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OfflineMaverick
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243757 - 04/05/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well, like both revolutionist and I pointed out, if you look like you're active, you're social, etc, you've got more of a chance of attracting attention to yourself.  You can't deny that physical attraction is the first element in pretty much all relationship/attraction cases.  You don't try to get interested in someone who looks like your ass, just because they will probably have a better personality, do you?  You probably look for someone both attractive and with a good personality.

Dude's already fine looking, he just needs to change his composure.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14243770 - 04/05/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah you're a normal looking dude with a job

you fit the bill perfectly

getting over rejection is the hardest part, get over that and you're golden. when you're 8" deep (results my vary) inside the girl who worked out you wont be thinking of the girls who said no.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243774 - 04/05/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Oh it's Envix, lol u still remember me and hell yeah I still remember you, didnt you changed ur profile pic? You used to have like a zelda legend guy's pic right?
I quit that job about 3 months ago and try to become a truck driver now, heck, I've work there for 3 years and got like $70k already



oh even better, then post a pic of u driving a truck

ha yeah i changed my avatar again. same character tho, different pic. it's still Tetra :wink:

and asians are cool as hell, just check this kid out



he was a member here for a while


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
    #14243795 - 04/05/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243801 - 04/05/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:

The problem is me being Asian and I feel different and not fit in, I wish I have lived in my own country and not moved here when I was 10, it messed up my personality or something.
Damn, I'd pay $1,000 just to get laid if possible.




With that attitude youll never get any... if you go back to your "own" country youd complain that youve been abroad most of your life and dont fit in. youve lived where you do most of your life accept it, embrace it.

also im a white guy and i think asian chicks are damn sexy... you dont think there are white girls that feel that way about asian dudes?

instead of thinking that being asian makes you an outsider, think of yourself as a delicacy

hope it helps

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: marcusxavier]
    #14243822 - 04/05/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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OfflineEnvix
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243827 - 04/05/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the good part about having a fucked up childhood is that it makes u a more interesting adult :cool:


yeah that pic is perfect. use it dude it makes u look funny


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243843 - 04/05/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
I'm short and I can't even approach girl





I'm short and homely, I have no problem approaching women

try this, walk up to a girl one day and ask "have you got a little chinese in
you?" when she says NO, ask her if she'd like to change that

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
    #14243842 - 04/05/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
    #14243847 - 04/05/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wear a short/turn the light on, and your golden brah. :chillin:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243854 - 04/05/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
ok now please tell me how my profile look and what I need to edit?
Thanks

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/neptunian2





backstreet boys?

you're trolling

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243860 - 04/05/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
how about this pic that I just took?






much better

but put a shirt on


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14243866 - 04/05/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

candidguy said:
ok now please tell me how my profile look and what I need to edit?
Thanks

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/neptunian2





backstreet boys?

you're trolling




lol u should see my profile

shits so stupid

but i think he was trying to make a joke


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243891 - 04/05/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I really do listen to the bsb, they are one of my favorite band, their love songs are affectionate and all that, I just dont get why people hate them so much, when I was in high school and I say I listen to it, my classmates would say that's gay but I just don't get it.
I swear to God I like the backstreet boys. I can almost sing any of their songs and I remembered the lyrics. My cousin like them too, maybe Asian people like them or something, they're very popular in China

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243899 - 04/05/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

drugs never??? why are you on the shroomery son :crankey:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14243900 - 04/05/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

candidguy said:
ok now please tell me how my profile look and what I need to edit?
Thanks

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/neptunian2





backstreet boys?

you're trolling




ok i repeal my previous posts


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243906 - 04/05/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just went on okcupid and checked out some of the girls in my area.

Not worth making a profile for :lol:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
    #14243918 - 04/05/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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OfflineEnvix
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
    #14243921 - 04/05/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

also not sure if you want this advice but i started smoking cigs a few months ago and i swear it's made me more outgoing. i used to get really nervous in social situations and self-conscious about not knowing what to say and going through things in my head alot

and now it's just like ah whatever i'll know what i need to say it'll come to me when it needs to and cigs have helped alot with that


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candidguy said:
Quote:

Envix said:
drugs never??? why are you on the shroomery son :crankey:




of course you gotta make the profile look good for yourself, no?



you'd be attracting the wrong type of girl if u lie. do you want someone who likes you for U or someone youre not??


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243922 - 04/05/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wait a tick...arent you the fleshlight and pee bottle guy?

Id start by getting rid of those.

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