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Fleshlight
#14246272 - 04/06/11 06:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So anyone tried it? Getting kind of tired of ol' miss righty, and of course it would be nice to try something new. What do you think of your plastic pussy?
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Anonymous #2
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Fleshlight is a good alternative. When i was a virgin i was fed up with it, so i bought a fleshlight to know what pussy felt like. Well then because my expectations went away, and i didnt put pussy on so much of a pedestal. I got laid shortly after.
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Anonymous #3
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Hm, but how do they compare?
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Anonymous #4
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This is relevant to my interests
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Anonymous #5
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Quote:
Anonymous said: This is relevant to my interests
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Anonymous #6
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If I had a cock I would have a review for you guys because I am most assured I would have one of these by now. Unfortunately I don't 
Also in this category of curiosity are TENGA EGGS.
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Anonymous #7
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We're so anonymous.
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Anonymous #4
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Anonymous #8
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Anonymous #4
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one thing is for sure, the fleshlight is such a shame-inspiring device that not a single person on the shroomery will admit to wanting one with their real identities.
this is both fascinating and horrifying. i must have one.
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Anonymous #3
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But I don't understand!
How come women can have dildos and vibrators?
Why can't we have a fleshlight and be proud?!
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Anonymous #9
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Anonymous #10
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oh my god, they brought SA back!
wait...
in anycase, I want a fleshlight just to experience it, I just don't wanna pay fifty for it
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Anonymous #6
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You can get some of the bargain/ripoff ones for like 19.99
TENGA EGGS are only $6.00-$10.00 too, good for one use but if you are careful and/or wash them out you can get 2 or 3 uses from them. Apparently.
Wish I had a cock so I could experience boy toys
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Anonymous #3
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Stop wishing you had a cock! (although I assume you're male)
You have a vag! You can put so many cool things in it and do tricks with it.
Plus, cha got boobs!
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Anonymous #6
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Well when you put it that way  
Still, always curious about the grass on the other side of the fence etc...
The sad thing is, if I were male I probably would be and have nothing to compare the fleshlight to anyway.
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HuHEN
I am the Owl



Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 2,495
Loc: Highlands
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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I would try one if I got one for free. Paying 50 dollars doesn't work for me. I have a hand(plus i have managed to get laid from time to time)
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Fleshlight [Re: HuHEN] 2
#14250377 - 04/06/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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Viveka
refutation bias


Registered: 10/21/02
Posts: 4,061
Last seen: 7 years, 3 months
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I'm going to quote something I read regarding the "fleshlight" in a SA thread once because it was hilarious and I agree with the sentiment:
"wow thats gay. fucking a flashlight"
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iamnotadream
Enis the Penis


Registered: 12/05/10
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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Viveka]
#14252940 - 04/07/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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People have fucked worse out there
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Microppose
Things Maker



Registered: 11/30/10
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Anonymous #11
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I guess it might feel better than a hand, but that would be an embarrassing thing to own.
I think buying a $50 flashlight to have sex with would be a bit depressing. Nothing is like the real thing and that toy might make it a little more fun, but im not sure if i could ever get into that.
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Anonymous #12
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im curious about the fleshlight, and im in a commited relationship.
i think it would be hot getting a handjob with the fleshlight
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Anonymous #11
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Quote:
Anonymous said: im curious about the fleshlight, and im in a commited relationship.
i think it would be hot getting a handjob with the fleshlight
I'd rather just get the real thing, but thats just me 
Or a blowjob. I don't imagine a fleshlight feeling better than a blowjob.
But i've never tried.
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ChrisRex
Stranger


Registered: 04/05/11
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Fleshlight is a good alternative. When i was a virgin i was fed up with it, so i bought a fleshlight to know what pussy felt like. Well then because my expectations went away, and i didnt put pussy on so much of a pedestal. I got laid shortly after.
What is this pussy on a pedestal thing? THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE HEARD THIS!
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Anonymous #12
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its not an alternative to pussy or a blowjob. just something fun to throw into the mix.
my girlfriend stroking my cock with a butthole fleshlight actually sounds rather sexy
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Anonymous #11
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Quote:
Anonymous said: its not an alternative to pussy or a blowjob. just something fun to throw into the mix.
my girlfriend stroking my cock with a butthole fleshlight actually sounds rather sexy 
I mean do what makes you feel good. I'm just throwing out my 2 cents.
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Anonymous #9
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i like their videos u know it has some porn on there
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Anonymous #13
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Quote:
Anonymous said: You can get some of the bargain/ripoff ones for like 19.99
TENGA EGGS are only $6.00-$10.00 too, good for one use but if you are careful and/or wash them out you can get 2 or 3 uses from them. Apparently.
Wish I had a cock so I could experience boy toys 
Do they sell larger size tenga eggs? I looked at some pics and they look tiny.
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Anonymous #6
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Tenga eggs are very stretchy apparently, but you'd have to purchase one to find out how stretchy they are. They're made by asians so idk. I've seen some pretty large cocks using them on xfire though.
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Anonymous #14
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too bad i threw out my fleshlight long ago, oh how I miss thee. I guess i wasnt taking proper care of it got all torn up sticking to the bag i left it in, needs to have cornstarch on it.
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Anonymous #6
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Please submit fleshlight review Anon #14.
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Anonymous #14
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OH, it was the ribbed one, a vagina. It was so nice for about 20 mins after it was soaked in hot water with water lubricant. The cap at the end if tightened, makes it airtight and feels nice. Orgasms were the best on that thing, I got a boner just thinking about afterwards sometimes.
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Anonymous #6
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So, how does it compare to the "real thing". Is it non comparable but a pleasurable experience nonetheless? Also lots of people swear it is good for stamina training, is this true?
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Anonymous #15
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I'm totally buying one of these now that my sex partner is fucking girls now (don't ask)and not me. May be a while before it cums in but I shall give you all a detailed report. Oh BTW, I'm getting the one modeled after Stoya... damn that bitch is fine and I can't wait to fuck her..
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Anonymous #16
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i've considered getting one to help up my stamina
my last sexual performance was embarassing...
premature ejaculation sucks
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Anonymous #15
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Quote:
Anonymous said: i've considered getting one to help up my stamina
my last sexual performance was embarassing...
premature ejaculation sucks
It does indeed, coming off opiates will do that to me but my GF says "as long as you can cum twice it's ok by me, in fact better!" So there's the trick my friend.
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Anonymous #16
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yeah, well i came and then came again prematurely
and the next morning came again super quickly
other times have been fine... i dunno maybe it was just my nerves
it was a one night stand...but damn she a had a body
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pyronym
society sucks


Registered: 08/26/10
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I had a fleshlight. I was so curious I had to buy one so I found a 50% off adam and eve coupon and ordered it. I guess they just randomly send them out because mine was the mouth model. It felt good much better than my hand and because you have complete control of it I'd say that it has potential to feel better than a mouth or vagina until you realize that it's a chunk of silicone in the shape of a flashlight then it's not as fun. MFW I go on the fleshlight website a few months after I got rid of it and found out that the mouth fleshlight's name is mike or some shit
-------------------- Later, Tom My first growlog
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automan
blasted chipmunk


Registered: 09/18/03
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Re: Fleshlight [Re: pyronym]
#14276868 - 04/12/11 08:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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pyronym said: I go on the fleshlight website a few months after I got rid of it and found out that the mouth fleshlight's name is mike or some shit
-------------------- No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr
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dshow
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Registered: 01/22/09
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Re: Fleshlight [Re: automan]
#14278076 - 04/12/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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NEVER put the pussy on a pedestal. I see so many guys do that and their lives=fail.
maybe i should go anon?
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Fleshlight [Re: dshow]
#14278079 - 04/12/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ok i went anon. so yea dont put it on the pedestal and you will control the girl.
fleshlight seems wierd... I mean i would kind of think of myself as fail. and imagine if you ever got caught with it! omg...
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Anonymous #17
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giving up is on the rise lol! I touch myself at night....
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