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Anonymous #1

Fleshlight
    #14246272 - 04/06/11 06:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So anyone tried it? Getting kind of tired of ol' miss righty, and of course it would be nice to try something new. What do you think of your plastic pussy?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14246755 - 04/06/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fleshlight is a good alternative. When i was a virgin i was fed up with it, so i bought a fleshlight to know what pussy felt like. Well then because my expectations went away, and i didnt put pussy on so much of a pedestal. I got laid shortly after.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14247431 - 04/06/11 01:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hm, but how do they compare?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14248283 - 04/06/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is relevant to my interests


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Anonymous #5

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14248678 - 04/06/11 05:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
This is relevant to my interests




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Anonymous #6

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14248690 - 04/06/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If I had a cock I would have a review for you guys because I am most assured I would have one of these by now.  Unfortunately I don't :frown:

Also in this category of curiosity are TENGA EGGS.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
    #14248716 - 04/06/11 05:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

We're so anonymous.:Trollface:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #14248940 - 04/06/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14249105 - 04/06/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:whacker:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #14249120 - 04/06/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

one thing is for sure, the fleshlight is such a shame-inspiring device that not a single person on the shroomery will admit to wanting one with their real identities. 

this is both fascinating and horrifying.  i must have one.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14249141 - 04/06/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

But I don't understand!

How come women can have dildos and vibrators?

Why can't we have a fleshlight and be proud?!


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Anonymous #9

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14249364 - 04/06/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lmao:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #14249752 - 04/06/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

oh my god, they brought SA back!


wait...


in anycase, I want a fleshlight just to experience it, I just don't wanna pay fifty for it :crankdre:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #14249834 - 04/06/11 08:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You can get some of the bargain/ripoff ones for like 19.99

TENGA EGGS are only $6.00-$10.00 too, good for one use but if you are careful and/or wash them out you can get 2 or 3 uses from them. Apparently.

Wish I had a cock so I could experience boy toys :frown:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14250091 - 04/06/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Stop wishing you had a cock! (although I assume you're male)

You have a vag! You can put so many cool things in it and do tricks with it.

Plus, cha got boobs!


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Anonymous #6

Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14250202 - 04/06/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well when you put it that way :cool::thumbup:

Still, always curious about the grass on the other side of the fence etc...

The sad thing is, if I were male I probably would be :foreveralone: and have nothing to compare the fleshlight to anyway.


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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14250278 - 04/06/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would try one if I got one for free. Paying 50 dollars doesn't work for me. I have a hand(plus i have managed to get laid from time to time)


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Anonymous #5

Re: Fleshlight [Re: HuHEN] * 2
    #14250377 - 04/06/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER


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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14251359 - 04/07/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm going to quote something I read regarding the "fleshlight" in a SA thread once because it was hilarious and I agree with the sentiment:

"wow thats gay. fucking a flashlight"


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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Viveka]
    #14252940 - 04/07/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

People have fucked worse out there :shrug:


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