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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243543 - 04/05/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Those online dating sites are just about the best place to get your self laid. Most of the chicks just want to get fucked even though they say they are looking for long term relationships. What they don't want is a bunch of morons saying lets fuck.
Start talking to a few ask to meet in real life, if they say yes 99% they want to fuck. Get a few drinks in them then invite them somewhere private. It's almost too easy. Just don't bring up sex while you are talking to them online or else they will probably label you as a creeper and move on.
I met a girl on okcupid before saying she was all into long term relationships and how she didn't like messing around with strangers and shes real timid. When I met up with her for the first time she wouldn't stop talking about how shes scared of big dicks (aka wants a big dick to fuck her). I could tell she was a huge slut even though she said she was the opposite online.
Also turns out a couple of my friends knew her and they both fucked her and they said she pretty much fucks anyone that has a dick.
So online dating sites Just don't act creepy or you won't be getting any.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243556 - 04/05/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: I've been away from this forum for a while now but I used to mess around in here and got great advice so here we go again.
I'm 22 year old virgin and lately I feel the super urge to getting laid but I just don't know how to approach it, I'm scared of girls but whatever. I've been surfing the net for a few days now and hoping to find causal encounters online, and I came across craigslist, backpage escort, plentyoffish, mingle2, datehookup, onlinebootycall, etc
All to no avail, most are fakes and scams, I'd like to get an escort but the women on the photos are either too old and/or ugly, and some are too attractive so it's too good to be true in other words scams.
I know I should go to a club or something, but I got no friends or acquaintance here so I can't go by myself, I'm too shy and have anxiety, I need what you called a wingman or something, now I wanna try methylone to boost my confidence but I have second thoughts about using some synthetic drug, I guess methylone is my last resort if I'm too desperate.
Anyone here have good advice? I mean I gotta experience it, I feel like a loser and can probably lead me to depression or something
Dress nice, go to a martini bar, be nice(not creepy), start a conversation. one man job. It's very easy, trust me!
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pmb]
#14243561 - 04/05/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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okcupid.com plentyoffish.com
i fucked 2 girls on okcupid in feb
and met this new girl on the other site and were basically in love
every girl ive met from online dating totally shaved her.. everything.. so in my eyes that means she was ready to have sex from the get go just dont be a fuckin creep and appear slightly genuine, or better yet, be genuine
dont sell yourself for sex or anything stupid, find a real girl and have real passionate sex
its not worth feeling shameful
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243579 - 04/05/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is okcupid really that easy?
I thought those kind of sites would be extremely greasy
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
#14243587 - 04/05/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol nah man
okcupid is legit as shit
although some of the chicks are real fucking weird
i had sex with 2 out of about 100 i messaged 
got phone numbers from probably 10, but they were just boring as hell
i hate the girls who are like fucking cardboard, no emotion or no interests.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243597 - 04/05/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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RP! I have great news! There are legal brothels here in Nevada! Come visit but bring money, them whores need the cash!
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243604 - 04/05/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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girls like that bore me as well.
Is it free? My friends were talking about that the other week, saying they wanted to try it.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243614 - 04/05/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude, listen, a hooker is not what you need to get laid your first time, trust me. It's really not as hard as you make it out to be so just put yourself out there a little and make moves on girls. That's all it really is, going for it.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
#14243615 - 04/05/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well you Are looking on the internet for love. Expect boring people.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243626 - 04/05/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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be sure to hide your piss jugs Candidguy
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
#14243631 - 04/05/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?

I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?
Is this pic look fine or should I change?
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
#14243641 - 04/05/11 06:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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x Ju x said:
girls like that bore me as well.
Is it free? My friends were talking about that the other week, saying they wanted to try it. 
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Maverick said: Well you Are looking on the internet for love. Expect boring people.
yeah it's free.
and im not boring. and ive met the most amazing fascinating girl ive ever known from plenty of fish 
if u get a hooker to have sex ull hate yourself forever, sex really is pointless unless you have a bond with the person imo
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243645 - 04/05/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people. Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc.
Use a different picture for your profile though. One of you out doing something. You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside. Women aren't looking for that.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243650 - 04/05/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: i had sex with 2 out of about 100 i messaged 
it's a numbers game and your odds are better in a bar or other public setting, 1 in 10 will usually be up for a one nighter, a few of those 10 will want a relationship and the rest are either not interested or just not right now
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243651 - 04/05/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That picture is just not very interesting. You should probably be posing, or at least making some sort of expression. A smile might be best.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243654 - 04/05/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah. Crop out the fact that you're curled up in a blanket. It looks weird.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243661 - 04/05/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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pfxtc said:
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x Ju x said:
girls like that bore me as well.
Is it free? My friends were talking about that the other week, saying they wanted to try it. 
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Maverick said: Well you Are looking on the internet for love. Expect boring people.
yeah it's free.
and im not boring. and ive met the most amazing fascinating girl ive ever known from plenty of fish 
if u get a hooker to have sex ull hate yourself forever, sex really is pointless unless you have a bond with the person imo
Yeah the hooker part was a joke. However I've had my fair share of one night stands, and I have yet to regret them. (Got tested and all, I am clean, so ain't nothin' to regret.)
I guess when I was on my first girlfriend, I felt that way about sex being all about a bond, but then the relationship revolves around sex, it's fucking stupid, and it's kind of dumb. Sex is sex, it's enjoyable, you can or can't have bonding moments during it. I hate it being a pinnacle of a relationship and a cornerstone of emotion, bad way to think about shit.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243664 - 04/05/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?

I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?
Is this pic look fine or should I change?
Are you under a blanket? Take it off, sit up straight, smile, and look confident. You look scared. lol
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243668 - 04/05/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.
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He needs to take a little Charlie Sheen. That'll give him some Tiger's Blood.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243675 - 04/05/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?

Is this pic look fine or should I change?
loads of girls are into monks
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243678 - 04/05/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?

I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?
Is this pic look fine or should I change?
You look like a sick puppy who has been cuddled up under that blanket in that dim room forever. Get out from under there, put on something nice, and make sure to sit up straight. And don't look like someone is pointing a gun at your head and forcing you to take a picture.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14243680 - 04/05/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's what I thought too. Monk
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
#14243688 - 04/05/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maverick said: You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people. Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc.
Use a different picture for your profile though. One of you out doing something. You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside. Women aren't looking for that.
thats stupid
just get a picture with u looking happy and not like a serial killer
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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candidguy said: Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?

I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?
Is this pic look fine or should I change?
Are you under a blanket? Take it off, sit up straight, smile, and look confident. You look scared. lol
He is scared.... That's why he is on a dating sight. Get out and explore you fruit! And take that snuggy off.... LOL!!!
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14243693 - 04/05/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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post a pic of you doing something cool like cooking something at your job @ the chinese resturant. u still work there right?
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14243695 - 04/05/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hey OP, I found a GF for you.
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pfxtc said: i had sex with 2 out of about 100 i messaged 
it's a numbers game and your odds are better in a bar or other public setting, 1 in 10 will usually be up for a one nighter, a few of those 10 will want a relationship and the rest are either not interested or just not right now
yeah idk i actually was looking for a relationship which i found but the first 2 girls were just kinda little toys. i dont like the club scene whatsoever.Quote:
AntiEverything said: no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.
yeah because the first place he loked to was obviously the internet
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243706 - 04/05/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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pfxtc said:
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Maverick said: You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people. Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc.
Use a different picture for your profile though. One of you out doing something. You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside. Women aren't looking for that.
thats stupid
just get a picture with u looking happy and not like a serial killer
It's a profile picture for hooking up, not for his facebook. He should be trying to impress, not look boring. Looking boring is retarded...
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Hey OP, I found a GF for you.

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AntiEverything said: no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.
At least give the guy some credit for putting himself out there!
With OKC/POF, loose standards, and a little bit of spontaneity... sex is pretty much guaranteed.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
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Maverick said:
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pfxtc said:
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Maverick said: You look perfectly normal, you should get over that shit and just start hanging out with people. Hit up the pubs, go skiing and meet chill stoners, etc.
Use a different picture for your profile though. One of you out doing something. You don't want to portray yourself as someone who stays inside. Women aren't looking for that.
thats stupid
just get a picture with u looking happy and not like a serial killer
It's a profile picture for hooking up, not for his facebook. He should be trying to impress, not look boring. Looking boring is retarded...
how is a picture of you standing outside impressive?
tons of people do it every day
just smile at the camera
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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Sup bro. I'd recommend getting a pic with someone else in it, a brother even. It gives you the appearance of being social, and having social acceptance.
I have heard reports of these online dating sites being good places to get laid, but also where the looney-toons hang out - so watch out.
You can try reading a e-book called Magic Bullets. Torrent it, it's free.
Then there is the fleshlight.
But I'm not encouraging any of this! I'd rather have saved my virginity until marriage (if it ever happens). Losing your virginity is cool the first month but after that it's back to baseline. Sex is cool, so are drugs, but there is SO much more to life than these things. Besides, you rather give your first time to someone who reciprocates your love, or some hoe that just wants a quickie then is off to find another quick thrill?
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243737 - 04/05/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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AntiEverything said: no offense, but, if you are 22, haven't gotten laid, and the first place you look is the internet, you probably have bigger issues.
The problem is me being Asian and I feel different and not fit in, I wish I have lived in my own country and not moved here when I was 10, it messed up my personality or something. Damn, I'd pay $1,000 just to get laid if possible.Quote:
Envix said: post a pic of you doing something cool like cooking something at your job @ the chinese resturant. u still work there right?
Oh it's Envix, lol u still remember me and hell yeah I still remember you, didnt you changed ur profile pic? You used to have like a zelda legend guy's pic right? I quit that job about 3 months ago and try to become a truck driver now, heck, I've work there for 3 years and got like $70k already
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yeah nothing wrong with being asian lol.
dont read any stupid "how to hook up books"
just work on your own self confidence and it will come i promise
sex is really really over emphasized in this country in my opinion
as far as a dating profile goes most chicks dont give a shit i dont think, just have a pic of you looking happy and be able to talk to them without sounding desperate. after 5-10 messages ask for a number. don't get attached to anyone from the site, if they say no or stop messaging u, fuck them, they dont matter. u gotta be persistent and message a ton of girls and youll eventually meet one who either just wants to fuck or actually likes you
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243747 - 04/05/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: The problem is me being Asian and I feel different
no, the problem is that you lack self confidence, put that away because you're a good looking guy and this shouldnt be a problem for you, you make it something it isnt, just talk to them and dont fear rejection because it really doesnt mean anything
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243757 - 04/05/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, like both revolutionist and I pointed out, if you look like you're active, you're social, etc, you've got more of a chance of attracting attention to yourself. You can't deny that physical attraction is the first element in pretty much all relationship/attraction cases. You don't try to get interested in someone who looks like your ass, just because they will probably have a better personality, do you? You probably look for someone both attractive and with a good personality.
Dude's already fine looking, he just needs to change his composure.
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pfxtc
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14243770 - 04/05/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah you're a normal looking dude with a job
you fit the bill perfectly
getting over rejection is the hardest part, get over that and you're golden. when you're 8" deep (results my vary) inside the girl who worked out you wont be thinking of the girls who said no.
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Envix
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243774 - 04/05/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: Oh it's Envix, lol u still remember me and hell yeah I still remember you, didnt you changed ur profile pic? You used to have like a zelda legend guy's pic right? I quit that job about 3 months ago and try to become a truck driver now, heck, I've work there for 3 years and got like $70k already
oh even better, then post a pic of u driving a truck
ha yeah i changed my avatar again. same character tho, different pic. it's still Tetra 
and asians are cool as hell, just check this kid out
he was a member here for a while
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Maverick]
#14243795 - 04/05/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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marcusxavier
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243801 - 04/05/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said:
The problem is me being Asian and I feel different and not fit in, I wish I have lived in my own country and not moved here when I was 10, it messed up my personality or something. Damn, I'd pay $1,000 just to get laid if possible.
With that attitude youll never get any... if you go back to your "own" country youd complain that youve been abroad most of your life and dont fit in. youve lived where you do most of your life accept it, embrace it.
also im a white guy and i think asian chicks are damn sexy... you dont think there are white girls that feel that way about asian dudes?
instead of thinking that being asian makes you an outsider, think of yourself as a delicacy
hope it helps
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: marcusxavier]
#14243822 - 04/05/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Envix
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243827 - 04/05/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the good part about having a fucked up childhood is that it makes u a more interesting adult 
yeah that pic is perfect. use it dude it makes u look funny
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
#14243842 - 04/05/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243843 - 04/05/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: I'm short and I can't even approach girl
I'm short and homely, I have no problem approaching women
try this, walk up to a girl one day and ask "have you got a little chinese in you?" when she says NO, ask her if she'd like to change that
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
#14243847 - 04/05/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wear a short/turn the light on, and your golden brah.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243854 - 04/05/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: ok now please tell me how my profile look and what I need to edit? Thanks
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/neptunian2
backstreet boys?
you're trolling
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pfxtc
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243860 - 04/05/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: how about this pic that I just took?

much better
but put a shirt on
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14243866 - 04/05/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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candidguy said: ok now please tell me how my profile look and what I need to edit? Thanks
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/neptunian2
backstreet boys?
you're trolling
lol u should see my profile
shits so stupid
but i think he was trying to make a joke
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243891 - 04/05/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I really do listen to the bsb, they are one of my favorite band, their love songs are affectionate and all that, I just dont get why people hate them so much, when I was in high school and I say I listen to it, my classmates would say that's gay but I just don't get it. I swear to God I like the backstreet boys. I can almost sing any of their songs and I remembered the lyrics. My cousin like them too, maybe Asian people like them or something, they're very popular in China
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Envix
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: pfxtc]
#14243899 - 04/05/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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drugs never??? why are you on the shroomery son
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14243900 - 04/05/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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candidguy said: ok now please tell me how my profile look and what I need to edit? Thanks
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/neptunian2
backstreet boys?
you're trolling
ok i repeal my previous posts
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243906 - 04/05/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just went on okcupid and checked out some of the girls in my area.
Not worth making a profile for
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Envix]
#14243918 - 04/05/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Envix
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: x Ju x]
#14243921 - 04/05/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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also not sure if you want this advice but i started smoking cigs a few months ago and i swear it's made me more outgoing. i used to get really nervous in social situations and self-conscious about not knowing what to say and going through things in my head alot
and now it's just like ah whatever i'll know what i need to say it'll come to me when it needs to and cigs have helped alot with that
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candidguy said:
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Envix said: drugs never??? why are you on the shroomery son 
of course you gotta make the profile look good for yourself, no?
you'd be attracting the wrong type of girl if u lie. do you want someone who likes you for U or someone youre not??
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243922 - 04/05/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wait a tick...arent you the fleshlight and pee bottle guy?
Id start by getting rid of those.
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I went on plenty of fish and did a random search to see what came up, and a girl I used to know a few years ago was one of the first results
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14243990 - 04/05/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you look normal to me. What state are you in that there are NO asians? At my university there is a huge amount of Asian people, you'd fit right in.
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biff
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MisterMuscaria said: Wait a tick...arent you the fleshlight and pee bottle guy?
Id start by getting rid of those.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: biff]
#14244011 - 04/05/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh SHIT! This is the pee bottle guy?!
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Yea nicotine is nice, but I think it's more the attitude of putting up your middle finger and not really caring too much about what people think. Which I think is the mindset of those who use nicotine. Being secure in yourself, I guess you could say.
I wouldn't recommend anyone getting into nicotine or tobacco tho, wouldn't want someone possibly getting addicted to something on my head.
But ey, you really need to fix up that profile page... imo... but it's really all your state of mind, and your perspectives. Work on those, because you can listen to us and make yourself lookin like a pimp on okcupid, but once you talk to the girl/meet the girl they will (if they are socially calibrated) immediately see you're fronting. Women are way good at sensing emotions and body language.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: biff]
#14244020 - 04/05/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14244158 - 04/05/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: I've been away from this forum for a while now but I used to mess around in here and got great advice so here we go again.
I'm 22 year old virgin and lately I feel the super urge to getting laid but I just don't know how to approach it, I'm scared of girls but whatever. I've been surfing the net for a few days now and hoping to find causal encounters online, and I came across craigslist, backpage escort, plentyoffish, mingle2, datehookup, onlinebootycall, etc
All to no avail, most are fakes and scams, I'd like to get an escort but the women on the photos are either too old and/or ugly, and some are too attractive so it's too good to be true in other words scams.
I know I should go to a club or something, but I got no friends or acquaintance here so I can't go by myself, I'm too shy and have anxiety, I need what you called a wingman or something, now I wanna try methylone to boost my confidence but I have second thoughts about using some synthetic drug, I guess methylone is my last resort if I'm too desperate.
Anyone here have good advice? I mean I gotta experience it, I feel like a loser and can probably lead me to depression or something
Okay....I understand the social anxiety but seriously man....EVERYBODY goes through the uncomfortable stage of trying to hook up with someone...they put themselves out there and take a risk not knowing how it's gonna work out. Chances are if you're a nice guy, and are able to just be yourself it will work out. The hard part is just taking the first step to put yourself out there. IMO if you are to afraid to just go out to a bar/club or anywhere for that matter and talk to a girl then you certainly don't just DESERVE sex. Since you've waited this long you have probably built it up quite a bit in your head so that is going to make it even more difficult.
Obviously you think an escort looks ugly or too old.....it's an escort...
You can try and just get laid for the first time through craigslist or an escort but you know you will eventually have to put yourself out there and start talking to people for the real thing....
Good luck to you
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14244183 - 04/05/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I remember your crazy owl avatar. Just don't give a fuck and and ask every chick you see if she want to hang out/party or would like give you her number for a future date.
The worst thing that can happen is she says no which will happen. Middle of the road have fun and jerk off. The best case, you gonna get laid.
No i did not read a single reply and was a virgin until I was around 21 or so. I could have but I never just wanted "a" fuck(well I did but it was not what I was after). Which seemed to work out for me since I am happily married and all my friends that did hit everything are still trying to find the right one... at 35ish and still having relationship problems. Also I later found out how many chicks I could have banged and damn if I wish I did but those ones went of to there own life and are pretty much gone. I mean, people change and it would not have worked out for the long term and just caused more pain.
You'll find the right one eventually but in the meantime don't get attached to a lay. The game is wide open and play the field. Get some sex under your belt and then take your time for the right one to settle with. You settle to fast and more than likely you will regret it, that is at least my experience with my friends.
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: 4runner]
#14244468 - 04/05/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you can do it!!!!a
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Clownswor]
#14245405 - 04/05/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Take like 40-60 mg of Adderall and spit some game
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Plutonian]
#14245425 - 04/05/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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candidguy said: Ok, just signed up at okcupid, now, do my profile pic look okay?

I know, I'm Asian and I feel weird and not fit in, and it scares me that I wanna hook up with a white girl, cause it's different and interracial and I don't know what the white girl would think?
Is this pic look fine or should I change?
go get em tiger! 
im a little late but yeah that pic is a little creepy. idk something about the way you're staring through the camera into my soul
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Maverick
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Re: need help hooking up/getting laid [Re: Clownswor]
#14245536 - 04/06/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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RP, what you need is a totally new outlook on life. :o'
And YES YOU CAN!
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