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Aubergine Of The Sun



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I went on plenty of fish and did a random search to see what came up, and a girl I used to know a few years ago was one of the first results
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Plutonian
Mushroom Man



Registered: 09/20/09
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PreparationH
apply daily


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Loc: Amsterdam
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243990 - 04/05/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you look normal to me. What state are you in that there are NO asians? At my university there is a huge amount of Asian people, you'd fit right in.
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biff
Boom



Registered: 06/23/09
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Quote:
MisterMuscaria said: Wait a tick...arent you the fleshlight and pee bottle guy?
Id start by getting rid of those.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


Registered: 08/28/09
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Loc: Florida
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: biff]
#14244011 - 04/05/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh SHIT! This is the pee bottle guy?!
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Revolutionst
Truth Seeker

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Yea nicotine is nice, but I think it's more the attitude of putting up your middle finger and not really caring too much about what people think. Which I think is the mindset of those who use nicotine. Being secure in yourself, I guess you could say.
I wouldn't recommend anyone getting into nicotine or tobacco tho, wouldn't want someone possibly getting addicted to something on my head.
But ey, you really need to fix up that profile page... imo... but it's really all your state of mind, and your perspectives. Work on those, because you can listen to us and make yourself lookin like a pimp on okcupid, but once you talk to the girl/meet the girl they will (if they are socially calibrated) immediately see you're fronting. Women are way good at sensing emotions and body language.
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Plutonian
Mushroom Man



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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: biff]
#14244020 - 04/05/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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RaverKitty



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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14244158 - 04/05/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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candidguy said: I've been away from this forum for a while now but I used to mess around in here and got great advice so here we go again.
I'm 22 year old virgin and lately I feel the super urge to getting laid but I just don't know how to approach it, I'm scared of girls but whatever. I've been surfing the net for a few days now and hoping to find causal encounters online, and I came across craigslist, backpage escort, plentyoffish, mingle2, datehookup, onlinebootycall, etc
All to no avail, most are fakes and scams, I'd like to get an escort but the women on the photos are either too old and/or ugly, and some are too attractive so it's too good to be true in other words scams.
I know I should go to a club or something, but I got no friends or acquaintance here so I can't go by myself, I'm too shy and have anxiety, I need what you called a wingman or something, now I wanna try methylone to boost my confidence but I have second thoughts about using some synthetic drug, I guess methylone is my last resort if I'm too desperate.
Anyone here have good advice? I mean I gotta experience it, I feel like a loser and can probably lead me to depression or something
Okay....I understand the social anxiety but seriously man....EVERYBODY goes through the uncomfortable stage of trying to hook up with someone...they put themselves out there and take a risk not knowing how it's gonna work out. Chances are if you're a nice guy, and are able to just be yourself it will work out. The hard part is just taking the first step to put yourself out there. IMO if you are to afraid to just go out to a bar/club or anywhere for that matter and talk to a girl then you certainly don't just DESERVE sex. Since you've waited this long you have probably built it up quite a bit in your head so that is going to make it even more difficult.
Obviously you think an escort looks ugly or too old.....it's an escort...
You can try and just get laid for the first time through craigslist or an escort but you know you will eventually have to put yourself out there and start talking to people for the real thing....
Good luck to you
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4runner


Registered: 07/16/10
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Loc: State of Jefferson
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14244183 - 04/05/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember your crazy owl avatar. Just don't give a fuck and and ask every chick you see if she want to hang out/party or would like give you her number for a future date.
The worst thing that can happen is she says no which will happen. Middle of the road have fun and jerk off. The best case, you gonna get laid.
No i did not read a single reply and was a virgin until I was around 21 or so. I could have but I never just wanted "a" fuck(well I did but it was not what I was after). Which seemed to work out for me since I am happily married and all my friends that did hit everything are still trying to find the right one... at 35ish and still having relationship problems. Also I later found out how many chicks I could have banged and damn if I wish I did but those ones went of to there own life and are pretty much gone. I mean, people change and it would not have worked out for the long term and just caused more pain.
You'll find the right one eventually but in the meantime don't get attached to a lay. The game is wide open and play the field. Get some sex under your belt and then take your time for the right one to settle with. You settle to fast and more than likely you will regret it, that is at least my experience with my friends.
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Clownswor
The One The Only



Registered: 07/01/09
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: 4runner]
#14244468 - 04/05/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you can do it!!!!a
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Atlantic Wind


Registered: 03/26/09
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Clownswor]
#14245405 - 04/05/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Take like 40-60 mg of Adderall and spit some game
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realfuzzhead



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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14245425 - 04/05/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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candidguy said: Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?

I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?
Is this pic look fine or should I change?
go get em tiger! 
im a little late but yeah that pic is a little creepy. idk something about the way you're staring through the camera into my soul
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Maverick
Lover of Earwigs!




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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Clownswor]
#14245536 - 04/06/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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RP, what you need is a totally new outlook on life. :o'
And YES YOU CAN!
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