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OfflineMaverick
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14243669 - 04/05/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

He needs to take a little Charlie Sheen.  That'll give him some Tiger's Blood.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243675 - 04/05/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?



Is this pic look fine or should I change?






loads of girls are into monks

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243678 - 04/05/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?



I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?

Is this pic look fine or should I change?




You look like a sick puppy who has been cuddled up under that blanket in that dim room forever. Get out from under there, put on something nice, and make sure to sit up straight. And don't look like someone is pointing a gun at your head and forcing you to take a picture.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14243680 - 04/05/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That's what I thought too.  Monk :wink:

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
    #14243685 - 04/05/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
    #14243688 - 04/05/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Maverick said:
You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people.  Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc. 

Use a different picture for your profile though.  One of you out doing something.  You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside.  Women aren't looking for that.




thats stupid

just get a picture with u looking happy and not like a serial killer


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14243690 - 04/05/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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candidguy said:
Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?



I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?

Is this pic look fine or should I change?





Are you under a blanket? Take it off, sit up straight, smile, and look confident. You look scared. lol



He is scared.... That's why he is on a dating sight. Get out and explore you fruit! And take that snuggy off.... LOL!!!:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14243693 - 04/05/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

post a pic of you doing something cool like cooking something at your job @ the chinese resturant. u still work there right?


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14243695 - 04/05/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hey OP, I found a GF for you.



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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: AntiEverything]
    #14243701 - 04/05/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i had sex with 2 out of about 100 i messaged :shrug:






it's a numbers game and your odds are better in a bar or other public setting,
1 in 10 will usually be up for a one nighter, a few of those 10 will want a
relationship and the rest are either not interested or just not right now




yeah idk i actually was looking for a relationship which i found but the first 2 girls were just kinda little toys. i dont like the club scene whatsoever.
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no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.




yeah because the first place he loked to was obviously the internet


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243706 - 04/05/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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Maverick said:
You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people.  Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc. 

Use a different picture for your profile though.  One of you out doing something.  You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside.  Women aren't looking for that.




thats stupid

just get a picture with u looking happy and not like a serial killer




It's a profile picture for hooking up, not for his facebook. He should be trying to impress, not look boring.  Looking boring is retarded...

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14243707 - 04/05/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Hey OP, I found a GF for you.





:laugh2:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14243709 - 04/05/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha omg, that's mean...


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: AntiEverything]
    #14243712 - 04/05/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.




At least give the guy some credit for putting himself out there!

With OKC/POF, loose standards, and a little bit of spontaneity... sex is pretty much guaranteed. :borat:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
    #14243716 - 04/05/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
    #14243723 - 04/05/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Maverick said:
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pfxtc said:
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Maverick said:
You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people.  Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc. 

Use a different picture for your profile though.  One of you out doing something.  You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside.  Women aren't looking for that.




thats stupid

just get a picture with u looking happy and not like a serial killer




It's a profile picture for hooking up, not for his facebook. He should be trying to impress, not look boring.  Looking boring is retarded...




how is a picture of you standing outside impressive?

tons of people do it every day

just smile at the camera :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243737 - 04/05/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
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AntiEverything said:
no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.




The problem is me being Asian and I feel different and not fit in, I wish I have lived in my own country and not moved here when I was 10, it messed up my personality or something.
Damn, I'd pay $1,000 just to get laid if possible.
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Envix said:
post a pic of you doing something cool like cooking something at your job @ the chinese resturant. u still work there right?




Oh it's Envix, lol u still remember me and hell yeah I still remember you, didnt you changed ur profile pic? You used to have like a zelda legend guy's pic right?
I quit that job about 3 months ago and try to become a truck driver now, heck, I've work there for 3 years and got like $70k already





Be proud of being Asian! Be confident! Cool women like men that are different and confident.


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14243736 - 04/05/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sup bro. I'd recommend getting a pic with someone else in it, a brother even. It gives you the appearance of being social, and having social acceptance.

I have heard reports of these online dating sites being good places to get laid, but also where the looney-toons hang out - so watch out.

You can try reading a e-book called Magic Bullets. Torrent it, it's free.

Then there is the fleshlight.

But I'm not encouraging any of this! I'd rather have saved my virginity until marriage (if it ever happens). Losing your virginity is cool the first month but after that it's back to baseline. Sex is cool, so are drugs, but there is SO much more to life than these things. Besides, you rather give your first time to someone who reciprocates your love, or some hoe that just wants a quickie then is off to find another quick thrill?


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14243745 - 04/05/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah nothing wrong with being asian lol.

dont read any stupid "how to hook up books"

just work on your own self confidence and it will come i promise

sex is really really over emphasized in this country in my opinion

as far as a dating profile goes most chicks dont give a shit i dont think, just have a pic of you looking happy and be able to talk to them without sounding desperate. after 5-10 messages ask for a number. don't get attached to anyone from the site, if they say no or stop messaging u, fuck them, they dont matter. u gotta be persistent and message a ton of girls and youll eventually meet one who either just wants to fuck or actually likes you


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (04/05/11 07:11 PM)

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243747 - 04/05/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
The problem is me being Asian and I feel different





no, the problem is that you lack self confidence, put that away because
you're a good looking guy and this shouldnt be a problem for you, you make it
something it isnt, just talk to them and dont fear rejection because it
really doesnt mean anything

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