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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
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As exciting as that sounds, it's also highly irresponsible. Out of a parking lot of all places, c'mon guy.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14242286 - 04/05/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sex while driving def sounds more dangerous to me. i've never had sex while driving... masturbating is super easy for me... i never really lose control of the car or take my eye off the road. i don' think i could climb on top of a guy and get freaky while he's driving i'm too fearful of losing my life to do that.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14242448 - 04/05/11 03:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey i'm not chastising! i'm just saying that's something I personally would be too scared to do THATS ALL lol.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Aninator]
#14242944 - 04/05/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude ive jacked off with my right hand while holding porn playing on my phone with my left hand while driving
also talked on the phone wilst putting hot sauce on a taco
im a horrible person i dont even know how many black babies i ran over
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14242950 - 04/05/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Meh, i'm not trying to bring you down or anything.
But from what i've seen sex while driving is the only, or one of the only crazy activities mentioned that has the lives of innocent people at stake.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14243094 - 04/05/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: dude ive jacked off with my right hand while holding porn playing on my phone with my left hand while driving
also talked on the phone wilst putting hot sauce on a taco
im a horrible person i dont even know how many black babies i ran over
So let me get this straight... you've masturbated while on the phone with an unsuspecting individual?
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: Society]
#14243123 - 04/05/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had a girl i was dating call me while she was taking a shit once. She actually told me she was taking a shit.
I remember telling her something like "WTF is wrong with you?" and hanging up.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14243128 - 04/05/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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but thats ironic... the real question is Quote:
iwasaClown said: "WTF is wrong with you?"
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: dummy]
#14243274 - 04/05/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You tell me.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: vandago]
#14243461 - 04/05/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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how does one initiate road head
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14243642 - 04/05/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: I had a girl i was dating call me while she was taking a shit once. She actually told me she was taking a shit.
I remember telling her something like "WTF is wrong with you?" and hanging up.
My ex was like that with me. I didn't think it was too strange. I'd piss on the phone with her, but I never shat. Not really because I thought it was weird either.. I don't know, I just never did.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: BothHands]
#14243665 - 04/05/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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uhh
girls dont poop miss
dont spred lies in my thread thanks
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: pfxtc]
#14244057 - 04/05/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahaha, guess she lied to me.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14244084 - 04/05/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I remember telling her something like "WTF is wrong with you?" and hanging up.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: yogabunny]
#14244181 - 04/05/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i think it's a strange way of showing affection maybe? men don't seem to do it (based on my experiences being a man and what i've read in this thread) but women will shit in front of you. thats life brotha.
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Re: dirtiest/weirdest shit you've done sexually [Re: thoughts]
#14245570 - 04/06/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: I had a girl i was dating call me while she was taking a shit once. She actually told me she was taking a shit.
I remember telling her something like "WTF is wrong with you?" and hanging up.
I don't get it. What's wrong with this? Are you not comfortable enough to recognize the bodily needs of your loved ones?
I shit while I'm on the phone all the time. I'm a stealthy speed pooper, so they never know (and I don't mention it).
I've actually even been in the bathroom while my girlfriend shit. I left as soon as I smelled it though.
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