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Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night
    #14247816 - 04/06/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was being super fatty last night and stuffed my face with ridiculous crud last night
I was basically eating and smoking continuously
I either had a vapor bag or food in my hand
I went to sleep with a huge huge belly
I'm normally super skinny but I had a big phat belly
and I couldnt sleep on my back I needed to sleep on my stomach and it hurt
I woke up in pain and defecated a large mass
then I went to work and every 20 minutes I had to excrete again
and thats a huge hassle because I have to put that darn toilet sanitary sheet on the seat and put toilet on top of that
and I had to retuck in my shirt and fix my tie etc.
man that was so newber of me
my stomach still has not recovered
I wonder if I'll do the same thing again :wow:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pesticidessssssssss


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247829 - 04/06/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:


mmmmm... presticides.


only way you could of made that picture sound appauling


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247832 - 04/06/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

weed can cause food overdoses


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247838 - 04/06/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

How many times did you poop?
I woke up the other morning after eating an ungodly amount of food, and I took a huge shit. Then, literally 15 minutes later I took another fat dump, then probably about an hour later I squeezed out a few walnuts.

It was unpleasant.


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: owls]
    #14247844 - 04/06/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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realfuzzhead said:
:rofl:


mmmmm... presticides.


only way you could of made that picture sound appauling



ya dood celery has the highest rate of pesticides
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weed can cause food overdoses



tell me about it :huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247845 - 04/06/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I used to get really high and stuff myself almost every night... gained like 30 pounds!!! Now I eat 1/4 of what I used to eat and I stay away from bad food. I also try not to eat after 9pm.... But yea... I became a fat-ass for a while because of the munchies!


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Anthony917]
    #14247852 - 04/06/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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How many times did you poop?
I woke up the other morning after eating an ungodly amount of food, and I took a huge shit. Then, literally 15 minutes later I took another fat dump, then probably about an hour later I squeezed out a few walnuts.

It was unpleasant.



I would say half a dozen times
and each time it smelled really bad and just squirted out (sorry for the graphic description)


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Anthony917]
    #14247855 - 04/06/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you say unpleasent i say party time!


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: danlennon3]
    #14247872 - 04/06/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

oh yeah...it's happened before. i remember one time for a special occasion i bought a ton of different kind of gummy things and twizzlers (i NEVER buy candy) because i wanted to sample different flavors. at the store i was like, "okay, i'll just eat a few from each bag and get the whole experience."

ended up eating like a pound of gummy stuff.

did NOT feel good the next day. at all.

btw coaster that is a concoction i am most definitely gonna have to try. celery, peanut butter, and roasted almonds? daaaamn.


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: JT]
    #14247894 - 04/06/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

and roasted peanuts
but almonds would have been better
lol ive gotten gummy sick too
NOT FUN'


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247924 - 04/06/11 03:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yea candy shits are pretty bad.

Coaster that does look like a delicious snack
:homerdrool:


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247928 - 04/06/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I bought this HUGE bag of trail mix one time, it must have been 2 pounds! One night I ate half the bag until I looked at the label and read that 1/3 of a cup of trail mix was 9 grams of fat!

Now I dont keep munchies in my house anymore... I do get fudgecicles because you could eat half a dozen of them and they aren't TOO too bad for you!


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247935 - 04/06/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

One time two friends and I got baked and went to Cici's all you can eat pizza, pasta, salad, and desert.

Combined, we ate 50 slices of pizza. :awehigh:

And then we felt like shit. :puke:


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14247939 - 04/06/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

man i know exactly what youre talking about, going from being relatively skinny to looking like a fatass after munching out.

i remember the first time it happened i thought something was wrong with my stomach :lol:

it feels so good making your stomach get to that point, but then afterward youre just chilling and then the ache hits. :sad:


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: danlennon3]
    #14248024 - 04/06/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dude, trail mix is an accident waiting to happen. so many different flavors in one bag


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Re: Dammmmmmmm I Ate Sooo Much Last Night [Re: Coaster]
    #14248038 - 04/06/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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weed can cause food overdoses



tell me about it :huxleyfacepalm:




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