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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14247451 - 04/06/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Go watch the Top Gear where they tested old Soviet cars, I think one of them was a Lada.

It was hilarious how horrible those things were.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14249551 - 04/06/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You know top gear bash even nice cars that were recommended to them?


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14249823 - 04/06/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



:fonz:


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14249833 - 04/06/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This time, it deserved a bashing. Soviets aren't exactly world renowned for their automobiles.

I hope the guy paid you to get it and not the other way around.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14882266 - 08/06/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

So the Lada finally gave up on me. The engine just fell out of the thing as I was driving along. Was a quiet road luckily.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14882403 - 08/06/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

The 'engine just fell out'..  How the fuck does this happen?


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Re: Got a new car [Re: Maverick]
    #14882435 - 08/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Well it was an old car you know and it was a bit rusty. This is normal carry on for an old car missing some tlc I think.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14882542 - 08/06/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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The 'engine just fell out'..  How the fuck does this happen?





ya none of my old cars ever had that problem.:lol:


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14882592 - 08/06/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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It's an '86 Lada. He told me they call it "Lady Destroyer" back in Russia because in crashes with bigger vehicles it always seems to come out on top:highfive:

Nice to know it can take a battering anyway,as long as his word is true.



lol and the real reason they called it the lady killer is because in order to get a pick a lady up in it you would have to hit them and drag her into it. just kidding, its a cool car in its own rights


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14884662 - 08/07/11 09:05 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

by the engine falling out do you mean one of your motor mounts busted? Has the car been around an ocean for most of it's life? Or an area where it snows a lot and the roads get salted often?
The salt will make a car rust horribly. When you live in area's like that it's a good idea to detail your engine bay at least yearly to remove all the salt buildup under the hood.

I wanna see pictures of this "engine falling out" This is a phenomenon I've yet to experience.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14884907 - 08/07/11 10:26 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

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Well it was an old car you know and it was a bit rusty. This is normal for piles of shit.




*fixed*

Engine mounts should be maintained...



What you gonna get next? :laugh:


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Re: Got a new car [Re: Maverick]
    #14885132 - 08/07/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Well I was going a decent speed for the small road it was but I had to slow down sharpish turning this corner and the thing just fell out the front of the thing and skidded across the road, as if someone who wasn't belted in got a jolt and went into the windscreen.

Just took my papers and tucked the thing in past the corner at the side of the road.

Moved address since leaving it there so would be tough enough to trace it back to me I think.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14885185 - 08/07/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

great thread end :hi5:


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Re: Got a new car [Re: P-O]
    #14885285 - 08/07/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I like to wrap things up with a fitting ending, where nobody gets hurt or in trouble :naughty:


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14895224 - 08/09/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

you can get a few hundred bucks at a scrap yard for the car. Probably call them and they'd come pick it up and pay you for the title.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: lil_demented]
    #15115819 - 09/22/11 05:53 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
you can get a few hundred bucks at a scrap yard for the car. Probably call them and they'd come pick it up and pay you for the title.




A few hundred bucks at a scrap yard? You couldn't pay me to take that thing.


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Re: Got a new car [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #15115867 - 09/22/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
you can get a few hundred bucks at a scrap yard for the car. Probably call them and they'd come pick it up and pay you for the title.




A few hundred bucks at a scrap yard? You couldn't pay me to take that thing.





you could pay me to take it, give me $50 and I'd pick it up, haul it to the scrap yard and collect more cash

how much would it cost me to drive from america to england if I'm getting 9mpg?


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Re: Got a new car [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15115890 - 09/22/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
how much would it cost me to drive from america to england if I'm getting 9mpg?



Dunno, how much does a decommissioned navy submarine go for these days?


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Re: Got a new car [Re: koraks]
    #15115897 - 09/22/11 06:41 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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koraks said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
how much would it cost me to drive from america to england if I'm getting 9mpg?



Dunno, how much does a decommissioned navy submarine go for these days?




Model or functional?


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Re: Got a new car [Re: mrckb]
    #15115935 - 09/22/11 06:58 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Doesn't matter; depends if Pris wants to get there on his own power or simply by drifting on prevailing currents.


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