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OfflinePlutonian
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    #14243505 - 04/05/11 06:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243543 - 04/05/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Those online dating sites are just about the best place to get your self laid. Most of the chicks just want to get fucked even though they say they are looking for long term relationships. What they don't want is a bunch of morons saying lets fuck.

Start talking to a few ask to meet in real life, if they say yes 99% they want to fuck. Get a few drinks in them then invite them somewhere private. It's almost too easy. Just don't bring up sex while you are talking to them online or else they will probably label you as a creeper and move on.




I met a girl on okcupid before saying she was all into long term relationships and how she didn't like messing around with strangers and shes real timid. When I met up with her for the first time she wouldn't stop talking about how shes scared of big dicks (aka wants a big dick to fuck her). I could tell she was a huge slut even though she said she was the opposite online.


Also turns out a couple of my friends knew her and they both fucked her and they said she pretty much fucks anyone that has a dick.



So online dating sites :thumbup: Just don't act creepy or you won't be getting any.


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243556 - 04/05/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
I've been away from this forum for a while now but I used to mess around in here and got great advice so here we go again.

I'm 22 year old virgin and lately I feel the super urge to getting laid but I just don't know how to approach it, I'm scared of girls but whatever.
I've been surfing the net for a few days now and hoping to find causal encounters online, and I came across craigslist, backpage escort, plentyoffish, mingle2, datehookup, onlinebootycall, etc

All to no avail, most are fakes and scams, I'd like to get an escort but the women on the photos are either too old and/or ugly, and some are too attractive so it's too good to be true in other words scams.

I know I should go to a club or something, but I got no friends or acquaintance here so I can't go by myself, I'm too shy and have anxiety, I need what you called a wingman or something, now I wanna try methylone to boost my confidence but I have second thoughts about using some synthetic drug, I guess methylone is my last resort if I'm too desperate.

Anyone here have good advice? I mean I gotta experience it, I feel like a loser and can probably lead me to depression or something



Dress nice, go to a martini bar, be nice(not creepy), start a conversation. one man job. It's very easy, trust me! :super:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pmb]
    #14243561 - 04/05/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

okcupid.com
plentyoffish.com

i fucked 2 girls on okcupid in feb

and met this new girl on the other site and were basically in love

every girl ive met from online dating totally shaved her.. everything.. so in my eyes that means she was ready to have sex from the get go :lol: just dont be a fuckin creep and appear slightly genuine, or better yet, be genuine

dont sell yourself for sex or anything stupid, find a real girl and have real passionate sex

its not worth feeling shameful


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243579 - 04/05/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Is okcupid really that easy?

I thought those kind of sites would be extremely greasy


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
    #14243587 - 04/05/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol nah man

okcupid is legit as shit

although some of the chicks are real fucking weird

i had sex with 2 out of about 100 i messaged :shrug:

got phone numbers from probably 10, but they were just boring as hell

i hate the girls who are like fucking cardboard, no emotion or no interests.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243597 - 04/05/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

RP!  I have great news!  There are legal brothels here in Nevada!  Come visit but bring money, them whores need the cash!

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243604 - 04/05/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:werd: girls like that bore me as well.

Is it free?  My friends were talking about that the other week, saying they wanted to try it. :lol:


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243614 - 04/05/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dude, listen, a hooker is not what you need to get laid your first time, trust me. It's really not as hard as you make it out to be so just put yourself out there a little and make moves on girls. That's all it really is, going for it.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
    #14243615 - 04/05/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well you Are looking on the internet for love.  Expect boring people.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243626 - 04/05/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

be sure to hide your piss jugs Candidguy

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
    #14243631 - 04/05/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?



I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?

Is this pic look fine or should I change?

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
    #14243641 - 04/05/11 06:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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x Ju x said:
:werd: girls like that bore me as well.

Is it free?  My friends were talking about that the other week, saying they wanted to try it. :lol:



Quote:

Maverick said:
Well you Are looking on the internet for love.  Expect boring people.




yeah it's free.

and im not boring. and ive met the most amazing fascinating girl ive ever known from plenty of fish :shrug:

if u get a hooker to have sex ull hate yourself forever, sex really is pointless unless you have a bond with the person imo


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243645 - 04/05/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people.  Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc. 

Use a different picture for your profile though.  One of you out doing something.  You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside.  Women aren't looking for that.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243650 - 04/05/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i had sex with 2 out of about 100 i messaged :shrug:






it's a numbers game and your odds are better in a bar or other public setting,
1 in 10 will usually be up for a one nighter, a few of those 10 will want a
relationship and the rest are either not interested or just not right now

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243651 - 04/05/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That picture is just not very interesting. You should probably be posing, or at least making some sort of expression. A smile might be best.


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243654 - 04/05/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah. Crop out the fact that you're curled up in a blanket. It looks weird.


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
    #14243661 - 04/05/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

x Ju x said:
:werd: girls like that bore me as well.

Is it free?  My friends were talking about that the other week, saying they wanted to try it. :lol:



Quote:

Maverick said:
Well you Are looking on the internet for love.  Expect boring people.




yeah it's free.

and im not boring. and ive met the most amazing fascinating girl ive ever known from plenty of fish :shrug:

if u get a hooker to have sex ull hate yourself forever, sex really is pointless unless you have a bond with the person imo





Yeah the hooker part was a joke.  However I've had my fair share of one night stands, and I have yet to regret them.  (Got tested and all, I am clean, so ain't nothin' to regret.)

I guess when I was on my first girlfriend, I felt that way about sex being all about a bond, but then the relationship revolves around sex, it's fucking stupid, and it's kind of dumb.  Sex is sex, it's enjoyable, you can or can't have bonding moments during it.  I hate it being a pinnacle of a relationship and a cornerstone of emotion, bad way to think about shit.

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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243664 - 04/05/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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candidguy said:
Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?



I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?

Is this pic look fine or should I change?





Are you under a blanket? Take it off, sit up straight, smile, and look confident. You look scared. lol


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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
    #14243668 - 04/05/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.


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