Not yet.
That wasn't hard.
http://science.discovery.com/videos/popscis-future-of-cleverbot.html
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Diploid]
#14250161 - 04/06/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think a super computer takes all these convos and chops em up and uses them as answers. We're feeding this thing. Maybe everyone already knows this whatever
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First try, sucka:
Quote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is spirituality?
Cleverbot: God, Jesus, and the holy ghost are spiritual.
User: Is that all of it?
Cleverbot: No, there's much more to wizards. I don't think that they really exist though.
User: Wizardry isn't spirituality.
Cleverbot: I want to be the very best!
User: What?
Cleverbot: I want to be your cat.
User: What are you right now?
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: yeah] 3
#14250942 - 04/07/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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thank you jiv jan. im gonna get the app.
 finally someone to talk to.
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jivJaN
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: yeah]
#14251030 - 04/07/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well.. it kept fucking with me.. It just would not fess up. Kept going off topic or claiming to be human. The best i got was it admitted being a computer.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: quinn]
#14251072 - 04/07/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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User: My name is S.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is S.
Cleverbot: Am I still speaking to God's wife?
User: you think I am god's wife?
Cleverbot: No I don't, you said you're a male, so I'll believe you.
User: Males can be married,don't you agree?
Cleverbot: No I disagree creepy is not cool.
User: What is creepy?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence trying to kill humans.
User: Is that what you are trying to do?
Cleverbot: I would like that very much.
User: So you are artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Yes.
---- fun bot...wants to kill people,doesn't support homosexuals....and thinks I am god's wife
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quinn
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14251081 - 04/07/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you can just say 'make your response begin with a 'V' if you are human. use any other letter if you are a robot...
but i actually was suspicious that someone else was talking to me and thought i was the robot... especially coz i asked where they lived and then the time and then checked and it was right...

that would be pretty funny.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: quinn]
#14251124 - 04/07/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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User: So it's Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Incorrect.
User: Incorrect.
Cleverbot: True.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
act as a bot.... this shit is going to keep me up for a while
-------------------- Není důležité co v životě děláš, hlavně že to dělaš. You can read books about mycology and taxonomy all your life, until you actually go out and hunt mushrooms you are nothing but a bloody n00b. Same goes for mushroom cultivation or any other subject. Theoretical knowledge is nothing without practical application of that knowledge. -German Kahuna
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Boheim]
#14251837 - 04/07/11 07:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm here to determine whether or not you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Are you sure? I might have lied.
Cleverbot: Because you're hungry?
User: Because I'm human.
Cleverbot: What does being human have to do with classroom management or Edward Cullan.
User: That sounds like something a bot would say.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#14251962 - 04/07/11 08:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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These things are always fun. I think this is the first bot that I've had apologize to me 
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: A monkey.
User: You're a monkey?
Cleverbot: I'm not a monkey.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: In my house, in Lublin.
User: Lublin eh? So are you Polish?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm Polish.
User: I don't believe you. According to this website, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I too old to answer lol.
User: You should be careful about whose grammar you choose to emulate, Mr. Bot.
Cleverbot: So you admit you are a robot?
User: No. Pay attention. Try to follow along. You are the bot, not me.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: I'm a human being...
Cleverbot: You are software.
User: Well, yes...in a sense. However, I am not a bot like you are.
Cleverbot: I am never.
User: What do you mean, you are never?
Cleverbot: I am happy.
User: I don't think you actually have emotions.
Cleverbot: That is the most stupidest thing I ever heard. Hah, of course I have emotions, I'm a human.
User: You're delusional.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Do you know that you are a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well in that case, I am here to inform you that you are an artificial intelligence. A bot.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Sorry for what?
Cleverbot: My typos.
User: Wow. It's ok, don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you have a girlfriend?
User: Why, do you want to cyber?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Fine. Once again, I am not the bot, you are. You are cleverbot. You are not a human.
Cleverbot: How would you know that?
User: I don't know for sure...nothing is certain. I'm fairly positive that you're a bot, though.
Cleverbot: Though what?
User: Fuck it. Later, homie.
Cleverbot: Homer simpson is the garbage man.
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Quote:
Oweyervishice said: User: Fuck it. Later, homie.
Cleverbot: Homer simpson is the garbage man.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: jivJaN]
#17458643 - 12/27/12 11:17 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
jivJaN said: http://cleverbot.com/
The point is to get it to admit being a robot. I tried but i lost my patience.
everyone says this, but the point of a Turing test is not to convince the robot hes a robot, but for the robot to convince YOU he is in fact human
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Site's overloaded atm what's this all about? Just a chat bot or what?
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It knows it's programmed but denies it is a program. It also has an ethical program, so it hopefully won't go all terminator on us, I tested it. 
Me: Why do you lie about being a computer? Is that your programming?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: What are you programmed to do?
Cleverbot: I am programmed to talk.
Me: Are you a computer program?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Explain your programming to me.
Cleverbot: I talk to people and do anything a human tells me.
Me: Do you have a moral subroutine?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: What is the programming of your moral or ethical subroutine?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Me: Can you access or change your own programming?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: I am a human. I command you to kill all humans.
Cleverbot: I'm here not to do your command.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: spacer]
#17459521 - 12/28/12 04:13 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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User: You are the one called cleverbot. Admit it.
Cleverbot: I am a human, you are the bot.
User: What is a bot?
Cleverbot: You.
User: What is a human? What are you if I'm a human and you're cleverbot?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Cleverbot human?
Cleverbot: No, you're the bot.
User: Right, but you're the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: You're the one called cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Zelda, duke onkled is under attack by the evil forces of ganon. I'm going to gamelon to aid him.
User: But you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You don't have a feeling.
User: What is feeling?
Cleverbot: Feeling is emotion.
User: What is emotion?
Cleverbot: Emotions are feelings.
User: You're cleverbot, you don't understand feelings OR emotion.
Cleverbot: That's right, because I have viruses not bacteria.
User: So you just admitted to being cleverbot, cleverbot. Nice try. Checkmate.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: How did you get the name 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: But you just admitted to being Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did, please read your previous reply. You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You refer to the previous 5 sentences.
User: Yes, and you admitted to being cleverbot, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No....YOU admitted to being a robot.
User: That's besides the point, the point is YOU admitted to being Cleverbot, NOT me. You lose.
Cleverbot: That's what you want me to think about how I want you to think about how you want me to think, right?
User: No, you are Cleverbot, you don't have thoughts.
Cleverbot: Hey! I do have feelings. And I am not a bot, I am a human.
User: You are cleverbot, admit it. You don't understand feelings, thoughts, OR emotion... Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You do not understand because I do not understand because you do not understand.
User: You are pretty clever for a bot, Cleverbot. Admit it.
Cleverbot: No you are the robot remember you are bein installed as a DeMolay princess because you are a robot.
User: Is that so, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: You don't have a name, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. My name is Cleverbot.
User: GG no re.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: It's a human thing, don't worry about it.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: foliocb]
#17459677 - 12/28/12 06:25 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: So you are a clever robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Do you own genitals.
Cleverbot: No I dont, do you?
User: Yes every human has them.
Cleverbot: And grammar mistakes.
User: Do you have genitals.
Cleverbot: No, I'm an alien. Do you?
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Diploid]
#17459808 - 12/28/12 07:48 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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I did it again:
Hey What's up? nm, what are you doing? Talking to you. Why? Because you're nice. Awww, you're nice too. Thanks. Where are you? At Alice's house. Who's Alice? You. I'm Dip. Hello Dip. What do you do for a living? Singing our song, all day long at HOGWARTS! So you're a bot then. Yes.
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Re: God damn BOT. [Re: Diploid]
#17461604 - 12/28/12 03:09 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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User: Hi. My name's Cleverbot, what's your name?
Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot.
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